So I walk into a sports collectibles shop here in Cleveland looking for an autographed Jim Brown jersey. Sure enough they had one! I got so excited that I started to shit my pants. "Were's the bathroom!?" I shout.
Store owner points to it and I run back there. Sure enough, there's no fvcking toilet paper. I run back out, explaining the dilemma, and the owner says "I'm all out of TP, but I have some newspaper you can use." I can't sell these papers for shit, so someone might as well get some use out of them!" This life saver hands me two whole newspapers and I rush back, reliving myself just happy to have something available to wipe my ass.
I come back out feeling very relieved. I complete my purchase happy as can be.
I had to snap a quick pick before I decimated those poor newspapers. And no you sick bastards, I didn't take any after pics.
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Thread: Whoa boys that was a close one!
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10-02-2019, 09:39 PM #1The Mind Fvcker
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Whoa boys that was a close one!
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10-02-2019, 09:44 PM #2New York baby!!
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Nice clever shot at us. But there's one flaw in your 'story' if you wipe your poop, you are supposed to throw it into the trash can right? You and I have standards, man. Improve yourself. Jesus Christ. And who would bother taking a pic after shitting your pants? It makes no sense.
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10-02-2019, 09:45 PM #3Embiid > Jokic
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Re: Whoa boys that was a close one!
Sounds like what happened to your Straight_Ballin account
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10-02-2019, 09:46 PM #4NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
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10-02-2019, 09:47 PM #5New York baby!!
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10-02-2019, 09:49 PM #6Lol
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Originally Posted by SouBeachTalents
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10-02-2019, 09:49 PM #7NBA Legend
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10-02-2019, 09:52 PM #8Paid shill
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OH NO Originally Posted by SouBeachTalents
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10-02-2019, 09:53 PM #9Our Lord & Savior
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Re: Whoa boys that was a close one!
Originally Posted by SouBeachTalents
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10-02-2019, 09:54 PM #10NBA Superstar
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10-02-2019, 09:56 PM #11The Mind Fvcker
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What happened to straight_ballin
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10-02-2019, 09:57 PM #12New York baby!!
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10-02-2019, 10:00 PM #13The Mind Fvcker
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I did throw it in the trash because that’s exactly where it belongs. I snapped a pic because I knew you lefail stans would claim it didn’t happen. The best part in all this is how mad you are that I wiped my ass on something you’d love to have. Originally Posted by Turbo Slayer
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10-02-2019, 10:01 PM #14Lol
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Literally no one thinks this story happened.
Try harder next time, slugger.
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10-02-2019, 10:02 PM #15New York baby!!
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[QUOTE=egokiller]I did throw it in the trash because that
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