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    College superstar AintNoSunshine's Avatar
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    Default So my dumb GF...

    has chronic gastritis, so she went to a "doctor" who runs a private pharma/clinic

    This "doctor" tells her that she can't eat:

    pepper, beef, pork steak, sweet and sour pork, beef steak, bbq pork, none of the seafood, sea fish, chicken, brocoli, cabbage.

    Durian, pineapple, mango, grape, tangerine, orange, strawberry, dragon fruit.

    mcdonald's, kfc, chocolate, all candies, cracker/biscuit

    Just base on this list I am 9999% sure that this retard is full of shiit, I want to say that in my girl friend's face but I can't

    I'm so mad right now, because I think my girl friend actually is stupid enough to believe this "doctor"
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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    Quote Originally Posted by Kaspah
    Wtf does she have?

    Chronic gas?
    Chronic gastritis...

    Stomach problem, abdominal pain

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    pm gigantes. he'll set you up with an argument to expose this con artist. you'll save the day and be the hero.

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    My wife has an ulcer of the urinary tract, basically what they are saying happens in your gf's stomach happens to her lower. It's not a joke. The thing is, you're taking everything as an absolute. You don't need to make it an absolute, but if she really has this, she is on her way possibly to an ulcer with no changes. Just eat a little better (reduce, not remove these foods).

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stempel, HERB
    pm gigantes. he'll set you up with an argument to expose this con artist. you'll save the day and be the hero.
    lol

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    At least she should be thin

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    Quote Originally Posted by Stempel, HERB
    pm gigantes. he'll set you up with an argument to expose this con artist. you'll save the day and be the hero.

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    ewww, sounds gross. Dump the ho.

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    tell her to go on a soylent green diet

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    So what can this farting ass bitch eat?

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    she would be an idiot to take your advice over a doctor.

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    most of those foods listed are acidic, which would cause more irritation to her stomach lining. the peppered beef and things alike are obvious.

    she can still eat those foods in moderation, but if pain doesnt cease, you might want to have her stop all together for a while. and drink buttloads of water.

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    Default Re: So my dumb GF...

    She's going to have to eat lots of oatmeal.

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