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    she is just manhandling lebron on defense, forcing him into tough fadeaways while playing in a fcking skirt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM6_86UEu-4#t=2m30s. . She even calls him out for playing on lowered rims. "this seems short"

    you know a true fmvp from the golden age of the league(like kobe) would've put her in her place.

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    this will prove useful for the next playoffs tbh

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    I'm a Kobe fan but I must admit


    the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

    Lebron James is known to be THE most hung guy in basketball, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his **** has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Schumer's *****.

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    In the current era, players face fewer defenders on the strongside because weakside floor-spreaders draw them away, as part of today's 3-point shooting and spacing strategy.. 1-defender strongsides are common, as seen in Game 3:[/SIZE][/I]












    Same as Game 2 - only 1 defender on strongside:








    Same as Game 1.. Only 1 defender on strongside:







    It's clear as day - today's player never faces strongsides with more than 1 or 2 defenders, due to weakside floor-spreaders that lure defenders away.. Otoh, these floor-spreaders didn't exist in previous eras, so defenders weren't lured away - defenders just remained on the strongside, which meant players faced strongsides that were already flooded with all 5 defenders.. The difference is night and day - just a completely different game altogether.

    In addition to the porous strongside defense caused by weakside floor-spreaders, today's spacing provides wider lanes and more time/room for players to operate.. Spacing also combines with the bans on paint-camping and hand-checking to "open up the game" for perimeter players, as the league intended.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StephHamann
    In the current era, players face fewer defenders on the strongside because weakside floor-spreaders draw them away, as part of today's 3-point shooting and spacing strategy.. 1-defender strongsides are common, as seen in Game 3:[/SIZE][/I]












    Same as Game 2 - only 1 defender on strongside:








    Same as Game 1.. Only 1 defender on strongside:







    It's clear as day - today's player never faces strongsides with more than 1 or 2 defenders, due to weakside floor-spreaders that lure defenders away.. Otoh, these floor-spreaders didn't exist in previous eras, so defenders weren't lured away - defenders just remained on the strongside, which meant players faced strongsides that were already flooded with all 5 defenders.. The difference is night and day - just a completely different game altogether.

    In addition to the porous strongside defense caused by weakside floor-spreaders, today's spacing provides wider lanes and more time/room for players to operate.. Spacing also combines with the bans on paint-camping and hand-checking to "open up the game" for perimeter players, as the league intended.

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    this is borderline pauk on a scale of trying hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ncrazyballa
    this is borderline pauk on a scale of trying hard.
    Thats 3Ball

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    Lebalds sharpie hairline doeee on point

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    Semi OT to the thread, would you guys bang Amy Schumer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swagga
    she is just manhandling lebron on defense, forcing him into tough fadeaways while playing in a fcking skirt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MM6_86UEu-4#t=2m30s. . She even calls him out for playing on lowered rims. "this seems short"

    you know a true fmvp from the golden age of the league(like kobe) would've put her in her place.
    Face down ass up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by swagga
    this will prove useful for the next playoffs tbh
    She searching for LeBron's tiny dick but can't find it.

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    Both his handles and jumper were better in this one clip than any moment in the entire playoffs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SouBeachTalents
    Semi OT to the thread, would you guys bang Amy Schumer?
    Yeah, wouldn't even think twice about it.

    I was hoping her dress would ride up a little more so I can could see those skinny little legs of hers.

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    That J on her was SWEEEEEEET

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foster5k
    She searching for LeBron's tiny dick but can't find it.
    Foster5k: "Haha! Cop that Lebron fans. That'll get em!

    Foster5k's Mom: Dinners ready junior! Get off the computer and join us for dinner mister

    Foster5k: Not now mom I'm making fun of Lebron and his purely speculative ***** size that has no viable supporting evidence!

    Foster5k's Mom: You're not one to talk, little guy! Should of seen the size of that thing when you came out of the womb.... Now you know why we called you Junior!

    Foster5k: Bu-bu-bu-

    Foster5k's Mom: Hurry up Junior your dinner is getting cold!

    *Foster5k deep "sigh" followed by fade to black*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Foster5k
    She searching for LeBron's tiny dick but can't find it.

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