Should we call Lebron "Vino" becuase of how well he has aged, like a fine wine?

[FultzNationRISE]

As long as nobody else has been given this nickname, I think we could definitely roll with it.

Keep in mind if anybody ever gave it to themselves, that doesnt count and we can ignore it.

But has anybody been properly DUBBED Vino by the basketball public?

If not I think we oughtta give it to Bron.


Go get em, LeVino :cheers:

[FilmyCogTurner]

I was thinking Old Milwaukee but whatever floats your boat

[Gohan]

I was thinking lewhopper cause he melts like maltballs

[GrayGoat]

LeVino!

[bullettooth]

https://i.postimg.cc/vHzkfKrn/suck.gif

[GrayGoat]

As long as nobody else has been given this nickname, I think we could definitely roll with it.

Keep in mind if anybody ever gave it to themselves, that doesnt count and we can ignore it.

But has anybody been properly DUBBED Vino by the basketball public?

If not I think we oughtta give it to Bron.


Go get em, LeVino :cheers:

Op I think you are on to something

[warriorfan]

LeCarloRossi

[HunterSThompson]

Kobe = Vino

Lebron = Brain & Nerve Tonic

https://i.ibb.co/Bt4J6Yv/Screenshot-20220125-182108-Gallery.jpg

[Full Court]

Meh. I'm just gonna keep calling him Lebum.

[bison]

we should call him leche (LeChe), which is spanish for milk, as he ages similarly to the beverage.

[GrayGoat]

we should call him leche (LeChe), which is spanish for milk, as he ages similarly to the beverage.

And Kobe aged like a meth head

[No Sir]

Y’all remember when Kobe fans tried to give that nickname to him and then he turned into the worst player in the league the next 3 seasons:oldlol:

[Spurs m8]

Nah, LeBarry is good for me

[Johnny32]

Y’all remember when Kobe fans tried to give that nickname to him and then he turned into the worst player in the league the next 3 seasons:oldlol:

they got it from kobe. dude named himself garter snake bryant or something.

[FireDavidKahn]

He just somehow keeps getting better

[TheGoatest]

LeBarry suits him well,
As in short for LeBarrySandersAndEmmittSmithAtOnce :applause:

[Full Court]

El Queso would also be good.










Because he turned his team into a stinky cheese.

[GrayGoat]

El Queso would also be good.







Because he turned his team into a stinky cheese.

More like el patron because he’s the boss of your existence

[Full Court]

More like el patron because he’s the boss of your existence

Funny you should say that, seeing how you're the one who dangles from his nutz. Being obsessed with anyone is pathetic, but if you're going to be obsessed with a basketball player, you could at least pick one who's not a chronic loser. You should set higher standards for yourself. That's a free life lesson.

[GrayGoat]

Funny you should say that, seeing how you're the one who dangles from his nutz. Being obsessed with anyone is pathetic, but if you're going to be obsessed with a basketball player, you could at least pick one who's not a chronic loser. You should set higher standards for yourself. That's a free life lesson.

That’s a meltdown

[Spurs m8]

Funny you should say that, seeing how you're the one who dangles from his nutz. Being obsessed with anyone is pathetic, but if you're going to be obsessed with a basketball player, you could at least pick one who's not a chronic loser. You should set higher standards for yourself. That's a free life lesson.

Damn

:roll:

[GrayGoat]

Damn

:roll:

In every LeBron thread

[Full Court]

That’s a meltdown

"meltdown"

The reply of the low IQ when they get burned and have no intelligent comeback. You see it a lot from the Bronies.

:lebroncry:

[3ba11]

.
Lebron's game and career in layman's terms


Iverson, Kidd, Dwight and 07' Lebron won the East with 1-star teams, so a good team wasn't needed to win the East most years, while Lebron was lottery out West without AD.. People forget that the 18' Cavs had the best sidekick the conference, while previous runs with super-teams provided an experience edge that was unmatched - they had a 2-star team of veteran champions against young, 0-star opponents... The East was simply weak while Lebron could only win out West as "pippen" - AD led the Lakers in scoring for regular season and playoffs, while elevating the Lakers' defense from worst to first.

The stats confirm that Lebron cannot carry teams - Lebron never carried bed-wetting sidekicks over top 5 SRS teams (no carry-jobs against good teams in 2 decades) and he can't beat maximum defensive attention on the highest level (never carried scoring load while winning a Finals).

Lebron's inability to carry teams stems from his lack of elite jumpshooting skill (no off-ball/pure scoring or running off screens), which makes his high scoring levels too ball dominant and predictable to beat good teams (09'), or too inefficient at the extra jumpshooting volume (15').

Ultimately, he never evolved out of ball-dominant offenses that revolve around him, so he never learned to elevate teammates beyond spot-up roles.. Since he can't elevate teammates, he never learned how to win (organic chemistry) and therefore needed to team-hop (talent-based winning).. Talent-based winning loses to organic ball movement, so Lebron has a lottery record against the Spurs, Mavs, and Warriors.

[warriorfan]

2012 lockout season vs low iq 23 year old chokers, asterisk ring
2013 Lebron brick, Bosh rebound, Ray allen bang, asterisk
2016 Adam Silver tampering, asterisk
2020 bubble exhibition games, carried by AD, asterisk

2011 colluded with 2 of the top 4 PER in the league and promised 7+ chips only to get outscored in the NBA Finals by Jason Terry despite Terry playing 67 less minutes. -1 ring

Lebron has -1 rings right now.

[kawhileonard2]

LeBarry suits him well,
As in short for LeBarrySandersAndEmmittSmithAtOnce :applause:

Lebronze James for his bronze medals.

[Spurs m8]

2012 lockout season vs low iq 23 year old chokers, asterisk ring
2013 Lebron brick, Bosh rebound, Ray allen bang, asterisk
2016 Adam Silver tampering, asterisk
2020 bubble exhibition games, carried by AD, asterisk

2011 colluded with 2 of the top 4 PER in the league and promised 7+ chips only to get outscored in the NBA Finals by Jason Terry despite Terry playing 67 less minutes. -1 ring

Lebron has -1 rings right now.

Exactly this.

Legit can't get 1 single respectable ring

[TheGoatest]

That’s a meltdown

:oldlol:

LeMeltdownInstigator

[Full Court]

:oldlol:

LeMeltdownInstigator

^Guy that uses alts to reply to himself is at it again.

:lebroncry:

[hold this L]

https://www.nba.com/stats/players/advanced/?sort=DEF_RATING&dir=1&CF=MIN*G*20&Season=2021-22&SeasonType=Regular%20Season&TeamID=1610612747

Worst defender on his team. His incredible offensive numbers make a bit more sense when see that he's giving zero effort on defense.

[TheGoatest]

^Guy that uses alts to reply to himself is at it again.

:lebroncry:

Meltdown within a meltdown.

Melt-ception

:oldlol:

[bullettooth]

https://i.postimg.cc/1XmVJs6Z/LeFail.jpg

[Spurs m8]

https://www.nba.com/stats/players/advanced/?sort=DEF_RATING&dir=1&CF=MIN*G*20&Season=2021-22&SeasonType=Regular%20Season&TeamID=1610612747

Worst defender on his team. His incredible offensive numbers make a bit more sense when see that he's giving zero effort on defense.

This isn't surprising.

The dudes effort has been atrocious

So flat footed and isn't interested in defending...doesn't get him stats

[Full Court]

Meltdown within a meltdown.

Melt-ception

:oldlol:

Yep. The go-to response of the unintelligent. ^

Right on cue.

[GrayGoat]

Yep. The go-to response of the unintelligent. ^

Right on cue.
Meltdown

[Full Court]

Meltdown

Low IQ ^

[Spurs m8]

Yep. The go-to response of the unintelligent. ^

Right on cue.

Meltception bro :cry:

[Full Court]

Meltception bro :cry:

Lol