What is your favourite lebron nickname?

[Vaniiiia]

Big Dick James.

The best nicknames are the natural ones that actually make sense.

Black Mamba?

Forced, contrived, corny... I guess in that way it does make sense for Kobe.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Big Dick James.

The best nicknames are the natural ones that actually make sense.

Black Mamba?

Forced, contrived, corny... I guess in that way it does make sense for Kobe.

damn...scored one for leKUNG

[Dr Hawk]

LeKLANK

[Ariza4three]

Krang

[GIF REACTION]

Keng

[Vaniiiia]

LeCock is popular with the highschool kids for some reason

I even heard my little cousin refer to him as "Daddy Thick Shaft" the other day talking to his friend in the backseat

That picture changed everything. I think most already had an inclination that LeBron was hung like a horse, but to actually see visible proof on the biggest stage, I mean my God... dude is the GOAT. no way around it.

Thick Daddy LeKing.

[kennethgriffin]

DANKEY KANG

[Muskarat]

Nothing beats Bran

[poido123]

LeChoke

LeQueen

[dubeta]

LeChoke

LeQueen

LeTurkeyStuffedRose

[ArbitraryWater]

LeCock is popular with the highschool kids for some reason

I even heard my little cousin refer to him as "Daddy Thick Shaft" the other day talking to his friend in the backseat

That picture changed everything. I think most already had an inclination that LeBron was hung like a horse, but to actually see visible proof on the biggest stage, I mean my God... dude is the GOAT. no way around it.

Thick Daddy LeKing.

[Vaniiiia]

LeTurkeyStuffedRose

Rose and Bulls fans have PTLD. Post Traumatic LeBron Disorder.

This dude Poido has been shy and timid since LeBron mercilessly raped rose and the choking Bulls. Again.

Now he thinks he can get away with these little midget jabs like no ones gonna bring it up and trigger his deepest darkest nightmare?



RIP Poido. See ya next year.

[G0ATbe]

LeShit
LeBald
LeBlocked

[dubeta]

Rose and Bulls fans have PTLD. Post Traumatic LeBron Disorder.

This dude Poido has been shy and timid since LeBron mercilessly raped rose and the choking Bulls. Again.

Now he thinks he can get away with these little midget jabs like no ones gonna bring it up and trigger his deepest darkest nightmare?



RIP Poido. See ya next year.

You know whats funny? Poidos life revolves around working 12hrs a day in a dusty Australian airport, picking up bags for people like you and me


His life purpose is to appease everyday people, and basically cater to assholes like me who would purposely claim a lost baggage when there isnt any, and have people like him spend 4 hours trying to find a non-existent bag


His $7 an hour isnt enough to survive, and he lives through his pathetic Bulls franchise to find his life meaning.


Can you imagine a worse situation to be in?


Relying on a literal retard in Rose as your life purpose?? To be the saviour of Poido's ambitions?










His entire life is clinging to this drooling fool to win in the playoffs, yet LeBron constantly destroys his hopes and ambitions, EVERY SEASON

[Vaniiiia]

I'm in tears bro. Literally in tears.

I honestly feel sorry for the guy. I hope one day he can find happiness in this life without being constantly let down by his favorite player and team that literally get defecated on every year by the same guy.

Yo Poido, man to man. CEO to baggage boy. Listen bro.... it's not too late to join the family. It's never too late to make that change. WE WILL ACCEPT YOU. Just imagine a life where your favorite player isn't getting injured every other week or saying something retarded to the press. THAT IS SUFFERING.

Here in the LeBron family we get to witness a guy that NEVER gets hurt, NEVER says stupid shit, and NEVER loses in his conference. NEVER!

If you make the change now, it will literally be like going from a fiery pit of hell to a utopia of endless joy with large cocked alphas co-existing and celebrating our God, King James. Nirvana bro.

So whaddaya say bro? Are you in?