First and foremost, if you want to be in the Top 10: You can't be injury prone

[HenryGarfunkle]

You have 6 alts that average atleast 5 posts per day. So in reality you average 30 posts per day

[Inferno]

These nerds dedicate their lives to obsessing over Kobe on the internet

[Showtime2001]

You also can't lose in the 1st round IMO

Wait? Can't lose in the 1st round?

So right off the bat Jordan and Shaq are out of the top 10?

[Ranked 12th]

Wait? Can't lose in the 1st round?

So right off the bat Jordan and Shaq are out of the top 10?

u mad bruh?

[IllegalD]

Simon's sad life in numbers:

Simon Fam Alts:

Fudge - 22,846 posts (7 posts per day)

russwest0 - 13,846 posts (13 posts per day)

Budadiiii - 13,067 posts (10 posts per day)

Dubeta - 9,793 posts (14 posts per day)

Cocaine80s - 8,664 posts (11 posts per day)

JT123 - 6,731 posts (9 posts per day)

HarryCallahan - 5,620 posts (4 posts per day)

Kiiiing - 2,041 posts (5 posts per day)

Tony Montana - 1,728 posts (2 posts per day)

Gus Hemingway - 1,589 posts (12 posts per day)

HenryGarfunkel - 1,580 posts (2 posts per day)

Vaniiiia - 875 posts (4 posts per day)

InsanityKills - 565 posts

Stu Jackson - 426 posts (1 post per day)

Ranked12th - 383 posts (10 posts per day)

Stempel, HERB - 379 posts

G.U.S. - 213 posts (7 posts per day)


Final tally: 90,355 TOTAL POSTS
(111 posts per day) *UPDATED FOR ACCURACY







I know you'll try to deflect this with your usual "rent free" "Simon fam stay winning" "Im not an alt, Im a brand new poster".

But I know when you read those numbers you will feel a deep sadness within yourself while the rest of us laugh and feel sorry for your pathetic life.




(and I'm sure I'm missing some additional alts that will only make the final tally even sadder, but I decided to show some mercy on your poor soul)

[Showtime2001]

u mad bruh?

Go make another alt fakkit.

[IllegalD]

[Cocaine80s]

You spent your entire day obsessed with Simon

How does that feel little boy

[IllegalD]

You spent your entire day obsessed with Simon

How does that feel little boy

Feels great knowing I was never like him at his age.

You spent your entire day melting down and responding to yourself.

[Cocaine80s]

Feels great knowing I was never like him at his age.

You spent your entire day melting down and responding to yourself.

Melt. Down.


You made over 100 posts today not including your other alts either

[IllegalD]

Melt. Down.


You made over 100 posts today not including your other alts either

Still less than what you AVERAGE on a daily basis.

[Cocaine80s]

Still less than what you AVERAGE on a daily basis.

Another one.


Its time for your bed time son

[IllegalD]

Another one.


Its time for your bed time son

Is that what your mom just told you?

I bet you're the type of f*ggot who turns off the lights in his room and then continues posting on ISH in a laptop hiding under a blanket so your mom doesn't come into your room and chews your ass out for disobeying her.

[Cocaine80s]

Is that what your mom just told you?

I bet you're the type of f*ggot who turns off the lights in his room and then continues posting on ISH in a laptop hiding under a blanket so your mom doesn't come into your room and chews your ass out for disobeying her.

This is very detailed, probably because you are doing it right now

[IllegalD]

This is very detailed, probably because you are doing it right now

My comment must've hit close to home for you.