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Re: Clueless Commentary
There's something similar to this on NBA.com, you can find it in the Hang-Time blog, they show like 5 clips every time of terrible commentating, I found it quite amusing.. I'll get a link.
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Re: Clueless Commentary
Hornets commentators, a few days ago:
"The T-Wolves need to put a more productive big man next to Kevin Love."
"If Love is outside and he misses they aren't getting the rebound."
...and Nikola Pekovic had just posted 21/11 on 9-13 against the Hornets in their previous match up.
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Gawdbe GOATsol Nashty
Re: Clueless Commentary
Okay, this one isn't so much stupid as it is annoying.
Ever since Spike Lee made that Kobe Bryant documentary in '09, there's a Lakers commentator who always says, "Kobe going to work" or "Kobe doing work." It was cool the first few times after the documentary, but now 3 years later, it's like:
without the nude athlete.
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Re: Clueless Commentary
I remember Dick Stockton struggling mightily in 1996 to get Brent Barry's name right. Here's a glimpse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y1rLfDhZ2A
Ends with the classic toin coss.
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JT
Re: Clueless Commentary
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Head Connoisseur
Re: Clueless Commentary
Every single phrase uttered by J dickhead Van Gundy.
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In Morey We Trust!
Re: Clueless Commentary
Drexler got alright last season, and now every single syllable he says is either redundant or downright idiotic. Watch any local Rockets game (home, he doesn't do away games) and you'll know what I mean.
Just an example, he once used the phrase 'easy as clubbing baby seals' on live broadcast, and said that Scola was on a similar tier as Wade and Bryant (or something equally ridiculous like that).
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Re: Clueless Commentary
Originally Posted by Punpun
Every single phrase uttered by J dickhead Van Gundy.
seriously? I like JFG commentary, at least he calls it as he sees it and doesn't fold to the higher ups in the NBA and act like the games perfect. I prefer him to bland commentary.
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Local High School Star
Re: Clueless Commentary
Anything ever uttered by that braindead Clyde Drexler.
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I don't get picked last at the park anymore
Re: Clueless Commentary
Originally Posted by Solid Snake
Anything ever uttered by that braindead Clyde Drexler.
Lots of love for Clyde the Glide here, but at least ISH isn't dragging Bill Worrell down with him!
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: Clueless Commentary
Ron Boone calling Brevin Knight BrevRin. Finally one game someone must have told him because he made an effort to say Brevin a few times and it was just too difficult for him so he just went back to BrevRin for the whole year. Amazing that a guy that has such a hard time getting his thoughts into words has been a commentator for as long as him.
Last edited by Xiao Yao You; 04-10-2012 at 09:37 PM.
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♕ James
Re: Clueless Commentary
"HAND DOWN.. MAN DOWN.. MOMMA DERE GO DAT MAYUNN"
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wat dose it even mean?!? and y u bringin my momma into it
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Re: Clueless Commentary
Originally Posted by Hammertime
The Clippers
It was a home game against the Hornets a few weeks ago and I think it may or may not have gone to OT. The point is that the Clippers hit a shot to tie the game(a freaking layup, so no doubt that it was a 2) with about 10 second left and one of the guys kept talking throughout the timeout about who the Clippers should foul and what they should do after they get the ball back. It took a couple of minutes for the other guy to go "Uhh, I think the game is tied. There's absolutely no need to foul." Then there was an awkward 5 second silence, and then they just started talking about something else.
ya i remember that. i was like
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I am the First Officer
Re: Clueless Commentary
Originally Posted by brantonli
Drexler got alright last season, and now every single syllable he says is either redundant or downright idiotic. Watch any local Rockets game (home, he doesn't do away games) and you'll know what I mean.
Just an example, he once used the phrase 'easy as clubbing baby seals' on live broadcast, and said that Scola was on a similar tier as Wade and Bryant (or something equally ridiculous like that).
Here's the video
Clyde is unintentionally funny. He's alright. Drexler is always saying stupid shit and Bill Worrell is always getting mad at him. They're perfect!
Edit: I forgot but why was Nocioni guarding Yao?
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College superstar
Re: Clueless Commentary
Bob Rathbun for the Hawks said James Harden looks like he should be on the front of a cough drops box.
I love Bob but i have no ****ing clue what he's talking about LOL
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