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Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
When they unanimously rank Kobe outside the arbitrary top ten, probably 10-13. Possibly behind Shaq, Duncan AND Lebron as rightfully so.
Jimmies will be rustled and tears will be shed
This place will go NUCLEAR!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
I've already got my beers in the fridge. I'm ready as **** for a meltdown by them
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[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]I've already got my [B]moms [/B]beers in the fridge. I'm ready as **** for a meltdown by them[/QUOTE]
Fixed
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
meltdown? oh that's right, you mean a typical day in the life
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
Tomorrow is the day Gus uses to justify continuing his life for another year.
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[QUOTE=outbreak]Tomorrow is the day Gus uses to justify continuing his life for another year.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/196fuarapyylmgif/k-bigpic.gif[/IMG]
rekt
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[QUOTE=Gus Hemmingway]When they unanimously rank Kobe [B]outside the arbitrary top ten[/B], [B]probably 10[/B]-13. Possibly behind Shaq, Duncan AND Lebron as rightfully so.
Jimmies will be rustled and tears will be shed
This place will go NUCLEAR!
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.failepicfail.com/epic-fail/1101/-epic-fail-1295361910.jpg[/IMG]
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you can tell op has evaluated every method since 0/1 to 2/6
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By the way op, you are probably setting yourself up for failure. This is espn we are talking about. They will probably underrate lbj putting him outside of the top-5 and overrate kobe putting him close to top-5. Just be prepared.
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[QUOTE=red1]By the way op, you are probably setting yourself up for failure. This is espn we are talking about. They will probably underrate lbj putting him outside of the top-5 and overrate kobe putting him close to top-5. Just be prepared.[/QUOTE]
They need to do something to make the list "new" and controversial to generate clicks.
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[QUOTE=outbreak]They need to do something to make the list "new" and controversial to generate clicks.[/QUOTE]
its already controvertial w lebron in the top 20
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
Don't worry Gus, ESPN will pull through, I'm sure of it
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
Tomorrow is the day OP wishes he could hide inside his moms pu$$y
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[QUOTE=outbreak]They need to do something to make the list "new" and controversial to generate clicks.[/QUOTE]
Agreed, sounds like some shit espn would do.
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[QUOTE=red1]By the way op, you are probably setting yourself up for failure. This is espn we are talking about. They will probably underrate lbj putting him outside of the top-5 and overrate kobe putting him close to top-5. Just be prepared.[/QUOTE]
Better yet, leave both of them off altogether.
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[QUOTE=Legends66NBA7]Better yet, leave both of them off altogether.[/QUOTE]
That would be glorious.
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[QUOTE=outbreak]Tomorrow is the day Gus uses to justify continuing his life for another year.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/finishers/undertakerlastrideanimated.gif[/IMG]
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[QUOTE=Legends66NBA7]Better yet, leave both of them off altogether.[/QUOTE]
I'm honestly expecting them to include a WNBA player in the next few years, just for the stories and click through from news sites they'd get
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...[I]As he anxiously waits[/I]
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
I thinking Kobe is 7th or 8th on their list.
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It's funny. By tomorrow I'll be busy dipping my balls in Jabbar's mouth
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why should ESPN rank kobe outside of the top10?
arent they kobe fans? i dont think that they put him outside, especially when he is cheering his last season and has the super media attention. i guess they rank him 7-9
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are you kdding me
its been a kobe slurp fest all year(deservedly so)
they are gonna put him in the top 10 FORSURE
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[QUOTE=outbreak]Tomorrow is the day Gus uses to justify continuing his life for another year.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=pastis]why should ESPN rank kobe outside of the top10?
arent they kobe fans? i dont think that they put him outside, especially when he is cheering his last season and has the super media attention. i guess they rank him 7-9[/QUOTE]
ESPN hates Kobe dude.
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[url]https://youtu.be/SFmDRzcQyVY?t=6s[/url]
Beep Beep.
Zoom zoom.
Gus's passengers are doomed!
Beep beep
Zoom zoom
Gus's passengers are doomed!
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[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]I've already got my beers in the fridge. I'm ready as **** for a meltdown by them[/QUOTE]
:biggums: :biggums: JamJam what?
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[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]It's funny. By tomorrow I'll be busy dipping my balls in Jabbar's mouth[/QUOTE]
what balls?
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[QUOTE=!@#$%Vectors!@#]:biggums: :biggums: JamJam what?[/QUOTE]
What do you mean what/
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[QUOTE=CavaliersFTW][IMG]https://media.giphy.com/media/12bohjRHxCvTri/giphy.gif[/IMG]
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Even more Lethal when its a fellow cavs fan doing the ethering.
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[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]What do you mean what/[/QUOTE]
You drink?
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
[QUOTE=Mr. Jabbar]what balls?[/QUOTE]
The big ones I'll be dipping in your mouth son
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Re: Kobe Family with CYANIDE, GUNS, PILLS on standby for tomorrows ESPN ranking
[QUOTE=!@#$%Vectors!@#]You drink?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes
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[QUOTE=Jameerthefear]Sometimes[/QUOTE]
:\ dont do it. but if u do make sure you're in control. You don't want to do anything you might regret while drunk.
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[QUOTE=Bandito]ESPN hates Kobe dude.[/QUOTE]
You have no clue. I was on their site the other day just to see what people were saying about Hornets vs Cavs, then I happened to click a podcast link with Brain Windhorst and some other dude talking about Kobe dropping 38 and a few other topics, right away this other cat goes into complete meltdown mode about how he's tired of hearing about Kobe, how he was never the best player in the league and how he doesn't deserve this extensive send off usually saved for only the absolute all time greats, despite a stellar career and his immense impact on the game. Seriously , dude honestly sounded like he posts on ISH regularly.
Only to then immediately admit after saying all of this that he can't pretend to know anything about what Basketball was like in that era, during that time, but he knows Kobe was never the best because of advanced stats. Let that sink in bros, [I][B]he's never witnessed Kobe in his prime, at his best , but because of man made numerical formulas, he's sure Kobe was never that great.[/B][/I]
To Windhorst's credit he stook up for Kobe and acknowledged he was the best player in the league in the mid 00's, along with Tim until about 2009 when Lebron emerged.
But THAT my fellow hoop heads is whats wrong with the Basketball media of today and the advanced metrics community in general. They should be used as tools to enhance an already well documented and recorded account of a player's production. Not compare players across eras and using formulas to completely dismiss the human aspect of the game.
Either way, that guy was an idiot, not because he thinks Kobe is overrated but because of the logic used for why he thinks so and the simple fact that he's completely oblivious to large chunks of the basketball era of the last 15 years makes him unqualified to even write about the game in my opinion. He cares not for the game itself , but the game of numbers being played off the court with his "analyst" buddies, comparing, contrasting and ranking players based on advanced statistics and metrics.
Long gone are the days of real Sports Journalism with guys like Bob Ryan, Stuart Scott, J.A., Woody Paige etc. These mathematician first , historians of the game second and third are taking over at ESPN.
Pretty soon all you'll need is a solid two years of strong stats to be considered an All-time Great HoF player....OH wait, too late. :lol
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[QUOTE=HOoopCityJones]You have no clue. I was on their site the other day just to see what people were saying about Hornets vs Cavs, then I happened to click a podcast link with Brain Windhorst and some other dude talking about Kobe dropping 38 and a few other topics, right away this other cat goes into complete meltdown mode about how he's tired of hearing about Kobe, how he was never the best player in the league and how he doesn't deserve this extensive send off usually saved for only the absolute all time greats, despite a stellar career and his immense impact on the game. Seriously , dude honestly sounded like he posts on ISH regularly.
Only to then immediately admit after saying all of this that he can't pretend to know anything about what Basketball was like in that era, during that time, but he knows Kobe was never the best because of advanced stats. Let that sink in bros, [I][B]he's never witnessed Kobe in his prime, at his best , but because of man made numerical formulas, he's sure Kobe was never that great.[/B][/I]
To Windhorst's credit he stook up for Kobe and acknowledged he was the best player in the league in the mid 00's, along with Tim until about 2009 when Lebron emerged.
But THAT my fellow hoop heads is whats wrong with the Basketball media of today and the advanced metrics community in general. They should be used as tools to enhance an already well documented and recorded account of a player's production. Not compare players across eras and using formulas to completely dismiss the human aspect of the game.
Either way, that guy was an idiot, not because he thinks Kobe is overrated but because of the logic used for why he thinks so and the simple fact that he's completely oblivious to large chunks of the basketball era of the last 15 years makes him unqualified to even write about the game in my opinion. He cares not for the game itself , but the game of numbers being played off the court with his "analyst" buddies, comparing, contrasting and ranking players based on statistics and advanced metrics.
Long gone are the days of real Sports Journalism with guys like Bob Ryan, Stuart Scott, J.A., Woody Paige etc. These mathematician first , historians of the game second and third are taking over at ESPN.
Pretty soon all you'll need is a solid two years of strong stats to be considered an All-time Great HoF player....OH wait, too late. :lol[/QUOTE]
The eye test gets ignoted too much. Pretty much why Espn loves Lebron.
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Anthony Davis is the perfect example. Two years ago they were ready to crown him the next Goat of the league before Curry pissed in everyone's cornflakes. Now that he crashed back down to earth this year they barely acknowledge him.
That's what impressing the advanced stat gurus get you.
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[QUOTE=HOoopCityJones]Anthony Davis is the perfect example. Two years ago they were ready to crown him the next Goat of the league before Curry pissed in everyone's cornflakes. Now that he crashed back down to earth this year they barely acknowledge him.
That's what impressing the advanced stat gurus get you.[/QUOTE]
Maybe an eyetest rating can be formulated? Takes into account
traveling, bit- ching, lack of footwork, colluding, fg% protection, coach killing, throwing teammates under the bus for choking, blaming jersey sleeves for a poor shooting night, handpicking teammates then quiting once they get hurt, stiffarming, lack of respect for coach, HGH, feeling the need to get hair surgery , having mom getting banged by someone 3 years older than you named the BigLambo?
SOmeone should get on this advanced statline quick!