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ArbitraryWater
05-07-2021, 09:45 AM
If we remember his thread last year, he said something like this:


"I have dwelt the past 149 days in the seclusion of a temple deep in the Mayanmar jungle, where I sought to climb the ladder of enlightenment, and to traverse the border between perception and reality. My days were filled with ceaseless mystical meditations; my nights spent in slumbers of unprecedented depth, yielding dreams of such vivid detail and revelation they have permanently amended my consciousness.

It was within this time and place, and the consequence of this pursuit, whereupon I fully ascertained the truth about the world around us.



Many of you know that the Mayan calendar famously ended in the year 2012. And after that... it mysteriously discontinued.

For years and years, since first being drafted to the worst team in the Eastern Conference, Lebron James moved mountains. He won MVP awards, he shattered records, he single handedly raised the market value of players, coaches, and entire franchises, and the league itself. But he did not win a championship.

If you're familiar with Murphy's Law, it is a natural phenomenon which dictates that in a logical, consistent, ordinary world... everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Lebron was recognized as the most talented player of all time, but year after year he was thwarted by fate. His franchise would make non-sequitur moves like signing unthinkably washed 'marquee' names like Shaq and Ben Wallace.

This is how the world is supposed to treat the brilliantly gifted. It is supposed to block them. To put impenetrable obstacles in their way. To prevent the "sensible" outcome where the best person or action achieves the best result. This is Murphy's Law.
*post on how to weep out the sheep and easy thinkers. it was made to be complex. test of human intelligence.

In 2012, the Mayan calendar began running short of days. The calendar was less thicc than every year previously, because for the first time in history, a year would be truncated. As Lebron James carried his Heat through a phenomenal regular season of brilliance, overcoming the immense adversity of the 2011 finals debacle, there was something manifest about his path. The playoffs began and they tore through them with a ferocity ramped up even from their regular season. As the playoffs progressed, Lebron was out of control. He was the same guy, yet... different.

Meanwhile, the pages kept flipping on the calendar, but its cardboard backing was moving swiftly to the fore with each turn.

And finally... on the day Lebron James won his first National Basketball Association championship, which confirmed forever his legacy as the GOAT basketball player, or his "third leg"acy if you will.... the vaunted and infamous Mayan Calendar ran out of days.


What does that mean?

This is where it gets deep.
We're all familiar with Leap Year, of course. Every four revolutions around the sun, the Earth must "borrow" a day in February to keep our calendars consistent. To maintain harmony.

The Mayan Calendar ran out in 2012, because that was the final year in which our dimension of reality could maintain itself without having to "borrow" from another dimension. We are now in a fundamentally altered dimensional calendar, a shift which the Mayans predicated.

Proof:

After Lebron won his chip in 2012, what was the absolute most unthinkable scenario you could predict at that point? "Well gee, now that Lebron finally broke through with Miami, and he's got Wade and Bosh, and Riles pulling the strings, I think he's gonna go back to lowly Cleveland. And then I think he's gonna drag a team of playoff virgins to a 3-1 comeback against a 73 win team in the Finals."

Imagine actually saying that to someone in 2012. IMAGINE IT. You would be roasted. People would have literally said to you, "Yeah, that'll happen, just as soon as a notorious philanderer and reality television star, part-time WWE wrestler becomes President of the United States "

As in 2016... they both happened.
LeBron & the Cavs win the Finals, from 3-1 down against the record 73-win Warriors

The Cubs win their first World Series in 108 years, also coming back from a 3-1 deficit

Donald Trump wins the election and becomes president

Why?

Because in 2016 we borrowed a year from an alternate dimension. It was not a year which was consistent with our knowledge of reality in 2015, 2014, 2013 etc. It was borrowed from another dimension.

January 2020.


Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash.

Soon thereafter, for the first time in history, the NBA unthinkably shuts down due to a global health pandemic.

These are things that don't happen in our familiar dimension of reality. But they are now happening every four years. Because what we are experiencing is not simply a typical "leap year," where we borrow an extra day to satisfy our temporal calendars. We are now in a cycle where we experience a "warp year" after every four revolutions around the sun, in which we borrow a dimension to satisfy our existential calendars.


And it all started with Lebron's ascent to the top as the Mayan calendar expired.

This convergence of circumstances produced a fissure in reality itself and created a shifted paradigm in the tectonic plates of consciousness.





"Oh, but FultzNationRise, youre just making all of this up. That's a cute little story and all, but it's easy to put the pieces together at a certain angle in hindsight. This is merely a twisted coincidence."



Okay.

Well tell me.




What year did Lebron get this?

https://scontent.ftxl3-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/52420895_10156955733563416_805030304682082304_n.pn g?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=6I8hM7GAhL4AX_Klx90&_nc_ht=scontent.ftxl3-2.fna&oh=c9f29f9fbf88c8608ece6d8ba97a0905&oe=60BB2524

EXACTLY."



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FultzNationRISE
05-07-2021, 09:59 AM
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ArbitraryWater
05-07-2021, 11:32 AM
we drinkin' Bud Light?

dankok8
05-07-2021, 11:37 AM
You guys are cultists! What the hell is wrong with you?!?

ArbitraryWater
05-07-2021, 11:37 AM
You guys are cultists! What the hell is wrong with you?!?

?!?!

@starface whats this guy talking about?!

FultzNationRISE
05-07-2021, 11:49 AM
?!?!

@starface whats this guy talking about?!

Well, he’s just a little slow in realizing the truth that all reality actually revolves around Lebron.

It takes people different lengths of time to achieve enlightenment. But we all get there eventually.