4chan attempting to rig All-White Guy All-Star starters

[url]http://www.dailydot.com/news/4chan-nba-all-star-white-men-team-voting/[/url]

West:
Anderson
Love
Dirk
Rubio
Nash

East:
Ilysova
Humphries
Bargani
Hinrich
Calderon

Would be hilarious and it would force the NBA to change this stupid process.

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It doesn't matter if they actually won, Stern wouldn't allow it. We can't see the voting results anyway so they can do whatever the fk they want. Just like if Lin doesn't get in the all-star game (which he ****ing shouldn't) Stern will still make sure he gets in so all the asians watch :facepalm :sleeping

LOL @ considering Humphries white

He's mulatto.

[QUOTE=avonbarksdale]link is broken[/QUOTE]

fixed

[QUOTE=maybeshewill13]It doesn't matter if they actually won, Stern wouldn't allow it. We can't see the voting results anyway so they can do whatever the fk they want. Just like if Lin doesn't get in the all-star game (which he ****ing shouldn't) Stern will still make sure he gets in so all the asians watch :facepalm :sleeping[/QUOTE]

This. It's so damn easy for the NBA to fix the all star votes in their favor. They can just make up random numbers.

[QUOTE=HardwoodLegend]LOL @ considering Humphries white

He's mulatto.[/QUOTE]

always thought he was a quadroon

[QUOTE=maybeshewill13]It doesn't matter if they actually won, Stern wouldn't allow it. [/QUOTE]
straight up. stern don't play that shit

[QUOTE=kmartshopper]always thought he was a [B]quadroon[/B][/QUOTE]
that word is still in existence?

I don't mind the West lineup :confusedshrug: Looks pretty solid to me.

You really think David Stern won't fix the vote right back? He's been in the business of rigging the league since at least 1985. :oldlol:

Although I'd like to see the ratings with 15 white all stars.

[QUOTE=Just2McFly]that word is still in existence?[/QUOTE]
haha, learned when I used to troll st0rmfront

[QUOTE=CLTHornets4eva]You really think David Stern won't fix the vote right back? He's been in the business of rigging the league since at least 1985. :oldlol:

Although I'd like to see the ratings with 15 white all stars.[/QUOTE]
Cleveland has their star athlete in the draft, they win the lottery and get the top pick. Chicago's highschool star is in the draft, they win the lottery by a longshot. The nba takes over ownership for new orleans to develop the franchise, they win the lottery. You think some acne-ridden nerds who are looking for cheap laughs will f*ck with stern's league?

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Not on my watch

I'm down for this. Except Bargnani. No way in hell am I ever voting for him.

But the rest? Sure. I enjoy screwing up voting systems like this and even though the NBA will rig it in the end, it's worth a shot.

David Lee should be there instead of Ryan Anderson :D

This is hilarious. The cream team :oldlol:

[QUOTE=HardwoodLegend]LOL @ considering Humphries white

He's mulatto.[/QUOTE]

I love mulattos. I dunk them in my coffee.

it doesn't matter what the actual numbers are. the nba will adjust the numbers with their interests. if they want someone to be in the all-star game, he will get in and nba will say he got 1m votes :confusedshrug:

To be fair, Humphries has a black father.

Black father = not white

Should be voting for guys that have a chance to get legit votes too, like David Lee. If you count Humphries, maybe go for Varajeo instead of Bargnani.

Why not Griffin ?

[QUOTE=maybeshewill13]It doesn't matter if they actually won, Stern wouldn't allow it. We can't see the voting results anyway so they can do whatever the fk they want. Just like if Lin doesn't get in the all-star game (which he ****ing shouldn't) Stern will still make sure he gets in so all the asians watch :facepalm :sleeping[/QUOTE]
How many all star teams did Yi make? :hammerhead:

[QUOTE=midatlantic09]To be fair, Humphries has a black father.

Black father = not white[/QUOTE]

What if the mother is albino? Would that make him 3/4 white?

Mind = Blown

Calderon counts as white?

according to 4chan anything not black is white....good to know:facepalm

[QUOTE=embersyc]Calderon counts as white?[/QUOTE]

I know. He's clearly asian.

[QUOTE=midatlantic09]To be fair, Humphries has a black father.

Black father = not white[/QUOTE]



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This dude is a white

The internet is racist? Nice.

I've always thought that some of those trolling websites out there should pull something like this, but I've never really been to any of them to suggest it. But count me in. I don't think there are enough trolls out there to outweigh the rest of the country that is legitimately voting, but worth a try.

[QUOTE=Westbrook0]I've always thought that some of those trolling websites out there should pull something like this, but I've never really been to any of them to suggest it. But count me in. I don't think there are enough trolls out there to outweigh the rest of the country that is legitimately voting, but worth a try.[/QUOTE]

I don't think you understand. These are the kind of trolls who know how to set their computers to automatically submit votes every 5 minutes from a different IP address.

[QUOTE=LT Ice Cream]I don't think you understand. These are the kind of trolls who know how to set their computers to automatically submit votes every 5 minutes from a different IP address.[/QUOTE]
To be fair all it takes is one person to create the bot, and a couple hundred to dowload it (or hell even 10 people), and be committed enough to leave their computers on with the bots on for about 2 or 3 hours a day, and that player will get voted in almost guaranteed.

I wanted to do this for Kyrie this year, but I changed my mind. Those bots can do some damage to your computer if you don't know what you're doing, which I don't.

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill][IMG]http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/features/cita/120625/kris-humphries-440.jpg[/IMG]


This dude is a white[/QUOTE]

Sorry pal, but you can't have a black father and still classify as white.

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As hilarious as that would be, the NBA would quite simply fudge the numbers so the right guys are starting.

4chan fails @ the NBA.

Tell that to Wayne Brady.

If Humphries is white so is Blake Griffin and Deron Williams.