what's the ultimate pet?

[RidonKs]

the perfect simplest friendliest funnest cleanest pet you could imagine...

my mind is drawing a blank

[Nanners]

i always thought a pet monkey would be awesome, but it would probably just fling poop all over the house, and of course there is always the chance of monkey attacks which are scary as hell.

[RidonKs]

the latest planet of the apes movies really made me want to have a monkey

[riseagainst]

They're apes

Planet of the Monkeys just doesn't flow right.

[RidonKs]

They're apes

phht same thing

[Nanners]

monkeys are a type of ape

[RidonKs]

You have no idea how much this bothers me.

sorry man. i had no idea.

[~primetime~]

I've always wanted a Sharktopus...

[Myth]

monkeys are a type of ape

Nope. Monkeys are primates, but not apes.

[Nanners]

Nope. Monkeys are primates, but not apes.

really? i dont really know shit about apes i was just going off a quick glance at wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape

[Draz]

Pillow pet

[IamRAMBO24]

Nope. Monkeys are primates, but not apes.

Apes are also primates.

[NumberSix]

A pet woman. Aka, wife.



Just kidding.

[Shade8780]

Samoyed. Can't beat it.

[RoseCity07]

I get the question but this had me thinking it would be awesome to have a pet shark or bear. But only if they did what you commanded and followed your lead.