Kblaze8855
03-11-2022, 11:08 AM
They want our planet but their laws dictate they must allow a fair competition before taking it by force. They pretend it’s about honor but there are rumors it’s really because their government has based their entire economy on the intergalactic sports rights to view the competitions they have with each planet. We are being forced into the ultimate high stakes tournament which will be televised across the galaxy complete with sponsors and all that.
They lay out a format.
Three sports of your planets choosing. A seven game series in each with a one half game exhibition before it to determine home court advantage(more on that later). They win 2 of three and they conquer Earth. We win 2 of 3 they leave forever and supply us with space traveling technology and of course a way to subscribe globally to the Intergalactic Cable Network to take the sting off their L by getting humans to subscribe by the billion.
They let earth choose the order of the three matchups so we can lead with whatever we think our best category is if we want. They will provide use of their time machines to pull anyone we want from history to build a team for each sport.
The earth chooses soccer, basketball, and cricket after holding off an American push to make the third sport American football. It is decided the order will be Soccer played first and then basketball. We get series 2 which can either doom or save humanity for one more try with cricket depending on the outcome of series 1.
To build the roster many the final selections will be made by an all time panel of executives and coaches but they have decided a matter this important must have public input. A test is given to determine true fanhood and allow you access to vote on the fan choices which will be 20 percent of the final voting power mixed with 80% “experts” to submit a final roster.
Since they use time travel there is no one set of rules that would be fair to all times and this is what the exhibition game is for.
A large wheel with all 75 years of nba ball on it is to be spun by the ceo of a corporate sponsor(of course) to land on a season which will have its rules mirrored in the exhibition game that determines home court.
Winner chooses rules and location for games 1,3,5, and 7 all played with supposedly unbiased officials half earth based half intergalactic.
You don’t know what rules the aliens want. Maybe some 70s shit where this is a carry every time:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/KlutzyCloseEelelephant-size_restricted.gif
Maybe the time with 3 to make 2 free throws, or legal offensive goaltending, or no flagrant fouls or maybe they love the modern game. No way to be sure.
All you know of the intergalactic team is that it’s made of 15 beings who have never played the sport but will travel back in time to practice for 10 years. You are told none of them will exceed human potential in any way. Nobody will be larger, stronger, or faster than anyone in the nba has ever been. They make no promises you won’t get 15 7’7” creatures the speed of Allen Iverson but generally….that nothing outside the realm of human potential will be on the court.
Where Im going is clear….
Give me your 15 man roster to save the earth. You won’t know the rules for the exhibition seeding game. Could be 1951 rules or 2019. You have 32 years that wouldn’t even have a 3 point line. May or may not have hand checking.
You have to build a roster to play any style asked vs unknown talent and practice together for one year before the exhibition game this day in 2023 led by one coach and two assistants of your choice.
Give me your ultimate consequences unknown rules squad and tell me who coaches it.
Sounds like a lot of work but we both know you have like 3 point guards in mind already.
Im gonna put way too much thought into it and make my list later.
They lay out a format.
Three sports of your planets choosing. A seven game series in each with a one half game exhibition before it to determine home court advantage(more on that later). They win 2 of three and they conquer Earth. We win 2 of 3 they leave forever and supply us with space traveling technology and of course a way to subscribe globally to the Intergalactic Cable Network to take the sting off their L by getting humans to subscribe by the billion.
They let earth choose the order of the three matchups so we can lead with whatever we think our best category is if we want. They will provide use of their time machines to pull anyone we want from history to build a team for each sport.
The earth chooses soccer, basketball, and cricket after holding off an American push to make the third sport American football. It is decided the order will be Soccer played first and then basketball. We get series 2 which can either doom or save humanity for one more try with cricket depending on the outcome of series 1.
To build the roster many the final selections will be made by an all time panel of executives and coaches but they have decided a matter this important must have public input. A test is given to determine true fanhood and allow you access to vote on the fan choices which will be 20 percent of the final voting power mixed with 80% “experts” to submit a final roster.
Since they use time travel there is no one set of rules that would be fair to all times and this is what the exhibition game is for.
A large wheel with all 75 years of nba ball on it is to be spun by the ceo of a corporate sponsor(of course) to land on a season which will have its rules mirrored in the exhibition game that determines home court.
Winner chooses rules and location for games 1,3,5, and 7 all played with supposedly unbiased officials half earth based half intergalactic.
You don’t know what rules the aliens want. Maybe some 70s shit where this is a carry every time:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/KlutzyCloseEelelephant-size_restricted.gif
Maybe the time with 3 to make 2 free throws, or legal offensive goaltending, or no flagrant fouls or maybe they love the modern game. No way to be sure.
All you know of the intergalactic team is that it’s made of 15 beings who have never played the sport but will travel back in time to practice for 10 years. You are told none of them will exceed human potential in any way. Nobody will be larger, stronger, or faster than anyone in the nba has ever been. They make no promises you won’t get 15 7’7” creatures the speed of Allen Iverson but generally….that nothing outside the realm of human potential will be on the court.
Where Im going is clear….
Give me your 15 man roster to save the earth. You won’t know the rules for the exhibition seeding game. Could be 1951 rules or 2019. You have 32 years that wouldn’t even have a 3 point line. May or may not have hand checking.
You have to build a roster to play any style asked vs unknown talent and practice together for one year before the exhibition game this day in 2023 led by one coach and two assistants of your choice.
Give me your ultimate consequences unknown rules squad and tell me who coaches it.
Sounds like a lot of work but we both know you have like 3 point guards in mind already.
Im gonna put way too much thought into it and make my list later.