Tyson Chandler is the Magikarp of the NBA

[Skyscraper]

Everyone played pokemon back in the day, give me a break.

Wobbuffet is Generation 2 and indicates you've played the game more than when it "first came out."

anyway I had to check that Pokemon up at bulbapedia.

Did u know there are like 500 of them now?

[Kellogs4toniee]

IS

[Skyscraper]

IS

More accurate

[ProfessorMurder]

I think about this thread once in a while, and I laugh.

[IamSofaKing]

Chris Bosh:



Tropius:

[lilkobe]

Atleast Magikarp turns in to Garidos at level 20

[Skyscraper]

Atleast Magikarp turns in to Garidos at level 20

who only knows Splash Tackle and Bite

He'll never learn the equivalent of water attacks (good footwork and fundamentals)

[1~Gibson~1]

I call him...Shaqstouise!

[gasolina]

Had to bump this. Apparently they found Tyson

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_sp3575

[VishaltotheG]

[Horde of Temujin]

"Splash Tyson, splash!"

okay, i don't think i've ever made a rage thread before, but having not missed a single bobcats game this entire season (with the exception of the cavs game, unfortunately), i've come to the conclusion that tyson chandler is near useless. seriously, what is this guy's deal? i'd never really seen him play for the hornets and only heard good things about him, and he comes to the bobcats and can't do a damn thing.

really, whenever we feed this guy in the post, he either walks with it or turns it over. he doesn't even dribble. ever. he's so bad that he can't manage to get a shot off when he gets the ball down low, and if by some off chance he does, his touch is so bad the ball goes flying off the glass faster than an illegal alien running from la migra.

on top of that, he has one of the lowest basketball IQs i've ever witnessed. he constantly commits 3 seconds in the key (both offensive and defensive) and can't catch passes. he sets illegal picks and never seems to learn from his mistakes.

the only thing i really knew about tyson before coming to the cats was that he can jump. and that's true, he can. he does rebound decently, but there are a ton of better rebounders in the nba (including his teammate who's about 5 or 6 inches shorter than him, gerald wallace). he can dunk pretty well, but he's rarely in the position where he's able to do so, and even then he'll rarely catch the pass. hell, tonight against the jazz he literally missed a wide open dunk.

as a 'cats fan, it's pretty infuriating considering we got rid of emeka for him. emeka's not the best, but he's a solid defender and has a pretty damn good offensive arsenal. i'd say we should trade tyson for someone else, anyone else, but i doubt any teams would be willing to pick him up. i genuinely hope this guy gets injured and nazr eats all his minutes, the team performs way better with him in the lineup. **** you, tyson.

would any team realistically be willing to pick up tyson's contract?

Just be glad you were able to dump Okafor's contract for him

[bagelred]

Hahahaha Chandler is Magikarp!!! Classic!!! Spot on! Couldn't think of a better analogy.

I mean, since a Magikarp is a reddish-orange, medium-sized fish, who's notable characteristics include large, heavy scales. Long-lived Magikarp are able to utilize their immense splashing power to leap high enough to jump mountains. Magikarp also have a strong enough immune system to survive in the most polluted of waters. Although this Pok

[Papaya Petee]

=

if this isn't the post of the year, I have no clue what is.

[#1SportsFan86]

I wouldn't expect Chandler to do much either with all thoes ball hogs on team USA.

[sirkeelma]