Any Girls?

[ThatCoolKid]

Am I the only one on this site full of chauvinists?

[Jameerthefear]

Non non Biyori!!!

[Budadiiii]

The only active poster I know of is 'DeuceWallaces'.

[Patrick Chewing]

There's a few ladyboys roaming the site if that helps

[Le Shaqtus]

Girls are smart not to come here

[ThatCoolKid]

Non non Biyori!!!

Oh, I wanted to post this to your Kobe future thread, but it was deleted before I got the chance.

One day Kobe has a little too much to drink, and, in the throes of coming to terms with the fact that he will never win another championship, he desperately calls Lebron over and over. After about 40 calls, the King finally picks up. Kobe can hear boisterous yelling and club music playing in the background.

"L-Lebron? Y-You there man?" Kobe timidly asks.

"Who the f*** this?" The King spits impatiently.

"H-hey, man. It's Kobe. I just w-wanted to talk about that deal we made the other day."

"What the f*** did you just call me?"

"S-Sorry, I meant K-King James. I sent y-you the picture y-you wanted."

"Oh aight, let me check."

Kobe shifts his weight nervously and looks at the MJ posters hanging on his wall for courage as there is a slight pause.

He then hears Lebron exclaim loudly, "HAHAHA! Yo, guys, you gotta come check this sh*t, Kobe just got a tattoo on his forehead that says 'Lebron's Bitch' AHAHAHAHA!

Kobe tries to interject as he blushes, "S-s-so can I join the Heat now?" but Lebron ignores his questions as Kobe hears only uncontrolled laughter coming through the phone.

"Yo Shaq, come check out Kobe's new ink!" Lebron yells.

"Haha, that f@g always was a bitch through and through." Shaq laughs.

Kobe continues to try to talk through the laughter, tears freely flowing down his face, but after a few minutes at laughing at Kobe's pitiful crying, Lebron hangs up.

Kobe knows there is only one more option. He looks up at his poster of MJ as he puts on this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN4jk819Fc, "I'm sorry MJ, I'm so sorry."

The next morning Kobe was found, dead from a drug overdose, buried in mountain of Air Jordans with Like Mike still playing in the background, with a tattoo 'Lebron's Bitch' plastered across his forehead. The NBA stripped him of all awards, accolades, and statistics he had accrued over his career, and he was promptly retroactively convicted of rape as well.

In 10 years, the name Kobe Bryant was forever forgotten, while Lebron ascended to become the new GOAT of the NBA. Kids in this future dream of being a great team player who always goes for the win, rather than an inefficient, egotistcal chucker who loses games and relies on his bigs to win, and spend hours in their driveways practicing driving and kicking it out to for a corner 3 (the most efficient shot in the game) at the buzzer.

This is the fate that awaits Kobe. And what a glorious fate it shall be.

[ThatCoolKid]

The only active poster I know of is 'DeuceWallaces'.

Really? I've never seen her post before. What is she like? Tell her I'd be interested in chatting with her.

[Twin Beadles]

Tell her I'd be interested in chatting with her.

No you wouldn't. Unless you're really into plants.

[Meticode]

No you wouldn't. Unless you're really into plants.

And ripped jeans. And coming accross the internet as a total douche and asshole.

[Scholar]

Don't forget terrible hairline.

Also, OP, nobody is going to read that story you posted.

[B-Low]

Latina Heat if she still comes around... B-Low's got dibs though.

[B-Low]

Latina Heat is Theoo's bitch.

True he did woo the shit out of her with that touching comic strip. She actually screamed his name out during sex last month but I took it as a compliment that she'd associate my d!ck with his greatness.

[Bandito]

Am I the only one on this site full of chauvinists?

Apparently yes.

[AS85]

me