pauks Ultimate Jordan Flop Thread 2.0

[hiphopanonymous]

Years in the making, pauk has meticulously combed through hundreds of hours of historical archive footage to bring us a never before seen (or heard of) look at Michael Jordan. Who we've all been assured flopped as much as LeBron James it was just a media and fan conspiracy to cover it up or hide it and is just a modern angle/spin used to make LeBron look artificially bad. It's been 5 years and I suspect the video is completed so I'm going to make this thread so that pauk can now post it and we can all see his masterpiece

Thank you pauk, we appreciate it let's see it!

Backstory: We lost the original Ultimate Jordan Flop thread in the migration of 2019 (probably to the relief of LeBrons fan base because it was filled with LeBron flopping gifs)

[Prometheus]

Jordan never flopped.

[hiphopanonymous]

Jordan never flopped.

I don't mean to burst your bubble but he flopped quite a bit according to pauk and he is sitting on lots of footage to prove it. I'm sure he will post the comprehensive evidence here as soon as he sees the thread - don't let us down pauk!

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[stalkerforlife]

Poor Pauk lol.

He'd take a bullet for his Bran.

[Prometheus]

He wouldn't be able to do one for Kobe either, even with more footage available. Kobe didn't flop either.

LeBron just a bitch.

[hiphopanonymous]

6-9 260 with that agility to double hop his way to the floor as if his defender was the worlds strongest man shoving him at full force

Now imagine what 6-6 215 with MJ's agility is gonna look like in the form of a flop... I bet it's incredibly acrobatic looking. MJ had hang time he probably double clutches his flops I can't wait to see them

[stalkerforlife]

Embarrassment.

[hiphopanonymous]

He wouldn't be able to do one for Kobe either, even with more footage available. Kobe didn't flop either.

LeBron just a bitch.

Now let's give pauk some benefit of the doubt here, he assured us it was just a media and fan driven conspiracy. That all the all time greats flop just as much as LeBron he just takes the most flak for it because the fans and media are haters

[Dr Hawk]

There must be thousands of clips of Jordan flopping. I bet Pauk is taking his time to make sure that only the funniest and most ridiculous Jordan flops are put in the video for our enjoyment.

[hiphopanonymous]

There must be thousands of clips of Jordan flopping. I bet Pauk is taking his time to make sure that only the funniest and most ridiculous Jordan flops are put in the video for our enjoyment.

It's been 5 years surely it's completed he just forgot to post it - come on pauk let's see it

[ImKobe]

Imagine MJ flopping in an era where players didn't even get thrown out for fighting

[hiphopanonymous]

Imagine MJ flopping in an era where players didn't even get thrown out for fighting

We won't have to imagine as soon as pauk posts his video he completed

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[ImKobe]