More productive hospital?

[MrFonzworth]

It's geometria that greatness spawns at similar locations. There might be something about these places where the astronomical angles line up and supremely talented individuals emerge. Look up Billy Carson on youtube.

[Norcaliblunt]

I mean it’s just a hospital. Think of all the loser mofos that we’re born there too. For every Mike Tyson or Michael Jordan born there’s probably at least 100,000 convicts. Lol.

[FultzNationRISE]

Thread premise is false? Lebron was not actually born at Akron General. Thought this was common knowledge.

Gloria was on her way there but was not going to make it in time so she stopped off at a little inn along the way, where Lebron was born on a bed of straw in a small manger.

The attendants asked for a father’s name for the birth certificate, and were astounded to learn that Gloria had in fact never “known” a man before (thats a euphemism, figure it out).

Meanwhile Michael, Magic and Larry had sojourned to the Inn through the night, guided by the north star, to bring gifts of basketball shoes, headbands, and gatorade.


I thought this was common knowledge.

[Norcaliblunt]

Thread premise is false? Lebron was not actually born at Akron General. Thought this was common knowledge.

Gloria was on her way there but was not going to make it in time so she stopped off at a little inn along the way, where Lebron was born on a bed of straw in a small manger.

The attendants asked for a father’s name for the birth certificate, and were astounded to learn that Gloria had in fact never “known” a man (thats a euphemism, figure it out).

Meanwhile Michael, Magic and Larry had sojourned to the Inn through the night, guided by the north star, to bring gifts of basketball shoes, headbands, and gatorade.


I thought this was common knowledge.

This the kind of stuff that makes me really happy. Thank you.

[Bawkish]

Thread premise is false? Lebron was not actually born at Akron General. Thought this was common knowledge.

Gloria was on her way there but was not going to make it in time so she stopped off at a little inn along the way, where Lebron was born on a bed of straw in a small manger.

The attendants asked for a father’s name for the birth certificate, and were astounded to learn that Gloria had in fact never “known” a man before (thats a euphemism, figure it out).

Meanwhile Michael, Magic and Larry had sojourned to the Inn through the night, guided by the north star, to bring gifts of basketball shoes, headbands, and gatorade.


I thought this was common knowledge.

It's about time we nail him to the cross