Most Corny Basketball Personalities Ever

[Stringer Bell]

Dwight Howard. What a corny, unfunny clown.

Magic Johnson is very corny and has more fake laughs than a Full House laugh track. But he could pass the ball like no other and he defeated AIDS, so he is awesome.

Defeating AIDS > Defeating Championship Teams

[SpecialQue]

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[bmd]

For Magic Johnson to defeat AIDS, wouldn't he first have to have AIDS?

[navy]

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[Milbuck]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.

[moe94]

Reggie Miller
Kenny Smith
Shaq (when he tries too hard which is 75% of the time)

[CelticBaller]

Shaq nowadays

[Akrazotile]

Kobe is by far the most applicable answer here.

[Milbuck]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.

This

[Fazotronic]

This

you know when you qoute yourself, ppl are just going to think you forgot to log into your other account.

iam not saying you have one but you just ****ed up.

[Marlo_Stanfield]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.

my nignog Millbuck droppin truth bombs

[SexSymbol]

LeBron with "I'm too unselfish to score 60, my teammates would have to be begging me"

[rezznor]

shaq.

[nosfan773]

James Harden. The reason it's so corny is because it's 100% obvious that it's all an act. If he let his real personality out, he'd have zero friends and zero fans. Houston would amnesty him on the spot and the Beijing Ducks owner would file a restraining order before Harden had a chance to even consider playing overseas.

Seriously, he sucks. I think it's absurd we aren't talking about it more.

So true.

[no pun intended]

Kobe is by far the most applicable answer here.

Seems like so only when he's on social media.