One of the best posts and gifs from the original thread:
Posted by 9erempiree
A Lebron or a Ben Wallace would be killed.
Send a smarter guy in there with intelligence, like a Kobe, they will probably feed the gorilla with it's favorite, which is celery.
Play with the gorilla and keep feeding him celery loaded with poison.
Just use your mind peeps. The poison will eventually kill the gorilla and you didn't have to use a gun or a knife.