Alpha, Beta and Wannabe Beta

[ImKobe]

OP is a wannabe beta by his own definition

[BlackWhiteGreen]

Can't believe OP hasn't thought of "Wannabeta".

[20Four]

Alpha - Clearly no one who posts on the internet frequently is an alpha. They are 1 in 10000. They are loved by people, people want to be around them all the time, people are always trying to spend time with them and would die for them.

Betas - Your normal folks who get jobs, get girlfriends/wives/mortages, have a lot of friends, get a university degree, gets paid high five figures or six figures etc etc. Your typical guy/gal.

Wannabe Betas- Your average person who don't have many friends, don't have a good career outlook, don't have good self esteem confidence, spends a lot of time on the internet, poor/unacceptable physical attributes. Wishes they had the things Betas had but also know that they are different. Instead of recognising that they are not betas but instead far below betas, they of course delude themselves into thinking they are not betas because they are alphas!! . Its the oldest saying in the book. "Its too hard to blame myself so I blame others."

I would say 90% of the ISH is full of wannabe Betas. Real betas don't post/troll on the internet because they have social lives and committments. Real betas have jobs, career, relationships, skills to develop and take care of not trolling and obssessing over the internet.

Sorry to break it to you folks but if your not an Alpha aka 1 in 10000 (your not trust me) and you know your not an average joe, your a wannabe Beta.Sorry to break it to you but someone had to, can't let you delude yourself till your sitting in your underwear eating maccas at 3am in the middle of the night when your 30 thinking your alpha. I know not everyone can be a true alpha like me but hey, the trick to being a true alpha dog is not even trying, you simply are.

Stop talking you're burning the burger patties already

[Dresta]

Ur Up 2am posting on the internet on a friday night? Thats some real wannabe beta sh1t right thurr.

Man Enough time (10mins of my week) Wasted on wannabe Betas (hey its not really waste im volunteering my services)!!!. Good night wannabe betas enjoy your fat belly, trolling, weird pornography and weekly thoughts of suicide. See you next week for your next edition of:

"Step 1 towards becoming a beta and putting the wannabe betaness behind!"

Good night and clocking out wannabe Betas!

Does this guy not even realise that random people he speaks to on the internet aren't likely to be in the same time zone as he is?

[Fudge]

Dude just went on a complete meltdown...for nothing.