How should we celebrate my 40,000th post on this board?

[Patrick Chewing]

Hi guys, Patrick Chewing here, voted the most popular member of this board. Not sure if you guys have noticed, but I'm coming up on my 40,000th post on this board. I'm sure I would have surpassed this number already if threads and posts weren't deleted to make space on the servers, but nevertheless, I'm coming up on a pretty big milestone here. So how should we celebrate this impressive feat? I know I'm not the first to reach this feat, but I'm certainly the most important to date. Less than 600 posts to go as I type this, so we're getting close.

Any ideas are of course welcome. I do like surprises!


Your boy,

- Chewz

[Media Moderator]

To show tribute
RRR3 can shave his fro
J$ can shave his beard
Blade can shave his snatch
Axe can shave his ass and back

[Axe]

Add the 500+ posts from this mentally ill alt and op's count would be closer to his milestone than what he's suggesting itt rn.

[SouBeachTalents]

Celebrate and promote trans culture

Give a sizeable donation to Biden's reelection campaign

Have a congratulatory zoom call with Jasper & Lakers Legend

[jstern]

ISH needs to stop deleting threads, so that things could be more accurate. At this point, Axe should have 48,000, + 40,000 posts from his highwhey alt.

All ISH text can be download onto a 2GB micro sd drive. Compressed. And that's just a generous assumption. You can download the entirety of Wikipedia (14GB) into a thumb drive, compressed.

To show tribute
RRR3 can shave his fro
J$ can shave his beard
Blade can shave his snatch
Axe can shave his ass and back

RRR3 should definitely shave off his fro. That's a very good suggestion. With Blade's immune system, he could get an infection, and I don't think he can handle the Nair burn.

[Patrick Chewing]

Celebrate and promote trans culture

Give a sizeable donation to Biden's reelection campaign

Have a congratulatory zoom call with Jasper & Lakers Legend

That is not a celebration. That is misery.


We can do better!

[Patrick Chewing]

To show tribute
RRR3 can shave his fro
J$ can shave his beard
Blade can shave his snatch
Axe can shave his ass and back

[Axe]

Asperger greg out here repeatedly trying to show everyone what kind of an autistic moron he is again.

[Jasper]

Hi guys, Patrick Chewing here, voted the most popular member of this board. Not sure if you guys have noticed, but I'm coming up on my 40,000th post on this board. I'm sure I would have surpassed this number already if threads and posts weren't deleted to make space on the servers, but nevertheless, I'm coming up on a pretty big milestone here. So how should we celebrate this impressive feat? I know I'm not the first to reach this feat, but I'm certainly the most important to date. Less than 600 posts to go as I type this, so we're getting close.

Any ideas are of course welcome. I do like surprises!


Your boy,

- Chewz

JUST LEAVE 99% of ISH would be happy

[Media Moderator]

Add the 500+ posts from this mentally ill alt and op's count would be closer to his milestone than what he's suggesting itt rn.

Serious question. Do you have as many posts per day as you do toss Walmart brand ding dings and moonpies per day.down your land manatee gullet? I am of the opinion you have way more than 33k cheap generic pastries underneath your badly stressed out, about to snap, belt in the last 4 years

[Axe]

Imagine being a sore loser who uses a crappy ass alt and trying hard to sound clever by making stupid projections about other people you don't get along with while being an alt right incel irl lol. Hopefully, you get to eat your precious meal soon.

[Media Moderator]

Imagine being a sore loser who uses a crappy ass alt and trying hard to sound clever by making stupid projections about other people you don't get along with while being an alt right incel irl lol. Hopefully, you get to eat your precious meal soon.

Well it can't bad as being the loser behind alt that has now accumulated 33k posts in a mere 4 years, and once again, as an alt.

[Axe]

Yep. Keep accusing others of being an alt, buddy.

[Media Moderator]

Yep. Keep accusing others of being an alt, buddy.

33k as an alt. You are the cancerous mole on someone's ass that's now bigger than they are. Is there a doctor in the house?

[Axe]

If it makes you sleep at night. But yes, do keep on typing through your tears.