How should we celebrate my 40,000th post on this board?

[jstern]

Hey Axe, there's a tsunami warning for Japan right now. Stop posting and turn on the news for in case your mom's house is in the path of the tsunami. It could save your life. You don't want your mom's house to get flooded, and then have you ending up with soggy Hot Pockets.

Well it can't bad as being the loser behind alt that has now accumulated 33k posts in a mere 4 years, and once again, as an alt.

Axe got 30,000 post over a month before his third year. In the 15 months since, Jeff has deleted around 11 to 12,000 Axe posts. He should be around 45,000 now.

[Media Moderator]

I don't speak oink

[Media Moderator]

You don't want your mom's house to get flooded, and then have you ending up with soggy Hot Pockets.

Axe got 30,000 post over a month before his third year. In the 15 months since, Jeff has deleted around 11 to 12,000 Axe posts. He should be around 45,000 now.

Ok I shouldn't but now I'm actually kinda feeling bad for the big fella

[Axe]

Go back to whining in 4chan, bitch.

[Media Moderator]

Go back to whining in 4chan, bitch.

Calm down pork chop

[Axe]

No u

[Patrick Chewing]

Fat Axe, at least provide an idea for a celebration in one of your million replies in my thread. I don’t care about your beef with MM or Jstern my brother from another mother, I just want the focus to be on me, and my milestone accomplishment. Thank you, big fella.

[Axe]

Hmm you'll be coronated again as king, but do you seriously want it?

[Patrick Chewing]

You will be coronated again as a king, you want it?

This is more like it.

[jstern]

It's settled then. Unlike past posters who have reached 40,000 posts (such as Lebron23 and RRR3), Patrick Chewing will ascend to the throne when he reaches his 40,000th post.

[8Ball]

I will vote liberal in your honor.

[Axe]

This is more like it.

Alright, bookmarked then. We shall do so after you finally hit your milestone.

[SaltyMeatballs]

It's settled then. Unlike past posters who have reached 40,000 posts (such as Lebron23 and RRR3), Patrick Chewing will ascend to the throne when he reaches his 40,000th post.

Good lord just come out and say you fantasize about PC already

All you ****ing do is count posts, save links, and white knight for PC

[SaltyMeatballs]

Axe got 30,000 post over a month before his third year. In the 15 months since, Jeff has deleted around 11 to 12,000 Axe posts. He should be around 45,000 now.

Further proving my point

[Patrick Chewing]

Salty, quit being so salty. This is a celebration!

Have a drink. Relax. The party is just getting started.