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2010-2020
Skateboarders weren't leaving me alone despite having a flashlight in my possession
I had a flashlight that I was waving around menacingly at them. They kept skating at me and bumping my ankles while i was trying to play ball. I eventually left to make this thread on ISH. Millenials man wtf?
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NBA Superstar
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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NBA Superstar
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This is why I own 4 flashlights.
One for my person, one for my wife, one for the car, and one at home. I make it a priority that my wife and my kids know how and when to use them.
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College superstar
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2010-2020
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Originally Posted by MrFonzworth
This is why I own 4 flashlights.
One for my person, one for my wife, one for the car, and one at home. I make it a priority that my wife and my kids know how and when to use them.
Flashlights are super powerful. They're made out of metal sometimes and can bash a persons head in even though I've never come close to that and haven't even seen it happen on TV
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Good college starter
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NBA Superstar
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Originally Posted by AirTupac
Flashlights are super powerful. They're made out of metal sometimes and can bash a persons head in even though I've never come close to that and haven't even seen it happen on TV
Let me tell you about my flashlight, now that we're on the topic of flashlights. It's a titanium bat with 1200 lumen flashlight tip. You can literally blind them with the light or crush a skull with one blow. I used a smaller version disorientating someone trying to use blow in a club
I bring it with me to the club. I say "hey, wanna see a flashlight?" I pull out my massive flashlight and show them how the light flashes. Then I go over hypothetical scenarios detailing what I would do in a self defense situation and a couple millenials with a skateboard were after me.
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NBA sixth man of the year
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Wow. 2 appreciation threads in one day. I'm flattered
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for your health
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2010-2020
Re: Skateboarders weren't leaving me alone despite having a flashlight in my possession
Originally Posted by MrFonzworth
Let me tell you about my flashlight, now that we're on the topic of flashlights. It's a titanium bat with 1200 lumen flashlight tip. You can literally blind them with the light or crush a skull with one blow. I used a smaller version disorientating someone trying to use blow in a club
I bring it with me to the club. I say "hey, wanna see a flashlight?" I pull out my massive flashlight and show them how the light flashes. Then I go over hypothetical scenarios detailing what I would do in a self defense situation and a couple millenials with a skateboard were after me.
Got me dead bro
Originally Posted by Prometheus
Well done, OP. I have to admit, I didn't expect this kind of gold from you. I'm impressed.
Not that your comment has anything to do with what I am about to say. But I apologize for shit talking about your dad the other month. Unnecessary from me and overboard.
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Lmao this is hilarious
Originally Posted by MrFonzworth
This is why I own 4 flashlights.
One for my person, one for my wife, one for the car, and one at home. I make it a priority that my wife and my kids know how and when to use them.
Dying over this
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for your health
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No hard feelings whatsoever. Comedy is really all that matters. When my old man finally dies, I'll be sure to write "AirTupac" in my piss right on his grave.
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