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[QUOTE=ANetsVinSanity15]I can't believe what im reading[/QUOTE]
What? That's new to you? ROFL, I can't believe you think Jordan had work ethic. The man was constantly bickering about others while he sat on his ass and didn't practice because he was "too cool for skool".
The guy couldn't execute the basketball basics, there was a reason his highschool coach cut him from varsity.
The guy had the speed of Tractor Traylor, the handles of Ryan Bowen, the complaining mindset of TO, the shooting touch of Shaquille O'Neal and the rebounding ability of Earl Boykins.
Basically useless, why what did you think of him?
[QUOTE]the shooting touch of Shaquille O'Neal[/QUOTE]
Jordan[I] WISHES [/I]he had Shaq's shooting touch. The man laid more bricks than Antoine Walker.
you guys are messing with my head because im new here right? I mean that has to be it.. how can he be lazy and do such great moves and avg like 30+ points?
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yyknR7ltkg&mode=related&search="]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yyknR7ltkg&mode=related&search=[/URL]
[QUOTE=XxNeXuSxX]What? That's new to you? ROFL, I can't believe you think Jordan had work ethic. The man was constantly bickering about others while he sat on his ass and didn't practice because he was "too cool for skool".
The guy couldn't execute the basketball basics, there was a reason his highschool coach cut him from varsity.
The guy had the speed of Tractor Traylor, the handles of Ryan Bowen, the complaining mindset of TO, the shooting touch of Shaquille O'Neal and the rebounding ability of Earl Boykins.
Basically useless, why what did you think of him?[/QUOTE]
you mean the old Jordan right? After he won 3 championships?
[QUOTE=ANetsVinSanity15]you mean the old Jordan right? After he won 3 championships?[/QUOTE]
3 [B]Bought[/B] championships as Kwajo explained.
Jordan is not one of the greats. He is the great.
thanks for collecting the videos... i love that sort of thing!
not sure what those other guys are babbling about but what the hell i'll add to the fun:
jordan was a frail shell of a man with moderate physical gifts. he was by most accounts a lucky guy in the right place at the right time and was surrounded by people who protected him and helped create the michael jordan 'mystique and illusion'.
outwardly he was strong and competitive but inwardly he was an emotional wreck. every day before practice or before a game he spent about an hour in phil jackson's office being pep-talked and reassured so that he was able to go out and perform. when phil wasn't around scotty pippen or tex winter had to perform these duties, which both men quickly came to dread. a few times nobody could summon up the energy to pep-talk jordan and as a result he refused to leave jackson's office, even if it meant missing the game. that meant some excuse had to be concocted (usually a sprain or mild injury) to cover jordan's absence. jordan also had the tendency to burst into tears and throw tantrums in practice- as a result of this one player and one assistant coach were assigned the job of watching him closely at all times during game situations. when they spotted the warning signs of a jordan meltdown they had to throw themselves into action, either getting a timeout called, starting an altercation with the other team, or anything possible to temporarily deflect attention away from jordan. naturally these men were paid well for this duty, on average about 150% of their normal contract. even so the turnover rate was very high- almost nobody lasted a full season in this position.
there, that was fun. :D
was that a video for retards? that's like kindergarten basketball.
wait until he releases his second volume he'll teach us to do these moves
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ch835Zi1E"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ch835Zi1E[/URL]
Welcome to ISH, I liked them, pretty good videos.
"You just gave StarJordan great jerking-off material."
No offence to StarJordan but this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.
[QUOTE=kwajo]Michael Jordan is by far the most overrated player in the history of sport. He never won a single thing he didn't pay for, every one of his championships was bought by the mafia, the guy had no game at all, and he was as anti-clutch as Kobe Bryant. Jordan couldn't carry Drexler's jockstrap, let alone a beast like Rick Barry.
I spit in the face of anyone who dares argue. Jordan is scum, Jordan is worse than scum, he's the 90's version of Ryan Bowen.[/QUOTE]
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very last threat, had to resurrect it
[QUOTE=kwajo]Michael Jordan is by far the most overrated player in the history of sport. He never won a single thing he didn't pay for, every one of his championships was bought by the mafia, the guy had no game at all, and he was as anti-clutch as Kobe Bryant. Jordan couldn't carry Drexler's jockstrap, let alone a beast like Rick Barry.
I spit in the face of anyone who dares argue. Jordan is scum, Jordan is worse than scum, he's the 90's version of Ryan Bowen.[/QUOTE]
are u high or just stupid?the mafia paid for jordan to win six championships?lol ok sure in order for the mafia to do that...they would have had to...............................................pay reggie miller and his pacers which gave jordan and the bulls all they had for like two or three straight years in the playoffs......................penny hardaway and shaq in orlando which gave the bulls problems........and the knicks................the pistons................................................u see where this list is going?aint no way mafia got that much power sorry bum u reaching now.stick to watching baseball or soccer cuz u clearly dont understand basketball bum
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Hey man, that guy was trolling.
He's probably not even go to see that post... This thread 6 years old !! I don't think he's that active of a poster anymore.