OP forgot this
2004 - Bronze/lottery
2005 - Lottery
2006 - bronze #2
2007 - swept in finals on 35%fgs
2008 - admittedly needed kobe to teach him how to be a man and save his ass vs Spain
2009 - beat down by Dwight Howard with HC advantage
2010 - the decision after quitting on Cleveland
2011 - owned by jj barea in the finals
2012 - colluded big 3 lockout title
2012 - refusing to pay for custom birthday cake
2013 - linked to the biogenesis clinic for PEDs
2013 - shot 29% outside of 5 feet, saved by Ray allen
2014 - worst beat down in finals history. largest margin of defeat. lost finals mvp to a role player
2014 - collusion phone call with Kevin love to tamper with Wiggins trade before eligible
2015 - accused of going back to the same Miami clinic
2015 - exposes p*nis on national TV to children
2015 - another 30% shooting performance outside of 5 feet
2016 - collusion phone call with Adam silver to get draymond suspended
2016 - saved by kyrie irving
2017 - saying he never went bald like MJ with obvious hair plugs
2017 - game 3 series swinging winner hit in his face by durant
2018 - antisemitic remarks
2018 - admits he hated white people growing up
2018 - faking a hand injury with a fake cast during the post game questions
2018 - swept in finals, soft picked off durant in game 3
2019 - calling himself the greatest ever on the shop
2019 - klutch sports tampering violation with Anthony davis
2019/21 - pro China rhetoric/dismissing human rights violations
2020 - bubble ring with no fans or travel on a Disney practice court with davis owning the entire season and playoffs and only finally showing up for the finals when the Lakers faced the 5th seed Miami heat with key injuries.
2020 - preaches anti white Malcom X rhetoric while not actually knowing anything in the book he's holding
2021 - accused by cappie pondexter for human trafficking
2021 - space Jam 2 box office failure/razzie award for worst actor. lost hundreds of millions for producers
2022 - lottery
2023 - lottery