Re: No thread on Dan Lebatard rant?
Some of my favorites
"Tim Duncan is from the Virgin Islands. When LeBron is done vacationing there, they are just gonna be islands!"
"Dusty San Antonio is known for tumbleweed. Birdman is gonna spend his off-season tumbling in weed!"
"You have a quaint boat that takes tourists down the Riverwalk. We have a Bangbus!"