can the universe handle GOATbrook vs. the Dragon tonight?

[Jef]

this game should be receiving state of the union-like television coverage.

should be played at Cowboys Stadium, and shown live on BBC and Al-Jazeera.

if aliens are to visit our planet, the timeslot starting now and ending at 8:59 PM ET tonight is a safe bet for when they plan to arrive.

[TiagoSimoes]

[Basketbolero]

In my country it's gonna be BIG. Government has ordered goat sacrifices at midnight tonight. Schools are closing tomorrow so kids can watch the game with their parents (it will be like 4am over here) and my local supplier of ganja gave me 2x1 earlier today

[imdaman99]

Can't wait. Must see TV.

I'd rather watch this game than a Heat reg season snoozefest

Oh, and also show it on Russia Today

[Milbuck]

It's such bullshit that the ****ing Lakers game is on TNT instead of this game.

[Jef]

People are pregaming so ****ing hard for this game

FOLKS, THESE ARE LIVE IMAGES









Meanwhile, the GOAT simply stews. He is alone in a dark room, visualizing the meaning of complete dominance.

[KyrieTheFuture]

Dragons eat GOATs for breakfast lunch and dinner

[sammichoffate]

Might see two triple-doubles tonight

[Jef]

God this will be so insane

[LongLiveTheKing]

Will look something like this.

[Dr Hawk]

Will look something like this.

Nah

[crawdaddy4ou]

Should be good. Suns won't be able to hang though.

[livingby3's]

I just wanna see the Dragon punish Reggie Jackson for his half assed skills challenge

[LongLiveTheKing]

Nah

lol
Who is Hercule?

[LONGTIME]

I just wanna see the Dragon punish Reggie Jackson for his half assed skills challenge

Reggie deserves an ass whopping for that half assed performance. Dragic has probably been looking forward to this game.