lets recount all the ways Wade got f@cked this offseason

[STATUTORY]

opted out max contract
losing Bron
losing Bosh
team doesn't even have first round picks in 2015 or 2017 to rebuild
thoroughly exposed in the playoffs, no team will be offering this guy close to the max

ni99a thought he was BETTER THAN KOBE!?

Kobe sipping dat sauvignon blonc counting his 30 million

Wade curled up in fetal position, crying losing hope, eating ben & jerrys while rewatching final 2006 on vhs, singing the tune to "I dreamed a dream" and "on my own"

[aj1987]

You went from being obsessed with hating on LeBron to Wade?

Sad life, kid.

[LeJohn Janes]

In before the big 3 re-sign on reduced terms tomorrow.

[russwest0]

Opt out, he said.

We're all going to be loyal and resign anyways, he said.

[moe94]

new avy, bruh

[Inferno]

new avy, bruh

[BlazerRed]

Eh, if everyone leaves and Wade stays they'll pay him big $$ in a Kobe style contract. Thanks for the memories. Dude isn't going to get paid huge $$ anywhere else, and Miami will not be contenders so they'll have plenty of money to give him.

[russwest0]

You gotta feel bad for Wade though. Dude got ****ed outta 40M over 2 years and now potentially the chance to contend when he made this all happen and then got ****ed out of a Finals MVP in 2011 when LeBron put on quite easily the GOAT choking display in NBA history

LeBron is on his Benedict Arnold shit right now lol

[DMAVS41]

Meh...someone will give Wade a big 4 year deal still.

[STATUTORY]

"And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to go, no one to turn to
Without a home without a friend
Without a face to say hello to
And now the night is near
I can make believe he's here
On my own
Pretending he's beside me
All alone
I walk with him till morning
Without him
I feel his arms around me
And when I lose my way I close my eyes
And he has found me
"

[Akrazotile]

Eh, if everyone leaves and Wade stays they'll pay him big $$ in a Kobe style contract. Thanks for the memories. Dude isn't going to get paid huge $$ anywhere else, and Miami will not be contenders so they'll have plenty of money to give him.

Nah, he'll be goin to the Cavs for the minimum

[STATUTORY]

Nah, he'll be goin to the Cavs for the minimum

what it pays to be a tower boy these days?

[inclinerator]

but i did my 1 day of diet lebron, how could you leave me?

[hawksdogsbraves]

Well the fact that he can't get in shape or stay healthy is the only reason Bran is leaving anyway, so it's kinda his fault.

[Meticode]

Othing is official yet. The reports first came from Broussard and Amico, known for bard reporting on these types of things.