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    kobeee!! JerryWest's Avatar
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    Lightbulb If Jesus was an NBA player...

    What would his stats be?

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    Something tells me he would be a dime dropper / show stopper. Kinda Steve Nash-esq, with uber redonkulous passing trying to make his team better while being the floor general.

    14 ppg, 3 rpg, 8.7 apg, 0 blks

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryWest
    What would his stats be?
    27.4/5.7/5.1 on 56% TS% as a starter.

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    0 steals a game. the boy wouldnt break his daddys commandments.

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    113 ppg , 67 rpg , 0.1 apg , 0 tpg , 50 bpg. he well turn gaterade to wine and all players well be drunk as a fk**

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    Since he is the savior, his buzzer beater conversion rate would be 100%.

    Would play injured and never miss a game. Has no problem carrying the team on his back

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    kobeee!! JerryWest's Avatar
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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    Quote Originally Posted by Theoo
    113 ppg , 67 rpg , 0.1 apg , 0 tpg , 50 bpg. he well turn gaterade to wine and all players well be drunk as a fk**

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    inb4 someone posts ray allen's stats

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    I usually hit open layups USABall's Avatar
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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    Jesus would be afraid of flying, would be alien to him

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    Jesus was jewish, he would have owned an NBA team rather than play one one

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    just to get you a better image of the guy: my granny always told me jesus was 6'7

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    1.2 ppg 0.3 rpg 0.7 apg in the NBA

    100 ppg 40 rpg 20 apg in Euroleague

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    He would basically be Ricky Rubio, lots of assists and steals. He would also be a poor shooter since he never could get any of his females pregnant.

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    Default Re: If Jesus was an NBA player...

    He would play under the name Michael Jordan.

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