1. Marqueef gets drafted by Suns
2. Team makes trade for Queef's brother to make him happy
3. Give twins $52 million extension
4. Both twins nearly get suspended for technicals in a season
5. Marcus cusses out Jeff Hornacek on national TV
6. Both twins get charged with felony assault, lie to police, show no sympathy to upset Suns org because #FOE
7. Pissed off Suns org ships Marcus out to Detroit for nothing, separate the thug twins and clear SF logjam
8. Butthurt Morris twins feel they were betrayed and lied to by Suns because they signed the extension with the intention of staying together, even though their contracts never said that one couldn't be traded
9. Twins talk shit about Suns org on twitter and Queef refuses to talk to players or staff
Can we please just blacklist these punks from the league?
Hopefully both of them die in a car accident soon.