I refuse to believe Eric Gordon isnt the offspring of Michael Jordan

[GOBB]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes

[Lebowsky]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes

He takes after Kobe Bryant a lot in that first picture

[l0ssr3c0rd]

MJ's sons with his wife just arent great basketball players and no signs of them excelling in other sports. Seem like good athletes just not great. And most likely will end up in the coporate world running one of Mj's businesses.

But Eric Gordan? Its screaming MJ son. I know MJ dipped off on his wife and knocked up Eric's mother and told her to keep it hush. He didnt need to pay her off because he insured her if Eric was the one. And he is...he really is. MJ played for Da Bulls, Eric is from Illinois...wears #23, has a fundamentally sound game and is the best freshman in the nation. He even has Mj's ears.


-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

Exactly...same swagger and all. No waste MJ wasted DNA on his current kids whatever thier name is. I dont even care to know thier name. But Eric Gordon is the truth...he could only come from this mans genes

you fail

[GOBB]

you fail

Like your username? Who created that...your little sister?

[l0ssr3c0rd]

Like your username? Who created that...your little sister?

excuse me?

[StroShow4]

-"Ears and chin like MJ. I studied his biological makeup"

[Big One]

why u have kobe in the first pic?

[RidonKs]

He takes after Kobe Bryant a lot in that first picture

Please be joking.

[305Baller]

Fail +2

[GOBB]

why u have kobe in the first pic?

Why you talkin like AI in a postgame interview?

[Da KO King]

I'm still not ready to worship at the alter of a 6'2" SG who sucks when playing off ball.

[GOBB]

Fail +2

Miami Heat: Fail +3
Your life: Fail +4

[305Baller]

laughing at your own joke

unlimited failure.

[GOBB]

I'm still not ready to worship at the alter of a 6'2" SG who sucks when playing off ball.

You're such a hard ass. Bout to call you Mercury Morris


-"Dont call me when you're on the express way. Call me when you turn the corner and look for a parking spot. Matter of fact.....matter of fact, call me when you're on my porch and I come to the door and ask Who the hell are you pal? Ok? Ok?"

[GOBB]

laughing at your own joke

unlimited failure.

Bitter at GOBB from previous encounter

ownership.