Why is LeBron still out?

[Celtics 1825]

Serious question, I really thought he'd be back by now. It's been over a month, I get that he's 34 now but it still surprises me just how long he's been sitting since he was originally expected to return weeks ago, then last week, then this week, etc.

[superduper]

Please don't be so insensitive, his hymen is still recovering.

[AirTupac]

Soft...

[TheCorporation]

If it was Curry or Durant it would be, "Just rest up and come back when you come back!" Because their team is deep and will be okay without one of them. But since this Lakers squad is performing at a horrific 6-11 without LeBron there is cause for concern.

I've read the thiccer the groin the longer it takes to heal because of all the massive extra tissue. I hope he heals up quickly we need that thicc boi back at Staples, stat!

[Hey Yo]

Serious question, I really thought he'd be back by now. It's been over a month, I get that he's 34 now but it still surprises me just how long he's been sitting since he was originally expected to return weeks ago, then last week, then this week, etc.

Link to LA or Doctors claiming that or what their original return date was??

[game3524]

He is old.

[StrongLurk]

Ask him yourself OP.

[Spurs m8]

Pvssy still sore

[beastee]

I've read the thiccer the groin the longer it takes to heal because of all the massive extra tissue. I hope he heals up quickly we need that thicc boi back at Staples, stat!

If that mediocre dick for a 6ft 8" guy considered massive, it's good to know that I am almost massive!!

[Lakessss]

The real question is, why is Luke still the head coach of the Lakers.

Lebron has been sitting out to prove a point to Magic and Pelinka that Luke is a terrible coach which Luke has done a terrific job proving.

[superduper]

The real question is, why is Luke still the head coach of the Lakers.

Lebron has been sitting out to prove a point to Magic and Pelinka that Luke is a terrible coach which Luke has done a terrific job proving.

Curry went 16-0 with Luke at the helm.

[Lakessss]

Curry went 16-0 with Luke at the helm.

I could go 16-0 with the 2016 Warriors. What's your point?

[TheCorporation]

If that mediocre dick for a 6ft 8" guy considered massive, it's good to know that I am almost massive!!

He's got a girthy hog

[Akrazotile]

LOL @ people who've never dealt with a torn groin thinking "four weeks is such a long time, what's taking so long!?"

[3ball]

I could go 16-0 with the 2016 Warriors. What's your point?

The comp in the west is just that tough, especially with a bunch of guys out, not just lebron

But it's funny because your underestimation of the Lakers now will result in surprise later

It must suck to be surprised all the time because you don't really know what you're watching