OP still hasn't graduated from highschool in his 20s because he got bullied by black kids and stuffed into lockers.
He's an inbred from Wichita who used to be a Thunder fan in 2012 but got mind raped by LeBron beating his boys so badly that he became a schizoid Bronsexual who obsesses about Kobe (a retired player who supposedly isn't even Top 10).
His mom is a fat, ugly postal worker who gets her kicks by sleeping with shady casino employees who dress up like the indian from the Village People.
Now OP doesn't have any choice but to spend his days jumping across multiple alts and averaging over 300+ posts per day on an archaic basketball message board.
Simon, babyboy. This is your life.