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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    5 lebrons, 5 ben wallaces, and 5 shaqs, maybe.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    lebron will just throw one of his many bricks at the Gorillas head

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Wilt by himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by miller-time
    5 lebrons, 5 ben wallaces, and 5 shaqs, maybe.
    No. Silverback wins. A silverback could bench press 4500 lbs, which is 10x more than any of those guys. Put 10x the strength into one creature and he would be able to take them out so quickly that their numbers would be meaningless.

    It would be like me fighting 8 year olds. I could pummel them indefinitely without consequence until exhaustion sets in.
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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Mike Tyson thinks he could do it.

    "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."

    LMFAO.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by therammingman
    I would just put the gorilla in an armbar. Would be over

    hope your kidding.......taking jujitsu classes twice a week might help you defend yourself against some random person who doesn't know how to fight...


    but against a Gorilla?..no way....Gorilla would bite you or slam you with the arm you attacked....

    only hope is to attack the back and sink ina RNC...even then it's a long shot.


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    Quote Originally Posted by AlphaWolf24
    hope your kidding.......taking jujitsu classes twice a week might help you defend yourself against some random person who doesn't know how to fight...


    but against a Gorilla?..no way....Gorilla would bite you or slam you with the arm you attacked....

    only hope is to attack the back and sink ina RNC...even then it's a long shot.

    would kobe take that gorilla 1 on 1?

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    Lol. . Like many others have said... a Silverback Mountain Gorilla.. or even Lowland Gorilla (smaller) would obliterate any man in the world in a fight. I don't care if you're Chuck Lidell or whoever. MAYBE 5 or 6 guys Shaq's size could subdue a Gorilla but that's assuming the Gorilla doesn't kill them 1 by 1 with one blow or by breaking their neck.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    I mean come on guys..1 full force punch from a gorilla would likely knock someone's head off, literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackJoker23
    would kobe take that gorilla 1 on 1?

    Kobe would have a better chance then Jordan simply because he's a better shooter with more range...

    (don't want to get close )


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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    If it was actual true caged life or death, Either one would be able to beat the Silverback Gorilla solo.

    Ever seen a big Gorilla strike ? All they do is rush you in a little shuffle and try to throw forearms. Gorillas as hand to hand combat gods is the silliest thing ever. A large professional athelete, or even a smaller professional fighter, would be able to make the silverback gorilla run away without much risk of injury or death.....if they chose to.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    you guys are crazy. An armbar on that gorilla and it would be over. I'd rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by 28renyoy
    I mean come on guys..1 full force punch from a gorilla would likely knock someone's head off, literally.
    Gorillas don't know how to punch. Their striking is really low impact and laughable. Ever seen one fight ?

    And even the biggest amongst them aren't six feet tall. Big Silverbacks are mostly like 5'5" and 300 pounds.

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    Default Re: Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

    Quote Originally Posted by therammingman
    you guys are crazy. An armbar on that gorilla and it would be over. I'd rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.
    thats what street fighter and mortal kombat is doing to our kids......

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