Yeah I like this video.
Where I play pickup ball, there's this Asian guy that rocks up with a full Lakers uniform (Kobe Bryant) with a warmup top. I have never seen him make a layup.
There's also this black guy that seems to be on a mission to score every point himself, and in an acrobatic manner. He will never take a shot if he's open, he'll wait until someone comes to defend him. Then he will proceed to drive to the basket. I'd say his fg% is probably about 25%.
There's also this over-enthusiastic Asian guy who's pretty big, and punishes everybody and anybody. I remember a little teenage kid came for a game with us, and Gary (the guy I'm talking about) decides it's still his duty to play hard and protect the basket even if it's against this poor kid. Gives the kid a bump, kid goes flying, goes home bleeding.
I've got a friend who occasionally has massive brain-farts. Full court 5-on-5, fast break, pulls up for a 3. What the phuck?
There's also the guy that never plays D, the tall guy that stays outside, the guy that will shoot even if surrounded by 3 players, the shyt guy that does nothing but set useless screens (at the same time it's not completely his fault because nobody passes to him), I can keep going.