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My delivery driver was a real baddie
Yo, this chick be workin in a dress and is like 5'4 if that, 100lbs, well maybe 115 with those monster tits. Wasn't expecting that, given her name is Gemima. The milkshake spilled in her bag so I got some paper towels to help her clean it up. I didn't even think to write my number down on a paper towel. I quickly went to text her through door dash if she is dtf but it was too late. What coulda been... how many Gemimas can possibly live in a city of 100k? I'm gonna find her and see if she wants to hang out at the public pool.
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NBA rookie of the year
Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
should've taken some creepshots up her dress and shared it with the bois.
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Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
How dis for creep?
Found profile.
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wet brain
Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by diamenz
should've taken some creepshots up her dress and shared it with the bois.
wtf
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NBA Superstar
Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by Joey Turnbuckle
How dis for creep?
Found profile.
Not sure if this is even a serious thread, but pretty funny if your takeout was delivered by a girl in an "educated black queen" shirt
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Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by FultzNationRISE
Not sure if this is even a serious thread, but pretty funny if your takeout was delivered by a girl in an "educated black queen" shirt
She was wearing a tight dress with horizontal stripes that were a bunch of different colors but that's her body in the pic wearing that shirt lol. I thought she was probably 21 but she just graduated, so uh, 18 at least, I hope.... I was joking about contacting her though. Someone else posted the other day that they are gonna go knock on a girls door unannounced to ask her if she wants to hang out at the pool lol. I wasn't actually going to look their profile up until diamenz mentioned creep pics. With her name I figured it would be easy and it was.
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by Joey Turnbuckle
How dis for creep?
Found profile.
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... on a leash
Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
dafuq
can anyone explain this to me, you found the person that delivered food to you, how?
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Local High School Star
Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by Joey Turnbuckle
She was wearing a tight dress with horizontal stripes that were a bunch of different colors but that's her body in the pic wearing that shirt lol. I thought she was probably 21 but she just graduated, so uh, 18 at least, I hope.... I was joking about contacting her though. Someone else posted the other day that they are gonna go knock on a girls door unannounced to ask her if she wants to hang out at the pool lol. I wasn't actually going to look their profile up until diamenz mentioned creep pics. With her name I figured it would be easy and it was.
So she was wearing a rainbow outfit in June?
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Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Dress was similar to this but filled with way bigger goombas.
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Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by ArbitraryWater
dafuq
can anyone explain this to me, you found the person that delivered food to you, how?
Not too many Gemima's in my city from the country of bungholio. Sadly, she was already indoctrinated into western culture as you can see by her shirt. Someone needs to bang her out of that pronto. I'll offer to take her to the red lobster in exchange for the sex. Explain that it's women's empowerment to have full control over a man and the woman choosing when she wants to trade it for crab legs is the epitome of power.
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The Playboy
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2020 Insidehoops MVP
Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by welfarefan
the heck? i just saw this exact comment word for word on facebook that was originally screen shot off 4chan like it always is
we've already went over plagiarizing others funnies Kenny. but the only funny bunny about this story is once she/it/us shuts you down, you sprint back on 4chan and cry to the incels how her rainbow blouse meant she was a tranny loving fggt and probably had a d*ck herself. emirate shew? HAHAHA #RR3joke! #Tacojoke! #GOTEM@funnybunny.com
it was at this very moment that kenny's subscription to his own thread, had seized to exist
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Re: My delivery driver was a real baddie
Originally Posted by welfarefan
the heck? i just saw this exact comment word for word on facebook that was originally screen shot off 4chan like it always is
we've already went over plagiarizing others funnies Kenny. but the only funny bunny about this story is once she/it/us shuts you down, you sprint back on 4chan and cry to the incels how her rainbow blouse meant she was a tranny loving fggt and probably had a d*ck herself. emirate shew? HAHAHA #RR3joke! #Tacojoke! #GOTEM@funnybunny.com
Interesting considering I don't go to 4chan, or have Twitter or Facebook or any social media.
This retard is a sociopath. No wonder kblaze exposed the basement dwelling nutjob crybaby.
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