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    Exclamation It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    These over sized shorts called Basketball shorts look ****ing stupid on anyone 6 foot and below. It has poisoned the population. They look fine on tall guys because they have really long legs, but it looks ridiculous on 5 foot 5 cholo Rico Sanchez. The only way to make a change is to get the pros back to wearing short shorts. It's the only way. Too many overweight Americans looking ridiculous with their soft basketball short mesh smoothly wooshing around in the winds.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    I can only imagine OP's reaction if Cousins was included in the ESPN body issue

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts



    These were men.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    OP confirmed for ******.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    You know what the problem is?

    Athletes actually have an ass which holds up current basketball shorts, worn around the waist. They are not designed for the average, fat, lazy ass human who has no distinction between their back and their legs.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts



    Look how stupid that looks.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    Quote Originally Posted by GIF REACTION
    These over sized shorts called Basketball shorts look ****ing stupid on anyone 6 foot and below. It has poisoned the population. They look fine on tall guys because they have really long legs, but it looks ridiculous on 5 foot 5 cholo Rico Sanchez. The only way to make a change is to get the pros back to wearing short shorts. It's the only way. Too many overweight Americans looking ridiculous with their soft basketball short mesh smoothly wooshing around in the winds.
    My name is Rico Sanchez and i'm not a cholo and i'm not 5 foot 5

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    They should bring back short shorts in every sport.

    Rafa was wearing shorter shorts earlier this year.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    OP is 5'5 mad af


    you can always shop at the kids section at footlocker

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    In a sport with 100% male athletes, OP wants to see more skin. Not my cup of tea. However, I have nothing against homosexuals. Whatever floats your boat.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    Lebron's would hang out.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    short shorts in America aren't coming back for a LONG time...

    l prefer shorts past the knees.

    With the advancement of sock/shoe fashion, even the skinny guys can pull off the sagging of the shorts.

    We moved on.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    Quote Originally Posted by KiiiiNG
    short shorts in America aren't coming back for a LONG time...

    l prefer shorts past the knees.

    With the advancement of sock/shoe fashion, even the skinny guys can pull off the sagging of the shorts.

    We moved on.
    I don't like short shorts either but I also don't like baggy shorts because it interferes with how I play. All that extra clothing between the legs can hamper the movement of the ball between the legs.

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    Default Re: It's time for the league to bring back short shorts

    Quote Originally Posted by GIF REACTION
    You know what the problem is?

    Athletes actually have an ass which holds up current basketball shorts, worn around the waist. They are not designed for the average, fat, lazy ass human who has no distinction between their back and their legs.


    I spit my water when I read this.

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