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03-17-2013, 08:19 PM
#121
Karl Malone's bastard
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by tikay0
Why you so mad? No one's dick riding Kimbo. He's like my 9,000th favorite fighter.
I think you're dick riding the guy in the martial arts video though.
P.S. I never said Kimbo wasn't garbage. I was just making a point that a garbage pro fighter would beat the brakes off that martial arts instructor.
I never even clicked on or watched your dumbass video moron. It would be a waste of time. Has martial arts instructors gotten beat? yes they have, but it has only been because of blind luck. Outside of that "garbage pro fighter" is getting the brakes beaten out of his bum ass.. which is the entire reason why Kimbo Slice (don't forget to swallow) no longer fights.
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03-17-2013, 08:23 PM
#122
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03-17-2013, 08:28 PM
#123
Karl Malone's bastard
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by tikay0
This whole post is garbage. So you got your money on that martial arts instructor over Kimbo?
.....??? um yeah I have my money on a martial arts instructor over someone who got F'ed in the A by a pink haired bitch. again don't forget to swallow.
Last edited by TMac&Luther; 03-17-2013 at 08:31 PM.
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03-17-2013, 08:34 PM
#124
3-time NBA All-Star
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by Legends66NBA7
Dude, come on... there's no way we can replicate the LeBron James and Ben Wallace vs One Silverback Gorilla.
But anyways, the Chimp will win.
I hate that that thread got locked, since it was kind of ISH classic, that would get bumped occasionally. And then one person decides to block it.
I'll take the chimp. Not to sound negative, but those things have no soul or remorse, they immediately go and rip off things like the eyes and nose, and a human, is not capable of being so vicious without hesitating.
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03-17-2013, 08:39 PM
#125
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by TMac&Luther
.....??? um yeah I have my money on a martial arts instructor over someone who got F'ed in the A by a pink haired bitch. again don't forget to swallow.
This is why people should use protection.
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03-17-2013, 08:40 PM
#126
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by jstern
I hate that that thread got locked, since it was kind of ISH classic, that would get bumped occasionally. And then one person decides to block it.
I'll take the chimp. Not to sound negative, but those things have no soul or remorse, they immediately go and rip off things like the eyes and nose, and a human, is not capable of being so vicious without hesitating.
I think you're vastly under rating Lebron's choking abilities.
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03-17-2013, 08:44 PM
#127
cereal killah
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by tikay0
You're not "fighting" a chimp. You're gonna try and over power it with the combined force of the 3 guys, and then stomp it's head in.
You think the big 3 are gonna square up, and get in a boxing stance?
Gotta go. UFC time son!!!
Good luck with that. Here's what happens if you lose.
NSFW GRAPHIC GROSS NO KIDS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etRjvrr4IIA
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03-17-2013, 08:45 PM
#128
Karl Malone's bastard
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by tikay0
This is why people should use protection.
this is why people should stop posting when their arguments are blown to shit you aren't even trying to defend your failed argument anymore
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03-17-2013, 08:46 PM
#129
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by daily
That's a half way retarded lady that was giving the chimp pills, and wine.
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03-17-2013, 08:53 PM
#130
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by TMac&Luther
this is why people should stop posting when their arguments are blown to shit you aren't even trying to defend your failed argument anymore
You got your money on a martial arts instructor that has yet to step in a cage, or ring, over a proven fighter that's been in there with other proven fighters.
You think the guy that beat up Kimbo was some bum off the street that's been practicing MMA with a XBOX Kinect?
Exactly why I didn't respond to your simple post.
Lemme guess, you're going to spin my post, and make it seem like I'm dick riding Kimbo. Can't wait.
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03-17-2013, 08:58 PM
#131
Karl Malone's bastard
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by tikay0
That's a half way retarded lady that was giving the chimp pills, and wine.
which both were depressants moron, both weakened the chimp.. I'm starting to figure out why you're in the rep red. You're completely stupid
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03-17-2013, 09:00 PM
#132
NBA Legend
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by tikay0
You got your money on a martial arts instructor that has yet to step in a cage, or ring, over a proven fighter that's been in there with other proven fighters.
You think the guy that beat up Kimbo was some bum off the street that's been practicing MMA with a XBOX Kinect?
Exactly why I didn't respond to your simple post.
Lemme guess, you're going to spin my post, and make it seem like I'm dick riding Kimbo. Can't wait.
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03-17-2013, 09:01 PM
#133
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by TMac&Luther
which both were depressants moron, both weakened the chimp.. I'm starting to figure out why you're in the rep red. You're completely stupid
Yeah, I'm sure the chimp was on wine and pills when he attacked her. Maybe, that combination messed up his brain wiring, and he flipped out. Not saying he wouldn't have anyways, but little buddy. Get off my dick.
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03-17-2013, 09:02 PM
#134
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
Originally Posted by kuniva_dAMiGhTy
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03-17-2013, 09:13 PM
#135
#Trump4Treason
Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
heres a video of chimpanzees fighting ability. i dont think 1 would kill lebron in the cage. They seem to easily be backed off, there only fighting knowledge is slap punching. also, lebron would probably be 2.5x taller than these chimps in the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lQcKiFy_DM
Last edited by nathanjizzle; 03-17-2013 at 09:18 PM.
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