Lebron James & Ben Wallace Vs 1 Silverback Gorilla

[AirTupac]

A gorilla can exert over 400 pounds of power in a single blow.
Even little chimpanzees are 3-5 times stronger human beings.
They are twice as fast, have razor sharp teeth, and can literally pull your limbs off.
An adult can weigh as much as 600 pounds.

[BarberSchool]

this thread is $

It is.

I ask all y'all to go to the zoo and see how small these big gorillas are, and guage their strength. All this lifting 4,500 pounds is nonsense. The Gorillas can't lift a rock only weighing a few hundred pounds. Y'all are out of your mind thinking anything other than the bite is potentially fatal to a big athletic man with fight knowledge.

[bmulls]

ISHFC Fight night...lets do it!!!!....


(looks up Yahoo yellowpages for renting a Gorilla)

Shits gotta be expensive...but if we tell the gorilla man we've got a guy who thinks he can beat the gorilla and he's allowed to watch we might get a deal

[Phong]

Who you got?

[BarberSchool]

A gorilla can exert over 400 pounds of power in a single blow.
Even little chimpanzees are 3-5 times stronger human beings.
They are twice as fast, have razor sharp teeth, and can literally pull your limbs off.
An adult can weigh as much as 600 pounds.

The biggest gorilla ever was ESTIMATED at 550-600.

Big males are more typically around 300-350 and about 5'5"

And some MMA fighters and boxers have been measured to exert as much as three times that 400 pounds per square inch of applied force. Shane Carwin was up around 1100 or 1200. I'll fight a gorilla. I won't fight Shane Carwin.

[AirTupac]

Good luck poking its eyes out when the structure of its head specifically functions to protect the eyes.

The inset eyes of the gorilla help protect them from
environmental and defensive conditions.

The thumb and big toe of gorillas oppose the other digits (fingers/toes), enabling them to grasp and manipulate objects.

Gorillas are able to manipulate objects with their feet as
well as their hands because of their opposable big toe.

Unlike human feet, gorillas have an opposable toe
allowing them to grasp items with their feet.

So good luck getting choked by their feet while getting smashed multiple times.

[AirTupac]

The biggest gorilla ever was ESTIMATED at 550-600.

Big males are more typically around 300-350 and about 5'5"

And some MMA fighters and boxers have been measured to exert as much as three times that 400 pounds per square inch of applied force. Shane Carwin was up around 1100 or 1200. I'll fight a gorilla. I won't fight Shane Carwin.

Adult male gorillas may weigh up to 220 kg (484 lb) and females weigh about 97.7 kg (215 lb).

[IamSofaKing]

The biggest gorilla ever was ESTIMATED at 550-600.

Big males are more typically around 300-350 and about 5'5"

And some MMA fighters and boxers have been measured to exert as much as three times that 400 pounds per square inch of applied force. Shane Carwin was up around 1100 or 1200. I'll fight a gorilla. I won't fight Shane Carwin.

Stupidest thing ever. Carwin will know when to stop beating you up, a Gorilla wont it'll kill you

[BarberSchool]

A gorilla can exert over 400 pounds of power in a single blow.

400 is enough to hurt, but not enough to splatter a human skull This dude throws punches with almost 1200 pounds of force:


http://www.lowkick.com/UFC/Here-We-G...pisode-6-12907

Shit, Ernie Shavers was once clocked at 1600, that being harder than Foreman in his prime. 400 isn't as much as all you dudes think. It's not bad.

[AirTupac]

Adult males, also called silverbacks, range in height 1.65

[AirTupac]

Some Silverbacks exceed 6 ft. (183 cm)

[Vince McMahon]

The biggest gorilla ever was ESTIMATED at 550-600.

Big males are more typically around 300-350 and about 5'5"

And some MMA fighters and boxers have been measured to exert as much as three times that 400 pounds per square inch of applied force. Shane Carwin was up around 1100 or 1200. I'll fight a gorilla. I won't fight Shane Carwin.

This guy's a good troll.

[BarberSchool]

Adult males, also called silverbacks, range in height 1.65–1.75 metres (5 ft 5 in–5 ft 9 in), and in weight 140–200 kg (310–440 lb).

Listen man, I have no reason to be scared of a SINGLE Gorilla if I see it in the wild, even a 450 pounder. It charges in a straight line, and it's strikes are hilariously telegraphed and not rangy at all. Sorry. Big dudes who know fighting angles won't ever be killed by a wild gorilla. Ever.

Now if I get surrounded by 4 of em, I'm dead unless I have a knife or a pistol. But only one ? I'll be ok.

[IamSofaKing]

400 is enough to hurt, but not enough to splatter a human skull This dude throws punches with almost 1200 pounds of force:


http://www.lowkick.com/UFC/Here-We-G...pisode-6-12907

Shit, Ernie Shavers was once clocked at 1600, that being harder than Foreman in his prime. 400 isn't as much as all you dudes think. It's not bad.

I can see your a big fan of MMA, your probably not a knowledgeable one seeing as you think you can beat a gorilla..

I bet most UFC fighters would refuse to step into a cage with a gorilla knowing their dangerous, and you of all people think can beat up a gorilla?

[Dizzle-2k7]

I used to work at the biggest zoo in Texas and we once had a situation worth commenting on..

The local eastside mafia was visiting the zoo once, and one of the eldest members ordered 3 young recruits to jump over the cage and attempt to skin the Gorilla..

needless to say, all 3 of them were brutally massacred by the silverback gorilla, even though they were armed with machetes.

gorilla > bron/wallace