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theaussieguy 03-16-2013 06:16 PM

Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
 
in the octagon.


who ya got?

Doranku 03-16-2013 06:18 PM

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:biggums:

DFish24 03-16-2013 06:22 PM

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Chimp in 4

elementally morale 03-16-2013 06:24 PM

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Good job, good effort.

CeltsGarlic 03-16-2013 06:25 PM

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Calabis 03-16-2013 06:26 PM

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I'll take the chimp with Lebrons testicles being ripped off

ripthekik 03-16-2013 06:26 PM

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:oldlol:

well I'd take Lebron. Because I know he will bring in Wade and Bosh. The chimpanzee is no match.

Legends66NBA7 03-16-2013 06:26 PM

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Dude, come on... there's no way we can replicate the LeBron James and Ben Wallace vs One Silverback Gorilla.

:oldlol:

But anyways, the Chimp will win.

Jameerthefear 03-16-2013 06:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Legends66NBA7
Dude, come on... there's no way we can replicate the LeBron James and Ben Wallace vs One Silverback Gorilla.

:oldlol:

But anyways, the Chimp will win.

That thread was hilarious. Someone should bump it.

theaussieguy 03-16-2013 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jameerthefear
That thread was hilarious. Someone should bump it.

you cant its locked

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=226315

and yes i made that thread, so if anyone can make another thread like that one, its me

cotdt 03-16-2013 06:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ripthekik
:oldlol:

well I'd take Lebron. Because I know he will bring in Wade and Bosh. The chimpanzee is no match.


:oldlol:

ripthekik 03-16-2013 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by shady6121
The thread's closed so it can't be bumped unfortunately, but here it is anyway lol.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=226315

same OP!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
:applause: :bowdown:

already repped.

Legends66NBA7 03-16-2013 06:36 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ripthekik
same OP!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
:applause: :bowdown:

already repped.


Yeah, I already knew it was the same OP.

One of the best threads on ISH.

tikay0 03-16-2013 06:39 PM

Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
 
Chimp via testicular snatch. Or finger chewing.

inclinerator 03-16-2013 07:35 PM

Re: Lebron James vs Chimpanzee
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ripthekik
:oldlol:

well I'd take Lebron. Because I know he will bring in Wade and Bosh. The chimpanzee is no match.

i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp

clayton 03-16-2013 08:24 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by inclinerator
i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp

2 men and a dinosaur. It's clear who's gonna win.

tikay0 03-16-2013 08:46 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by inclinerator
i doubt 3 grown men could take on a chimp


I bet they could. Especially 3 elite athletes.

This is 1 chimp vs. an average sized man. I realize that the chimp isn't biting and tearing, but 3 giant dudes could subdue, and beat a chimp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJce4ydwXk

tikay0 03-16-2013 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by shady6121
It depends on the situation. I mean you could use Chris Bosh as bait/distraction and then have Wade go for a rear naked choke, while Lebron uses his weight to hold the Chimp down. After the Chimp is too exhausted to fight back or even unconscious, LeBron or Wade can finish the Chimp off by breaking its neck.


Or kick the shit out of it. 3 k-1 kickboxing/muay thai champions vs. a chimp.

I got my money on the kick boxers.

inclinerator 03-16-2013 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by tikay0
Or kick the shit out of it. 3 k-1 kickboxing/muay thai champions vs. a chimp.

I got my money on the kick boxers.

these guys play basketball doe

Figlo 03-16-2013 09:07 PM

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Buakaw vs Chimpanzee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gloGY3UDZDo

Buakaw all day

nathanjizzle 03-16-2013 09:07 PM

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id take lebron. most animals that are known to devour humans actually dont have the balls to devour humans, its just those few that actually do. chimpanzee vs lebron, lebron sock him in the face a few times and the chimp would get scared and back off.

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by inclinerator
these guys play basketball doe


Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Figlo
Buakaw vs Chimpanzee:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gloGY3UDZDo

Buakaw all day


3 Buakaw's vs. a chimp.

Chimp going night night.

elementally morale 03-16-2013 09:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tikay0
Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.


There was a monk who was very well trained in martial arts. He took 10 years of extra training to take up on a bear. The fight lasted 3 seconds, the bear tore the guy apart.

True story.

theaussieguy 03-16-2013 09:20 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tikay0
Yeah, but their gigantic human beings. We're not talking about your average men. Lebron is arguably one of the greatest athletes of this time. Wade is built like a Greek God (no homo). Bosh has the physical traits of an actual Veloceraptor.



u know raptors are tiny in RL?

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elementally morale
There was a monk who was very well trained in martial arts. He took 10 years of extra training to take up on a bear. The fight lasted 3 seconds, the bear tore the guy apart.

True story.


Hmmmmmmmm.........


A bear, or a chimp??? Now which animal are we not talking about at all??? :facepalm

And I'm not saying, Lebron alone could beat a chimp. I'm saying 3 giant athletes could probably beat a chimp.

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by theaussieguy


u know raptors are tiny in RL?


I meant the ones from Jurrasic Park. :facepalm

elementally morale 03-16-2013 09:29 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tikay0
Hmmmmmmmm.........


A bear, or a chimp??? Now which animal are we not talking about at all??? :facepalm

And I'm not saying, Lebron alone could beat a chimp. I'm saying 3 giant athletes could probably beat a chimp.


Being huge is rarely enough if the other one is good at fighting. LeBron is huge but not Godzilla huge. A chimp is much stronger. I started my training in martial arts more than 15 years ago. I'm not scared of huge, strong but untrained athletes. Actually, I'm not really scared of *somewhat* trained foes either.

I would never ever fight a wild animal. Yes, I *could* win. If I'm lucky. And if I am not, I'm dead on the spot.

Dictator 03-16-2013 09:29 PM

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I'm pretty sure 3 grown men could take down a chimpanzee.

elementally morale 03-16-2013 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dictator
I'm pretty sure 3 grown men could take down a chimpanzee.


These 3 athletes don't stand a chance against a professional human fighter. They wouldn' last 15 seconds altogether. Against an angry chimp? Forget about it.

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by elementally morale
Being huge is rarely enough if the other one is good at fighting. LeBron is huge but not Godzilla huge. A chimp is much stronger. I started my training in martial arts more than 15 years ago. I'm not scared of huge, strong but untrained athletes. Actually, I'm not really scared of *somewhat* trained foes either.

I would never ever fight a wild animal. Yes, I *could* win. If I'm lucky. And if I am not, I'm dead on the spot.


Ok, animal fight expert. The point of posting that video, was to show how a chimpanzee is handling 1 average sized male. It's not like he's picking him up over his head, and ripping limbs off. I'd be pretty confident that Lebron, Wade, and Bosh could subdue and kill a chimp.

P.S. Lebron would beat the brakes off you. Sorry to say it buddy.

SacJB Shady 03-16-2013 09:32 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elementally morale
There was a monk who was very well trained in martial arts. He took 10 years of extra training to take up on a bear. The fight lasted 3 seconds, the bear tore the guy apart.

True story.




Link? Why would he train for 10 years to take on a bear?

elementally morale 03-16-2013 09:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tikay0
Ok, animal fight expert. The point of posting that video, was to show how a chimpanzee is handling 1 average sized male. It's not like he's picking him up over his head, and ripping limbs off. I'd be pretty confident that Lebron, Wade, and Bosh could subdue and kill a chimp.

P.S. Lebron would beat the brakes off you. Sorry to say it buddy.


I won't get into a fight over the Internet, but you are sadly mistaken if you think someone who never fought in his life could beat anyone who is pretty well trained.

Then again, it's rather unimportant. This story is not about me and not about what you think of me. It's about fighting a wild animal. Don't do it, however strong you are. It is unhealthy.

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:35 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SacJB Shady
Link? Why would he train for 10 years to take on a bear?


I just Googled it. Dude's full of shit.

SacJB Shady 03-16-2013 09:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tikay0
I bet they could. Especially 3 elite athletes.

This is 1 chimp vs. an average sized man. I realize that the chimp isn't biting and tearing, but 3 giant dudes could subdue, and beat a chimp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeJce4ydwXk



based on this vid, 3 nba players could beat it

elementally morale 03-16-2013 09:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tikay0
I just Googled it. Dude's full of shit.


Oh, you must be under 20. If I don't find it via google in 5 minutes, it doesn't exist. :oldlol:

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:37 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elementally morale
I won't get into a fight over the Internet, but you are sadly mistaken if you think someone who never fought in his life could beat anyone who is pretty well trained.

Then again, it's rather unimportant. This story is not about me and not about what you think of me. It's about fighting a wild animal. Don't do it, however strong you are. It is unhealthy.


I'm not trying to start a fight, but regardless of your 15 years of training, Lebron would hurt you badly.

I've seen many times where a martial arts expert/black belt/shaolin monk got their asses beat by a regular street dude that could just throw down.

Dictator 03-16-2013 09:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elementally morale
These 3 athletes don't stand a chance against a professional human fighter. They wouldn' last 15 seconds altogether. Against an angry chimp? Forget about it.


Ur kidding right?

tikay0 03-16-2013 09:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elementally morale
Oh, you must be under 20. If I don't find it via google in 5 minutes, it doesn't exist. :oldlol:


You must be 500 years old, since your ancient tales of mysticism have to be true right?

elementally morale 03-16-2013 09:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Dictator
Ur kidding right?


I'm not.

They could be taught in a year or two how to be dangerous. It would come fast, they are world-class athletes. But without some training they have no chance against someone who is well trained.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfylMatBVwc

This is Bob Sapp. He is big enough and *spmewhat* trained. More trained than LeBron for sure. He lost the fight, against this opponent who is not that big. He actually is quite small. Take a look at it yourself.


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