[QUOTE=KyleKong]:cheers:
Why no Tony Montana or Mr. Jabbar posts in this yet? I want some high quality humor. (no sarcasm).[/QUOTE]
they are busy fukking eachother in the ass
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[QUOTE=KyleKong]:cheers:
Why no Tony Montana or Mr. Jabbar posts in this yet? I want some high quality humor. (no sarcasm).[/QUOTE]
they are busy fukking eachother in the ass
[QUOTE=tomtucker]they are busy fukking eachother in the ass[/QUOTE]
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Maybe the p*ssy was too bomb
:confusedshrug:
Fcuk is wrong with this niqqa? They don't make condoms his size or something? I mean, Jesus. If you really hate wearing condoms, get a full time girlfriend and put her on the pill.
[QUOTE=RIP CITY]Anyone remember the humble bible thumping High School big man the Magic Drafted 1st Overall in 2004? What ever happened to that guy?[/QUOTE]
he chose pu$$y over jesus.
[QUOTE=NumberSix][U]Fcuk is wrong with this niqqa? They don't make condoms his size or something?[/U] I mean, Jesus. [B]If you really hate wearing condoms, get a full time girlfriend and put her on the pill.[/B][/QUOTE]
Underlined = :roll:
Bolded = :cheers:
God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.
The ultimate goal of life is to spread your genes. And Dwight sure is doing a lot of spreading.
He has so far lived an evolutionary fulfilling life.
[QUOTE=RIP CITY]Anyone remember the humble bible thumping High School big man the Magic Drafted 1st Overall in 2004? What ever happened to that guy?[/QUOTE]
turned to catholicsim, no longer believes in planned parenthood
Hilarious that a three time Defensive Player of the Year couldn't prevent this.
Over/Under 5 years after he's retired that he declares bankruptcy?
[QUOTE=KyleKong]NFL players be murdering people left and right.
NBA players create life.
NBA > NFL.
Fact.[/QUOTE]
Nonsense. Antonio Cromartie has 12 kids.
Immature fella inside/outside court. A consistent clown :applause:
Spreading his genes like that, and to think I've wasted hundreds (potential) children to some naked kobe pics
Dwight Howard is arrogant and ignorant. His religious nature is the most telling thing about him. It's something he can hide behind when he makes a mistake. I'm sure Jesus forgives him for having 8 kids by 8 different women. He can walk around with a clear conscience because of his faith. Isn't religion wonderful? You can f*ck over anyone and be an a*shole but it's okay because God loves you.
I was talking about this the other day with my cousin. There was always that one kid on the playground that doesn't know how to play fight. His favorite superhero is Superman. So when you tell him he's hit he tells you, "Oh no, your hits can't touch me because I'm invincible." Dwight Howard simply thinks he's better than everyone else. He has no humility. The guy will always be a loser.
Soooo...how did he hurt his back, again?
Dwight Howard is doing wonders for the future of the NBA
[QUOTE=Mr Exlax]God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.[/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll:
there is no way this dude is leaving LA he needs that money lol
[QUOTE=Mr Exlax]God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.[/QUOTE]
:roll:
[QUOTE=KyleKong]NFL players be murdering people left and right.
NBA players create life.
NBA > NFL.
Fact.[/QUOTE]
Post of the year.
dam........ Dwight getting that fine white pu$$y left and right, going balls deep, no pull out with no rain coat.
:bowdown:
[QUOTE=Mr. Jabbar]Immature fella inside/outside court. A consistent clown :applause:
Spreading his genes like that, [B]and to think I've wasted hundreds (potential) children to some naked kobe pics[/B][/QUOTE]
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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[QUOTE=Bobcats2013]18 million dollars for those 8 rascals. :oldlol: That's assuming it's only 10k per kid. Could be around [B]20-30k per kid[/B] for all we know.[/QUOTE]
:biggums: per month!?
[QUOTE=Mr Exlax]God stopped making Centers. Dwight is bringing them back. He's doing God's work IMO.[/QUOTE]
:applause:
TO used to pay up to 20k before the payment plan was changed. It's why he filed for bankruptcy. Chris McAlister was paying 11 grand.
But normally I think its around 3-5k for these athletes.
[QUOTE=chips93]:biggums: per month!?[/QUOTE]
Hell yeah, a judge could be making D12 pay even more for child support as a lesson to him, and the judge also knows D12 has tens of millions of dollars to help support his children.
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This guy use to be my favourite player, now he's just turned into a douchebag :banghead:
[QUOTE=josh99]This guy use to be my favourite player, now he's just turned into a douchebag :banghead:[/QUOTE]
Me too buddy, me too.
[QUOTE=KyleKong][URL="http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/"]http://www.barstoolsports.com/philly/super-page/dwight-howard-fathered-8-kids-by-8-different-woman-in-6-years/[/URL]
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:[/QUOTE]
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8 kids, 8 different women
The guy has a better % of getting women pregnant than he does making his free throws. The guy has always known to be a talented stiff and is always good when uncontested.
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8 kids, 8 different women[/QUOTE]
I tried to edit it, it was late last night when I posted this, my bad bro.
if he were smart, he should had made those ho's take morning-after pills.
that wouldn't had prevented any diseases, but at least he wouldn't have 8 f--king kids.
condoms can't handle superman strength :lol
Imagine if all of his male children eventually made it to the NBA..
5 o 6 Howards colluding into one team...
[QUOTE=josh99]This guy use to be my favourite player, now he's just turned into a douchebag :banghead:[/QUOTE]
me too........glad he is out of orlando........now fukk off on the lakers too........go to a shit team so we don
dwight needs to pay somebody to kill these kids else he be broke by the time he is 45.
[QUOTE=bigkingsfan]“Not 1, Not 2, Not 3, Not 4, Not 5, Not 6, Not 7″[/QUOTE]
If only Dwight finished the way your Avatar is depicted.
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This will be Dwight Howard in a few years.
22 children with 14 different women.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsLPknt7qJc[/url]
Wilt Chamberlain is not impressed.