Man, how about [B]the 5 point play[/B]?
I was hoping to learn how to make those from you.
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Man, how about [B]the 5 point play[/B]?
I was hoping to learn how to make those from you.
hello guys a lessons late again
[B]#3 a lesson , maker a jumpballtip[/B]
[I]"a jumpballtip none most important play to basketballs"[/I]
many pepoles ask to my , why fk** do aj umpballtips matter thats is a fk** bullcraps , but these is a bullcraps that the do say these :facepalm a jumpballtip givesa team balls , it give to them a confedense , it give to them a momantume , it give to them a victory to a start , it give to them all thats is the basketballs that your need.
many think is all YOUR TALL To jumpballtip , but your got use your leg , got make a bend knees , got make a good forms , and never forget is PRACTISE!!! your got practise a jumpballtips 50+ time a dy , these nba player is do these , one best all time chamerlane say these "i maker a jumpballtips , why i maker a jumpballtips, i maker a jumpballtips 100 time a day, these give my confedense make a 100 points" your have practise, and never a bad forms.
[B]BAD JUMPBALLTIPS (bigge facepalm play all time)[/B]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZERkfIO1Y[/url]
[B]good jumpballtips[/B]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnkEno4KPGc[/url]
look to these one, one best forms i see, one best jumps, dont not fk** matter ot hese tall , tyshawn taylor dont not know a fk** ting happen becuse he do a so fast jumpballtips , do practise.
[QUOTE=Jasi]Man, how about [B]the 5 point play[/B]?
I was hoping to learn how to make those from you.[/QUOTE]
nice these is next lesson [B]5 points play[/B]
[QUOTE=Shade8780]I would have to disagree. Camby is severly underrated on this board for jumpballtip, while Yao is overrated.
1. Chamberlain
2. Camby
3. Kareem
4. Shaq
5. Yao
If Camby wins another championship, he'll probably end up being GOAT jumpballtip imo.[/QUOTE]
man your crasy but these a brains posts. your maybe right yao is overate to jumpblaltip . many think is TALL JUMPBALLTIP WELL WIN!! but these a not right , is form and many else like practise. but camby to 2 place!!! men... i think these overate
[QUOTE=Theoo]hello guys a lessons late again
[B]#3 a lesson , maker a jumpballtip[/B]
[I]"a jumpballtip none most important play to basketballs"[/I]
many pepoles ask to my , why fk** do aj umpballtips matter thats is a fk** bullcraps , but these is a bullcraps that the do say these :facepalm a jumpballtip givesa team balls , it give to them a confedense , it give to them a momantume , it give to them a victory to a start , it give to them all thats is the basketballs that your need.
many think is all YOUR TALL To jumpballtip , but your got use your leg , got make a bend knees , got make a good forms , and never forget is PRACTISE!!! your got practise a jumpballtips 50+ time a dy , these nba player is do these , one best all time chamerlane say these "i maker a jumpballtips , why i maker a jumpballtips, i maker a jumpballtips 100 time a day, these give my confedense make a 100 points" your have practise, and never a bad forms.
[B]BAD JUMPBALLTIPS (bigge facepalm play all time)[/B]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZERkfIO1Y[/url]
[B]good jumpballtips[/B]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnkEno4KPGc[/url]
look to these one, one best forms i see, one best jumps, dont not fk** matter ot hese tall , tyshawn taylor dont not know a fk** ting happen becuse he do a so fast jumpballtips , do practise.
nice these is next lesson [B]5 points play[/B]
man your crasy but these a brains posts. your maybe right yao is overate to jumpblaltip . many think is TALL JUMPBALLTIP WELL WIN!! but these a not right , is form and many else like practise. but camby to 2 place!!! men... i think these overate[/QUOTE]
:applause:
That is not even a four point play. If you made a three throw and got fouled (which is impossible) then you would have two points or maximum three points. Get a life sister.
[QUOTE=JBrizzy]That is not even a four point play. If you made a three throw and got fouled (which is impossible) then you would have two points or maximum three points. Get a life sister.[/QUOTE]
what fk** are your talking about... :facepalm your stupid or what, i say maker a 3pt shots and a fouls, these lesson #1 :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm these guy have a no fk** brains he maker a none brain posts after only a lesosn #1 are your fk** kid to my go back to a fk** school andd learn a reading and do read lesson #1 agen :facepalm maybe then your can use your fk** head
Where did you study English? The toilet school?
[QUOTE=JBrizzy]Where did you study English? The toilet school?[/QUOTE]
where your get your brains??? from brains stores?? :roll: :roll: oh men the rip to your ass offs got your fk** ethered by these stores, your afk** retart none brains use your head
[QUOTE=Theoo]where your get your brains??? from brains stores?? :roll: :roll: oh men the rip to your ass offs got your fk** ethered by these stores, your afk** retart none brains use your head[/QUOTE]
you tell em Theoo :cheers:
theoo what is your top 10 list like?
is lebron better than kobe or the other way around?
is north korea going to attack?
am I going to pass my digital signal processing exam tomorrow?
please respond
[QUOTE=UnbiasedGuy]please respond[/QUOTE]
:biggums:
don't make demands to a God
how the **** do FFTs work?? how the **** can you reconstruct your signal if youre aliasing it all the **** time
[QUOTE=UnbiasedGuy]theoo what is your top 10 list like?
is lebron better than kobe or the other way around?
is north korea going to attack?
am I going to pass my digital signal processing exam tomorrow?[/QUOTE]
1. to lazy make one
2. lerbron better.. but ot career ??? i dont not know i like kobe to but who is better both to there prime.. i wish was a playoffs round to prove to these !! !but i think lerbron he have alll game but ma ybe kobe
3. not USA
4. "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"
if your have patient your well pass
[QUOTE=UnbiasedGuy]how the **** do FFTs work?? how the **** can you reconstruct your signal if youre aliasing it all the **** time[/QUOTE]
your can with patient
[QUOTE=Theoo]1. to lazy make one
2. lerbron better.. but ot career ??? i dont not know i like kobe to but who is better both to there prime.. i wish was a playoffs round to prove to these !! !but i think lerbron he have alll game but ma ybe kobe
3. not USA
4. [B]"life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"[/B]
if your have patient your well pass
your can with patient[/QUOTE]
Can we get this quote printed on a T-shirt or something, this is greatness. Nike, where you at?
[QUOTE=KembaWalker]Can we get this quote printed on a T-shirt or something, this is greatness. Nike, where you at?[/QUOTE]
I would totally wear that t-shirt. :bowdown:
theoo = a brains posts
:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:
[QUOTE=KembaWalker]Can we get this quote printed on a T-shirt or something, this is greatness. Nike, where you at?[/QUOTE]
he thnx men i send a twits to nike maybe the well make a tshirts or shoes, but not like fk** devin stern he dont not do a thing , i sent to him a twits , he dont not fk** answer... woow the do treat there fan like these , i tell to him put it on logo, he dont not fk do a thing... but i send twits to nike the treat there fan respect
[QUOTE=Theoo]what fk** are your talking about... :facepalm your stupid or what, i say maker a 3pt shots and a fouls, these lesson #1 :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm these guy have a no fk** brains he maker a none brain posts after only a lesosn #1 are your fk** kid to my go back to a fk** school andd learn a reading and do read lesson #1 agen :facepalm maybe then your can use your fk** head[/QUOTE]
are you retart you ****in make the dead brain post men.
you say 4 point in one shot, it is imposipple retart
you shot a 3 and get the foul, it is 1 shot, plus a free throw shot, equals 4 points and total 2 shot, free throw and 3 point shot.
that why they call it the "4 point play" and not the "4 point shot". ****in retart
[QUOTE=nathanjizzle]are you retart you ****in make the dead brain post men.
you say 4 point in one shot, it is imposipple retart
you shot a 3 and get the foul, it is 1 shot, plus a free throw shot, equals 4 points and total 2 shot, free throw and 3 point shot.
that why they call it the "4 point play" and not the "4 point shot". ****in retart[/QUOTE]
are you serious?
whatever men you dont not know a thing
[QUOTE=Theoo]1. to lazy make one
2. lerbron better.. but ot career ??? i dont not know i like kobe to but who is better both to there prime.. i wish was a playoffs round to prove to these !! !but i think lerbron he have alll game but ma ybe kobe
3. not USA
4. "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"
if your have patient your well pass
your can with patient[/QUOTE]
truly inspiritionel thoor :cheers: :bowdown: :bowdown: I even meka copy to my aids shet
[IMG]http://i49.tinypic.com/2ex0v3k.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/edcfeee91379ceab5855fd4a70df1e75/tumblr_mkqhd4oZT41r698qyo1_500.gif[/IMG]
[QUOTE=JerryWest][IMG]http://25.media.tumblr.com/edcfeee91379ceab5855fd4a70df1e75/tumblr_mkqhd4oZT41r698qyo1_500.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
fk** phaggut hater
[QUOTE=Theoo]
4. "life is like basketball sometime there shot miss and sometime there shot make sometime there dribble and fall to the ground of to the court but if you alway have a patient then you will alway make more then you miss"
[/QUOTE]
Damn I am desperate to find a place where to put this as my signature.
I can't help but wonder how much Theoo has been inspired by Alamo (and his school for durids)
[url]http://www.wowwiki.com/Alamo[/url]
[QUOTE=UnbiasedGuy]fk** phaggut hater[/QUOTE]
die retard lover! :no:
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Teach me about the 5 point play. :bowdown:
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
[QUOTE=ukballer]Teach me about the 5 point play. :bowdown:[/QUOTE]
hello guys today lesson well be a doubles lesson
[B]lesson a #4 and #5[/B]
[B]a 5 points plays and dribbels a basketball [/B]
[B]#4 a 5 points plays[/B]
many basketballs fan well say IS IMPOSSIBLE to maker a 5 points in a shots but these is true if your taker a 3pt shots [B]and there a fouls[/B] and [B]defender go crazed to maker a technical fouls[/B] there is a 3pt shots make and a foul free throw shots and a technical freethrow shots and your have A TOTAL [B]5 points in a shot[/B]:bowdown: i use math to calculate and if your to these shot 4 time your have [B]20 points[/B]
thats is 20 with [B]4 shot!!![/B] why have no player make these hes signature shots ?? becuse these a very hard shots shot
[B]#5 dribbels a basketball
[/B]
first look to these picture
[IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img211/1153/1320basketballdribbling.gif[/IMG]
yes these may look impossible do [B]but with a practise and a patient your can dribbels a basketball[/B]. these is very important becuse if your dont not dribbel your well have turnover
[B]step 1[/B]take baskebtall to your hand
[B]step 2[/B] throw to it to ground
[B] step 3 (most importent step)[/B] grab basketball when it bounce to floor
[B]step 4[/B] repeat these step until your have dribbel for 2 minute
[B]step 5[/B] take a break your have earn to it !!!
[B]WARNING[/B]
[IMG]http://imageshack.us/a/img10/8593/66476036.jpg[/IMG]
maney peoples think your can to a [B]multitask[/B] to basketballs court and these is WRONG. if your ogne to go to basketballs court to do study and still to basketballs your well lose dribbels and to a turnover!! basketball need a 100% focus so dont not come to books to basketball courts
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
These were my favourite lessons.
Thou art a Master.
[QUOTE=Jasi]:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
These were my favourite lessons.
Thou art a Master.[/QUOTE]
thnx men i hope one day when first ish player is in nba that the well say theoo inspirition to him :bowdown:
maney peoples here insidehoops think is [B]impossible maker nba[/B] well these a fk** wrong think your gone to think like these now [B]is impossible not maker nba[/B] . not that your fk** choice becuse nba is to your destiny men. if your REAL dream is nba read these larry bird poem every night before your sleep and your well go to nba
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vHN8gKh.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Theoo]thnx men i hope one day when first ish player is in nba that the well say theoo inspirition to him :bowdown:
maney peoples here insidehoops think is [B]impossible maker nba[/B] well these a fk** wrong think your gone to think like these now [B]is impossible not maker nba[/B] . not that your fk** choice becuse nba is to your destiny men. if your REAL dream is nba read these larry bird poem every night before your sleep and your well go to nba
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/vHN8gKh.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
:bowdown:
Truly an inspiration to aspiring basketball players everywhere.
Hi Theoo,
I have been following the NBA as much as I can for the last 3-4 years. There are many things I don't understand & I see you are the only one here who has taken the initiative to explain the game to it's fans (others are constantly fighting about Lebron/Kobe/Jordan etc. etc.).
You are doing a noble job & your initiative will help attract many new fans from all over the world & help the game grow & become a truly global sport like soccer.
My first question to you is, why do teams take time outs close to the end of quaters or towards the end of the game. I feel it unneccesarily delays the game & it is specially frustating for fans like me as I am either up late at night or early morning who are waiting for the game to finish so I can catch up on some sleep.
I am sure there is some logic to this but as a new fan I do not get it yet.
Hope you can answer my question before Sunday so I can enjoy this weeks games with a better understanding.
On a related note, have you considered taking English lessons. Your classes would be much easier to follow if you used correct grammer & spelling.
Thank you for you time & looking forward to your response.
GCVBCAT
[QUOTE=gcvbcat]Hi Theoo,
I have been following the NBA as much as I can for the last 3-4 years. There are many things I don't understand & I see you are the only one here who has taken the initiative to explain the game to it's fans (others are constantly fighting about Lebron/Kobe/Jordan etc. etc.).
You are doing a noble job & your initiative will help attract many new fans from all over the world & help the game grow & become a truly global sport like soccer.
My first question to you is,[B] why do teams take time outs close to the end of quaters or towards the end of the game. I feel it unneccesarily delays the game & it is specially frustating for fans like me as I am either up late at night or early morning who are waiting for the game to finish so I can catch up on some sleep.[/B]
I am sure there is some logic to this but as a new fan I do not get it yet.
Hope you can answer my question before Sunday so I can enjoy this weeks games with a better understanding.
On a related note, have you considered taking English lessons. Your classes would be much easier to follow if you used correct grammer & spelling.
Thank you for you time & looking forward to your response.
GCVBCAT[/QUOTE]
thnx dude sorry i so late :bowdown: to answer first question the take a timeouts so the can forward ball. in end game the timeout well make the ball go forward half court and start next other team hoop. also couch can make a plays to get a nice look to baskets.
and second question i well spend my off season to english training camp to improves.
have everyone to there homework today??
moar
:lol One of the most hilarious threads I've read here...
This one and the "Son of Matt Geiger" thread are definitely in my top 5 as long as I'm lurking this site...
thnx guys
we have many new poster to these forum so i think were gone need more lesson because i see less brain posting to these forum so let have a new lesso n :
[B]#6 a lesson dunk a basketballs[/B]
[B]here a warning to you : these a very [U]ADVANCED LESSON!!![/U] if you dint not take my lesson to jumpballtip and dribbels you well not be able to do these lesson !! you well do a turnover and worst all your wel lnot jump high enough to do a dunks[/B]
[IMG]http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/5/53/Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg/670px-Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg[/IMG]
these person here dint not read my lesson you can see he dont not jump high enough to do a dunks
now follow these step to do adunks :
[B]step 1 : take basketballs to your hand [/B]
[B]step 2 : use what you learn to lesson 5 to dribble to baskets[/B]
[B]step 3 : VERY IMPORTANT STEP use what you learn to jumpablltip lesson and put all powers to your leg [/B]
[B]step 4 : bend to your leg and make a high jumps[/B]
[B]step 5 : make the basketballs into the baskets [/B]
[B]bonus step : hang to the baskets to the dunk to show that you own these court[/B]
very nice your now soon gone be a very nice brain poster to these forum and if your beta and cant not jump high enough to do a dunks well your can do a squat or some thing like that to improve your virtocal thank you
[QUOTE=Theoo]thnx guys
we have many new poster to these forum so i think were gone need more lesson because i see less brain posting to these forum so let have a new lesso n :
[B]#6 a lesson dunk a basketballs[/B]
[B]here a warning to you : these a very [U]ADVANCED LESSON!!![/U] if you dint not take my lesson to jumpballtip and dribbels you well not be able to do these lesson !! you well do a turnover and worst all your wel lnot jump high enough to do a dunks[/B]
[IMG]http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/5/53/Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg/670px-Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg[/IMG]
these person here dint not read my lesson you can see he dont not jump high enough to do a dunks
now follow these step to do adunks :
[B]step 1 : take basketballs to your hand [/B]
[B]step 2 : use what you learn to lesson 5 to dribble to baskets[/B]
[B]step 3 : VERY IMPORTANT STEP use what you learn to jumpablltip lesson and put all powers to your leg [/B]
[B]step 4 : bend to your leg and make a high jumps[/B]
[B]step 5 :[B][SIZE="7"] make the basketballs into the baskets[/SIZE][/B] [/B]
[B]bonus step : hang to the baskets to the dunk to show that you own these court[/B]
very nice your now soon gone be a very nice brain poster to these forum and if your beta and cant not jump high enough to do a dunks well your can do a squat or some thing like that to improve your virtocal thank you[/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll: :oldlol:
[QUOTE=Theoo]thnx guys
we have many new poster to these forum so i think were gone need more lesson because i see less brain posting to these forum so let have a new lesso n :
[B]#6 a lesson dunk a basketballs[/B]
[B]here a warning to you : these a very [U]ADVANCED LESSON!!![/U] if you dint not take my lesson to jumpballtip and dribbels you well not be able to do these lesson !! you well do a turnover and worst all your wel lnot jump high enough to do a dunks[/B]
[IMG]http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/5/53/Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg/670px-Dunk-Step-5-Version-2.jpg[/IMG]
these person here dint not read my lesson you can see he dont not jump high enough to do a dunks
now follow these step to do adunks :
[B]step 1 : take basketballs to your hand [/B]
[B]step 2 : use what you learn to lesson 5 to dribble to baskets[/B]
[B]step 3 : VERY IMPORTANT STEP use what you learn to jumpablltip lesson and put all powers to your leg [/B]
[B]step 4 : bend to your leg and make a high jumps[/B]
[B]step 5 : make the basketballs into the baskets [/B]
[B]bonus step : hang to the baskets to the dunk to show that you own these court[/B]
very nice your now soon gone be a very nice brain poster to these forum and if your beta and cant not jump high enough to do a dunks well your can do a squat or some thing like that to improve your virtocal thank you[/QUOTE]
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :applause:
Any interest in coaching the Knicks next year, theoo?