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    Free the banned users. stalkerforlife's Avatar
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    Default Man dies during underwater proposal...

    http://huffp.st/ReNaM1Z

    How tragic is this world?

    F uck.

    It never ends.

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    NBA rookie of the year Shogon's Avatar
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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    1) That guy was a moron.

    2) Who posts that shit on social media? What an attention seeking bitch. That guy dodged a lifetime of anguish.

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    Oh my.

    I hope OP sees this tragedy and stops smoking meth and gets a job.

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    3) Stay still... hold it right there... don’t move... with no oxygen while I bust out my phone so I can post this on Facebook!!!!

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    top 10 stupidest ways to die ever finalist right here.

    i blame rom coms for this bullshit.

    dude prob thought he couldn't just get on one knee and do a traditional proposal because his bitch saw some corny ass hugh grant or pre renaissance mcconaughey flick where some simp pulled some outrageous stunt to ask for a thot's (most likely julia roberts or kate hudson) hand in holy matrimony.

    he thought he had to evel knieval/david blaine that shit just to have a chance.

    he tried to one up some imaginary characters and paid for it with his life.

    rip simp.


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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    Can't believe this is real, sounds like something straight from the Onion

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    Good, effing obnoxious try hards and their idiotic original attention whoring ways of popping the question.

    Natural selection, folks.
    Last edited by TheMan; 09-22-2019 at 05:52 PM.

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    Only 4 meters below the surface damn.

    He really loved her to death

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong
    Only 4 meters below the surface damn.

    He really loved her to death
    gawddammit


    made me chuckle amidst this tragedy


    what a crazy way to go


    does she fell part blame for taking her cell out and making him wait? or was it planned like that?

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    Quote Originally Posted by Long Duck Dong
    Only 4 meters below the surface damn.

    He really loved her to death
    it was a breathtaking proposal

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    OP, you have such a big heart. Do you even realize that? The fact that you even find this tragic...

    I shrug this off... for a few reasons. These two were living well before he died. Staying at a hotel at $1700/night. So he went out amidst a good life. Everyone dies. So what if someone dies young? He was in love, he was rich, he was probably pretty happy. Didn't live long enough to have any descendants become drug addicts. Also... he's an idiot. He died because of that. In a world with 8(?) billion people, there are idiots dying every second. It is what it is.

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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    This is just.... Wow

    I mean, wow.

    I should feel bad but it’s just so ****ing...

    What lol

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    ... on a leash ArbitraryWater's Avatar
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    Default Re: Man dies during underwater proposal...

    anyone hopping in her facebook DM's?

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