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    By Any Means Just2McFly's Avatar
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    Default What's your longest drought?

    I'm curious.

    Right now I have been without the box for three days, but my longest time boxless after losing my virginity was probably a month. I waited a long time to have sex, but since then I've been sort of addicted. People posting porn here doesn't help either.

    I want to hear the funny desperation stories that seems to occur when you've gone without it for so long you can't stand it. Plowking, correct me if I'm wrong on anything and feel free to share most of what I've told you because I can't remember shit right now.

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    Quote Originally Posted by Just2McFly
    I'm curious.

    Right now I have been without the box for three days, but my longest time boxless after losing my virginity was probably a month. I waited a long time to have sex, but since then I've been sort of addicted. People posting porn here doesn't help either.

    I want to hear the funny desperation stories that seems to occur when you've gone without it for so long you can't stand it. Plowking, correct me if I'm wrong on anything and feel free to share most of what I've told you because I can't remember shit right now.

    I'm about 2 months in right now, longest since I've lost my virginity is probably 4? months. Sometimes I'll get 3 new girls over 2 weeks, sometimes I'll get nothing for a few months. I wish I knew what I was doing when I was having success, but after I've been around for 30 years it still feels like dumb luck any time i get laid

    The only drought story I can remember was after a long ass drought I met this girl and after catching up a couple of times, she said she'd drop over to mine after she went out. So that was pretty much green light, I passed out on the couch waiting for her to come round, missed all her calls and didn't hear her knocking on my door. She was furious and had to get a cab home. It took some work to come back from that, but in the end managed to break the drought!


    Oh one more thing about the current drought, most of my friends think it's up around 5 months, since I've slept with one of the girls in our group we've both had to pretend it never happened.
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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    Right now like 10 days, but went probably 8-9 months during high school at one point, but I don't really fiend to get my number up; i'd rather just have one girl

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    So you made this thread to brag.

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    I haven't had sex in years. haha.

    Seems like, where I am in life right now, that having sex would have social consequences that would not be worth busting a nut.

    -Smak

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    6 months, my homeboy is up to 2 years right now doe

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    almost a year, around 9 -10 months. wasn't really thinking about getting off for about a 3 month span. then i met my fiance, and she made me wait about 6-7 months. me and her had gone through a lot of experiences. she had only been with 2 guys in her entire dating life and i was the exact opposite. she was worth it, tho.

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    Currently since July. Don't know my longest.
    Of what year?

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bucket_Nakedz
    almost a year, around 9 -10 months. wasn't really thinking about getting off for about a 3 month span. then i met my fiance, and she made me wait about 6-7 months. me and her had gone through a lot of experiences. she had only been with 2 guys in her entire dating life and i was the exact opposite. she was worth it, tho.
    what the shit no p*ssy is worth waiting 7 months for WTF

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Macho Man
    The **** did you two do for 6 months?
    Can't speak for him, but my current girl made me wait 3 months. For her I would've waited a year. There's so much more you can do than "it", so I don't know if you can really call it a drought though

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Young
    what the shit no p*ssy is worth waiting 7 months for WTF
    but the girl can be

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    Too many std's going around on campus. I'll wait till I graduate in 2 years..............

    [COLOR="White"]Not kidding either[/COLOR]

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    I had no sex for 6-7 years or so in my late 20's-early 30's.

    Was going through some issues including depression and anxiety, rarely left the house other than work, and had a hard time meeting anyone, let alone finding women.

    Thankfully things have changed for me since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatComputerNerd
    I had no sex for 6-7 years or so in my late 20's-early 30's.

    Was going through some issues including depression and anxiety, and had a hard time meeting anyone, let alone finding women.

    Thankfully things have changed for me since then.
    Good for you. Wish more people could understand how tough anxiety can be to deal with.

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    Default Re: What's your longest drought?

    For a couple of years now I've been with the same girl so I have had no major breaks but now I study abroad so I haven't gotten some for almost 3 months now.

    No plans to cheat on my love so I'll be without it for 3 more months, as for now we're having cam "sex" alot, not the same thing...

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