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FultzNationRISE
05-29-2023, 10:34 PM
He’s 8-21 with 8 turnovers in a conference finals game 7. And considering he was first team all nba and is apparently eligible to get the biggest contract in sports history, he is unequivocally the most overrated player in the game today.

But its not his fault. Mazzulla is southern italian. Udoka is north african. Doc is lightskin.

Brown made it clear he needs a coach who is BLACK black. And the Celtics have failed him.

Who is the best available black coach that can be brought in to unlock Jaylen Brown?

Wally450
05-29-2023, 10:38 PM
Who does he need, LeBron James?

FultzNationRISE
05-29-2023, 10:40 PM
Who does he need, LeBron James?

^ This guy gets it ;)

tpols
05-29-2023, 10:47 PM
:lol

He needs Wesley snipes at coach with the uniform from blade runner.

FultzNationRISE
05-29-2023, 11:03 PM
:lol

He needs Wesley snipes at coach with the uniform from blade runner.


:lol

BarberSchool
05-30-2023, 12:58 AM
Scalabrine

bdonovan
05-30-2023, 04:53 AM
After the Celtics' white front office's inexplicable meltdown to Udoka's consensual relations with a white woman, they have to have someone who's at least half white as coach, regardless of Brown's skin tone preferences.

On a more serious note, Brown didn't fail the Celtics, except taking too many shots. Credit the Heat's stellar team defense and the Celtics refusal to play as a team.

ArbitraryWater
05-30-2023, 05:18 AM
got 2 useless steals in the last 4-5 mins to make that line look better

90sgoat
05-30-2023, 05:34 AM
:coleman:

90sgoat
05-30-2023, 05:35 AM
After the Celtics' white front office's inexplicable meltdown to Udoka's consensual relations with a white woman, they have to have someone who's at least half white as coach, regardless of Brown's skin tone preferences.

On a more serious note, Brown didn't fail the Celtics, except taking too many shots. Credit the Heat's stellar team defense and the Celtics refusal to play as a team.

The real test of whether someone is a racist or not is how they react when a black guy steals their girl.

If you're an anti-racist, you let them have sex with your wife, shut up and ask if you can sit in the corner and watch.

JohnMax
05-30-2023, 09:01 AM
Celtics last 6 Finals appearances have been with black head coaches.

Miami's last 6 Finals appearances have been with Eric Spoelstra.

We have 4 biracial head coaches in Kidd, Udoka, Mazula, and Spoelstra.

Jasper
05-30-2023, 09:22 AM
bobby portis for Brown straight up

FultzNationRISE
05-30-2023, 09:37 AM
bobby portis for Brown straight up

How black is Bucks new HC Adrian Griffin?

Is he is an acceptable degree of black to be coaching the irreplaceable Jaylen Brown?

bdonovan
05-30-2023, 09:47 AM
The real test of whether someone is a racist or not is how they react when a black guy steals their girl.

If you're an anti-racist, you let them have sex with your wife, shut up and ask if you can sit in the corner and watch.

Is this really relevant?

FultzNationRISE
05-30-2023, 10:56 AM
After the Celtics' white front office's inexplicable meltdown to Udoka's consensual relations with a white woman, they have to have someone who's at least half white as coach, regardless of Brown's skin tone preferences.

On a more serious note, Brown didn't fail the Celtics, except taking too many shots. Credit the Heat's stellar team defense and the Celtics refusal to play as a team.

You keep twisting the account of this to fit your obvious agenda.

The reports said after she ended it he continued sending unwelcomed texts, and thats what caused the penalty/reaction.

Why cant you just accept Udoka being held accountable for a mistake?

Why are you desperately cramming a victim narrative into this?

Oh right. You think Giannis bleaches his skin to get fewer foul calls because theres a referee conspiracy to help white players blah blah.

I forgot. Youre simply deranged.

Im Still Ballin
05-30-2023, 11:15 AM
I think it may have been two women. There were rumors that one was an executive or the owner's spouse. Something like that.

HoopologyPhD
05-30-2023, 12:47 PM
Paging Forest Whitaker