Best whiteboi rapper verses
We all know that white rappers are corny as hell but some can spit and steal entire tracks and have verse of the year candidates. This is the thread for em as i dont expect it to be very long
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ijOe3sGEk[/url]
El-P in Huzzah remix
Straight shots of the sterno plus, wick stuck in the bottle empty
Three blocks to the target we lit it and lob it hard at Sentry
Four pigs of the oinking variety guard the market entry
Five minutes of flames and then aim the whistle my father lent me
Six o'clock we meet up and divvy the shells among the youngins
Seven continents in the shit and smoke like it's fckin London
Just before they ate up the funds our harmony love was bumping
Now government issue nines and point em where your blood is pumping
Tend to mop up these muttering zombies talker pieces
El'll vent on you harder than Fukushima breezes
In the end when a dozen or so ajourn to reason
You'll find the verdict return corrupted in murderous seasons
With inverted 31's and other unlucky omens
Thats why I chug 7 and 7's til I'm fcking homeless
And every time you think my fifteen minutes of fame are up
I'll spit another sixteen to prove to the world I fcking own it
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[QUOTE=Hamtaro CP3KDKG][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0ijOe3sGEk[/url]
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:wtf:
I guarantee you every one in that video got chased home from school and got their lunch money taken on a daily basis.
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Paul Wall's Drive Slow verse.
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[URL="https://youtu.be/gaI_lmZuGhY?t=1m7s"]GOAT[/URL]
[INDENT][B]Thorburn's father, Staff Sgt. John A. Thorburn, was a Vietnam veteran affected by Agent Orange. Thorburn's family was significantly affected by the potent chemical. His brother Maxx was born handicapped and blind, eventually dying at the age of 10. Thorburn's sister, Dee Ann, was born without the ability to walk or speak. She died in 2007 at the age of 26. Thorburn tells his father's story in "Uncommon Valor: A Vietnam Story," from the Jedi Mind Tricks album Servants in Heaven, Kings in Hell [/B][/INDENT]
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[QUOTE=TylerOO]Paul Wall's Drive Slow verse.[/QUOTE]
Good verse that track is timeless. Gotta have the remix tho TI went buck:applause:
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One-2
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z21RiniK2mI[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAuM96dpHXk[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYviIq_1OMw[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTMv4G8kwNw[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue84G2O5hcg[/url]
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuyX8dMk4D8[/url]
[url]https://youtu.be/HRZxcmrrw1A?t=8m32s[/url]
Dude should have blown up big, not sure what ever happened to him after the COB cyphers.
And a blast from the past, just because: [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPoEA43cqKc[/url]
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[QUOTE=DonDadda59]:wtf:
I guarantee you every one in that video got chased home from school and got their lunch money taken on a daily basis.[/QUOTE]
:roll:
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Lil Dicky on Professional Rapper tho
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RA
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGZsGX3B_BY[/url]
True story
Call me Thorburn, John A., staff sergeant
Marksman, skilled in killing, illing, I'm able and willing
Kill a village elephant
Raping and pillage a village
Illegitimate killers
U.S. Military guerrillas
This ain't no real war, Vietnam shit
World War II, that's a war
This is just a military conflict
Soothing drug abusing, Vietnamese women screwing
Sex, gambling and boozing, all this shit is amusing
Bitches and guns, this is every man's dream
I don't wanna go home where I'm just an ordinary human being
Special Op, Huey chopper gun ship run shit
Gook run when the minigun spit, won't miss
Kill shit, spit four-thousand bullets a minute
Victor Charlie, hair-trigger, hit it, I'm in it to win it
Get it, the lieutenant hinted, the villain, I been it
The killing, I did it, cripple, did it
Pictures I painted is vivid, live it
A wizard with weapons, the secret mission, we bout to begin it
Government funded, behind enemy lines
Bullets is spraying, it's heating up a hundred degrees
The enemies the North Vietnamese, bitch please
Ain't no sweat, I'm told be at ease
Until I see the pilot got hit, and we bout to hit some trees
Tail rotor broke, crash land
American man in Cambodia, right in the enemy hand
Take a swig of the Whiskey to calm us
Them yellow men wearing black pajamas, they wanna harm us
They all up on us, bang, bang, bullet hit my chest, feel no pain
To my left, the captain caught a bullet right in his brain
Body parts flying, loss of limbs, explosions
Bad intentions, I see my best friend's intestines
Pray to the one above
It's raining, I'm covered in mud
I think I'm dying
I feel dizzy, I'm losing blood
I see my childhood
I'm back in the arms of my mother
I see my whole life
I see Christ, I see bright lights
I see Israelites, Muslims and Christians at peace, no fights
Black, Whites, Asians, people of all types
I must've died then I woke up, surprised I'm alive
I'm in a hospital bed, they rescued me, I survived
I escaped the war came back, but ain't escape Agent Orange
Two of my kids born handicapped
Spastic, quadriplegia, micro cephalic
Cerebral palsy, cortical blindness
Name it, they had it
My son died, he ain't live
But I still try to think positive
Cause in life, God take, God give
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[B][SIZE="3"]Last name ever
First name greatest
Like a sprained ankle boy I ain't nothing to play with
Started off local but thanks to all the haters
I know G4 pilots on a first name basis
In your city faded off the brown, Nino
She insists she got more class, we know
Swimming in the money, come and find me, Nemo
If I was at the club you know I balled, chemo
Drop the mix tape that shit sounded like an album
Who'da thought a country wide tour'd be the outcome
Labels want my name beside the X like Malcolm
Everybody got a deal, I did it without one
Yeah, ***** I'm about my business
Killing all these rappers you would swear I had a hit list
Everyone who doubted me is asking for forgiveness
If you ain't been a part of it, at least you got to witness, bitches[/SIZE][/B]
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[url]https://youtu.be/hxKOLDjrQ9g[/url]
Hard. As. ****.
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The final problem is solved by throwin' sulfuric acid all over your back to see your spinal column dissolve
Droppin' bodies like it was domino season
My phenomenal legion will shoot out your fuccin' abdominal region
Slim Shady, responsible for your permanent stillness
Just escaped from the hospital with terminal illness
Itchin' to rip your fuccin' frame out
Cuz I ain't got nothing to lose like that movie that just came out
Callin' your name out, first, last and your middle initial
Your mom, your dad, and your pregnant widow will miss you
And anybody else poppin' some shit'll go witchu
Cuz I ain't tryna hear it like a political issue
So until I can leave with enough funds
I'mma shove guns up in the mouths of your loved ones
Drown 'em face down in the bath while the tub runs
Got a rap sheet that's longer than Tubby's sub buns
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[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj73L1AHzPY[/url]
I thought this was pretty good
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The top 10 are probably all El-P verses.