What's your first thought when you wake up in the morning?

[Nilocon165]

I wish I had just 20 more minutes to sleep



Also wish I was dead

[Dr Seuss]

"is it too early to jerk it?"

[rufuspaul]

Are you kidding?? With that sleeping gas they are privy to, I wouldn't be surprised. When he says "open wide", it's for a good reason.

[Cleverness]

I wish I could sleep in

[fsvr54]

I wish I could sleep in

This

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

الْحَمْدُ للهِ الَّذِي أَحْيَانَا بَعْدَ مَا أَمَاتَنَا وَإِلَيْهِ النُّشُورُ

'Alhamdu lil lahillathi ahyaana baada ma amatana wa ilaihin-nushoor.'
(All thanks and praise to Allah Who has given us life after causing us to die (i.e. sleep), and unto Him is the Resurrection). (B)

Gratitude is the best attitude.
Bismillah is the start of all charities.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

For me, it's usually my plan for the day. Then check my phone if the girl I'm talking to lately has texted me (she does randomly because she usually sleeps way earlier than I do).