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kobeee!!
If Jesus was an NBA player...
What would his stats be?
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Suck-A-Fish
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
Something tells me he would be a dime dropper / show stopper. Kinda Steve Nash-esq, with uber redonkulous passing trying to make his team better while being the floor general.
14 ppg, 3 rpg, 8.7 apg, 0 blks
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sahelanthropus
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
Originally Posted by JerryWest
What would his stats be?
27.4/5.7/5.1 on 56% TS% as a starter.
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Chuckle Chuckbrook
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
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NBA sixth man of the year
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0 steals a game. the boy wouldnt break his daddys commandments.
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maimi heat fan sinc'89
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
113 ppg , 67 rpg , 0.1 apg , 0 tpg , 50 bpg. he well turn gaterade to wine and all players well be drunk as a fk**
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I usually hit open layups
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
Since he is the savior, his buzzer beater conversion rate would be 100%.
Would play injured and never miss a game. Has no problem carrying the team on his back
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kobeee!!
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
Originally Posted by Theoo
113 ppg , 67 rpg , 0.1 apg , 0 tpg , 50 bpg. he well turn gaterade to wine and all players well be drunk as a fk**
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Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
inb4 someone posts ray allen's stats
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I usually hit open layups
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
Jesus would be afraid of flying, would be alien to him
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Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
Jesus was jewish, he would have owned an NBA team rather than play one one
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Dunking on everybody in the park
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
just to get you a better image of the guy: my granny always told me jesus was 6'7
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Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
1.2 ppg 0.3 rpg 0.7 apg in the NBA
100 ppg 40 rpg 20 apg in Euroleague
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NBA Legend
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
He would basically be Ricky Rubio, lots of assists and steals. He would also be a poor shooter since he never could get any of his females pregnant.
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I rule the local playground
Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...
He would play under the name Michael Jordan.
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