LeBron James Has Someone Cut His Meat and Spaghetti for him

[SamuraiSWISH]

[QUOTE=STATUTORY]Damn Lebron looking at a piece of steak and going

[knicksman]

well hes insecure. hes not respected so he forces people to respect him. But in the end, he could only bully the weak ones but not the alphas.

[Ben Simmons 25]

Except Russell doesn’t have all those Finals MVPs.

Thanks for playing, next.

He doesn't have them because the award didn't exist.

If you look at their careers, in terms of what awards existed when and you did a half decent job of projecting what Russell's would have looked like had they all existed at the time, it's pretty clear he blows everyone away.

Even WITHOUT all of the extra awards, he's STILL the most decorated basketball player ever.

You do of course realize he'd have like 10 DPOY awards at least, right?

[Duncan21formvp]

This guy is a fraud.

[90sgoat]

Lebron has the opulent, yet uncultured, habits of a Liberian warlord, except he's definitely no General Butt Naked.

[red1]

medium rare gang all day everyday.


nothing in life better than a juicy medium rare steak and a cold beer.

[SamuraiSWISH]

medium rare gang all day everyday.


nothing in life better than a juicy medium rare steak and a cold beer.

Black man right here with intelligence and culture. Figured he’s from Canada and not an American slum like Bron.

There’s no ****ing quality taste to the meat otherwise. Especially if you order something like prime rib or a filet. Turns an expensive cut of meat into shoe leather. To eat it that way is so dumb.

He’s a self proclaimed King but eats like a peasant. Aristocracy rocks that medium rare to medium all day everyday, kids.

[knicksman]

[QUOTE=SamuraiSWISH]Black man right here with intelligence and culture. Figured he

[Brujesino]

Im not even sure what cut up spaghetti is. Like just chop the spaghetti into smaller pieces instead of it being long? What the hell is the point in cutting it?Seriously