Joakim Noah vs. Biblical Noah

[bagelred]

One is pretty good at getting Double doubles.

The other one brings along animals in double doubles.





Kind of a tossup?

[dr8ked]

[Jailblazers7]

I bet biblical Noah doesn't like Cleveland either.

[824]

I bet biblical Noah doesn't like Cleveland either.

Not even Jesus likes the city of Cleveland, he sacrificed himself for our sins (except for those that reside in Cleveland).

[bagelred]

Chicago fans, of course, will go for Joakim. They are such homers.

[DukeDelonte13]

one survived elimination, one won't.

[ILLsmak]

one survived elimination, one won't.

loool, this thread is corny but it makes you chuckle anyway...

-Smak

[icewill36]

one survived elimination, one won't.

nice one


at least bulls noah keeps it real, biblical noah is a fictional character

[Papaya Petee]

nice one


at least bulls noah keeps it real, biblical noah is a fictional character

[TennesseeFan]

nice one


at least bulls noah keeps it real, biblical noah is a fictional character

Napoleon and Hitler are fictional characters, just because they are dead?

[Go Getter]

Napoleon and Hitler are fictional characters, just because they are dead?

Religion aside common sense tells us that it is impossible to collect two of every animal known to man and put them on a ship.

[ZeN]

one survived elimination, one won't.

[TennesseeFan]

Religion aside common sense tells us that it is impossible to collect two of every animal known to man and put them on a ship.

"23Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

25When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, "Who then can be saved?"

26Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
27Peter answered him, "We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?"

28Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. 29And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother[f] or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. 30But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first."

Matthew 19 23-28

Take from it what you will.

[Go Getter]

"23Then Jesus said to his disciples, "I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. 24Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God."

25When the disciples heard this, they were greatly astonished and asked, "Who then can be saved?"

26Jesus looked at them and said, "With man this is impossible, but with God all things are possible."
27Peter answered him, "We have left everything to follow you! What then will there be for us?"

28Jesus said to them, "I tell you the truth, at the renewal of all things, when the Son of Man sits on his glorious throne, you who have followed me will also sit on twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel. 29And everyone who has left houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother[f] or children or fields for my sake will receive a hundred times as much and will inherit eternal life. 30But many who are first will be last, and many who are last will be first."

Matthew 19 23-28

Take from it what you will.

Yeah yeah yeah....if that's your faith then fine...but I don't believe in much of that....God put his will in the hearts of men not on paper.

Anything that man interprets is bound to have flaws.

With that said the bible is a bunch of fables....and it's so contradictoryl that it';s not even funny.

[TennesseeFan]

Yeah yeah yeah....if that's your faith then fine...but I don't believe in much of that....God put his will in the hearts of men not on paper.

Anything that man interprets is bound to have flaws.

With that said the bible is a bunch of fables....and it's so contradictoryl that it';s not even funny.

Whatever you think.

Its historical documentiation, with the birth, death and ressurection of Christ verifiying all of it 2,000 years ago.