Rudy “Toody” Gobert: feasts on scrubs, helpless against elite bigs.

[RRR3]

Good god is this guy overrated :oldlol:


Bam was getting open midrange jumpers all day against French Hibbert.

[RRR3]

https://youtu.be/oPvjxgagrbE


Bam bullying Toody under the rim :biggums:


No one respects Croissant Capela.

[RRR3]

https://i.ibb.co/B6bhsZg/7-C46-D876-9-F63-4-F5-A-B50-D-822-F9-DB1-B5-D0.jpg

[Xiao Yao You]

and he did this at least a couple times. That's what great players do when they face each other. They make plays.

https://twitter.com/utahjazz/status/1365494431973924866

[RRR3]

and he did this at least a couple times. That's what great players do when they face each other. They make plays.

https://twitter.com/utahjazz/status/1365494431973924866
He was invisible when it counted no one cares about a random block when Bam decisively outplayed him on both ends.

[Xiao Yao You]

https://stathead.com/basketball/h2h_finder.cgi?request=1&player_id1=adebaba01&player_id2=goberru01#stats

Looks about like the Embiid one. Shot 40% against Rudy while Rudy dominated at both ends. Bam is certainly relieved he won't have to face him again until next year

[Xiao Yao You]

https://stathead.com/basketball/h2h_finder.cgi?request=1&player_id1=goberru01&player_id2=allenja01#stats

Allen a minor role player not even worth mentioning

[coin24]

Glad you agree with yourself soytits

[RRR3]

Imagine being reduced to bragging about what Gobert did against Bam back when Bam was a 20/21 year old role player :lol

Bam isn’t even necessarily in his prime yet he’s only 23 and he clearly demonstrated why he’s the 3rd best center in the league last night. I knew you’d be upset after Bam outplayed your hero but try to stay grounded in reality. Bam is better and it’s time for you to accept that. Toody should be compared to the likes of Myles Turner not offensive studs like Bam.

[Xiao Yao You]

https://stathead.com/basketball/h2h_finder.cgi?request=1&player_id1=vucevni01&player_id2=goberru01#stats

Tonite's matchup is 42%. Seeing a common theme here.

[RRR3]

Weiner uncle virgin diapers Simon soytits
:lol

[Xiao Yao You]

Imagine being reduced to bragging about what Gobert did against Bam back when Bam was a 20/21 year old role player :lol

Bam isn’t even necessarily in his prime yet he’s only 23 and he clearly demonstrated why he’s the 3rd best center in the league last night. I knew you’d be upset after Bam outplayed your hero but try to stay grounded in reality. Bam is better and it’s time for you to accept that. Toody should be compared to the likes of Myles Turner not offensive studs like Bam.

He's only compared to all NBA and DPOTY

[RRR3]

https://stathead.com/basketball/h2h_finder.cgi?request=1&player_id1=vucevni01&player_id2=goberru01#stats

Tonite's matchup is 42%. Seeing a common theme here.
Why don’t you post the stats against Jokic?


We all know you’re petrified to bring that one up.

[Xiao Yao You]

https://www.landofbasketball.com/games_between/rudy_gobert_vs_nikola_jokic.htm

12-11

[Xiao Yao You]

God I wish he'd show up once in a while he might be better than 3rd team all NBA and DPOTY!

[RRR3]

https://www.landofbasketball.com/games_between/rudy_gobert_vs_nikola_jokic.htm

12-11
Playoffs: Jokic 26.3 PPG on god tier efficiency versus Croissant Capela

Last game they met: Jokic 47 points and the W


Rudy turns into Doody against Jokic :(

[Wally450]

I'm the third person in this thread.

[RRR3]

I'm the third person in this thread.
Fourth. You forgot Shew although I guess he’s kinda subhuman.

[red1]

heat 5th seed now even though they were decimated by covid early


god bless the east :roll:

[coin24]

Fourth. You forgot Shew although I guess he’s kinda subhuman.

Get a job you sloth

[RRR3]

Get a job you sloth
https://i.ibb.co/rHrBrkW/DB9-ACD7-B-9580-41-AC-AFA0-8-B3-FE93177-A8.png





:yaohappy:


Imagine trying to act tough on the internet when you look like THIS :roll:

[coin24]

Imagine making that lame pic and replying to yourself all day haha what a sad existence :roll::roll:

[RRR3]

Shew’s day consists of playing soggy sao, having uncle change his diapers and desperately following me and Proctor around in a sad attempt at getting some semblance of human interaction.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

https://youtu.be/oPvjxgagrbE


Bam bullying Toody under the rim :biggums:


No one respects Croissant Capela.

https://media.tenor.com/images/27530c5355f841509db8e8f72a978b97/tenor.gif

Rudy Toody Fruity Pebbles

Naw I like Goberts game! :lol High impact defender and understands his role. I mean, I also get why you're trolling this crazy fanboy.

[Xiao Yao You]

Playoffs: Jokic 26.3 PPG on god tier efficiency versus Croissant Capela

Last game they met: Jokic 47 points and the W


Rudy turns into Doody against Jokic :(

12-11 and the Nuggets were the better team the past two years

[RRR3]

12-11 and the Nuggets were the better team the past two years
What happened in the playoffs?

[Xiao Yao You]

What happened in the playoffs?

They got beat by the favorite. That's what usually happens :facepalm

[RRR3]

They got beat by the favorite. That's what usually happens :facepalm
How come Toody couldn’t even limit Jokic? He’s supposedly the best defender in the league and Jokic barbecued him.

[hold this L]

https://youtu.be/oPvjxgagrbE


Bam bullying Toody under the rim :biggums:


No one respects Croissant Capela.

https://pa1.narvii.com/7420/3956c67b323d27271bb6d2ca62f1878668ce065fr1-480-309_hq.gif

d a m n

[BigShotBob]

Croissant Capela....needed that laugh. This is why I come here.

[Manny98]

https://stathead.com/basketball/h2h_finder.cgi?request=1&player_id1=goberru01&player_id2=allenja01#stats

Allen a minor role player not even worth mentioning
Meltdown

Allen literally destroyed your boy last time they played, completely embarrassed him in front of everyone

Nobody cares that Rudy beat him a couple of times when he was 19 years old, focus on the present

[Spurs m8]

Does he get locked up by Davis Bertans in critical moments though?

[FireDavidKahn]

https://youtu.be/oPvjxgagrbE


Bam bullying Toody under the rim :biggums:


No one respects Croissant Capela.

Croissant Capela?

Elite nickname:roll:

[Xiao Yao You]

Meltdown

Allen literally destroyed your boy last time they played, completely embarrassed him in front of everyone

Nobody cares that Rudy beat him a couple of times when he was 19 years old, focus on the present

The present? Like the best team in basketball you mean? :cheers:

[Manny98]

https://youtu.be/1LrEvPB4Hzw

[Xiao Yao You]

sad to have to live on one game. Rudy has 6 plus years of domination

[ShawkFactory]

sad to have to live on one game. Rudy has 6 plus years of domination
Relax

[RRR3]

sad to have to live on one game. Rudy has 6 plus years of domination
“6 years of domination” but he just made his second career all-star game :oldlol:

[dankok8]

Still a monster defensively...

[coin24]

Shew’s day consists of playing soggy sao, having uncle change his diapers and desperately following me and Proctor around in a sad attempt at getting some semblance of human interaction.


1: you are proctor you sad f@ggot
2: projecting, you live on here and have no life
3: you just copy every insult thrown your way like a lonely sad cu-nt


But yeah, sit on here all day replying to yourself you’re fooling everyone!!

[Xiao Yao You]

“6 years of domination” but he just made his second career all-star game :oldlol:

Should be 4. The all star game is one of the last things I'd look at. Conley obviously deserved it this year.

[Manny98]

sad to have to live on one game. Rudy has 6 plus years of domination
Cool but right now Allen is better

Higher PER and WS/48

[Xiao Yao You]

Cool but right now Allen is better

Higher PER and WS/48

offensively he's been Rudy like. Defensively it's not close

[GreatHILL]

Should be 4. The all star game is one of the last things I'd look at. Conley obviously deserved it this year.

conley ? lmao yeah right


CHRIS PAUL is the best point guard in the WEST!!! :pimp:

[Manny98]

offensively he's been Rudy like. Defensively it's not close

Allen is way better than Rudy offensively

He can actually shoot the basketball and is way more efficient

He is also developing a decent post game something your boy still can't do effectively

All Rudy can do on offense is set screens and rim run

[Xiao Yao You]

conley ? lmao yeah right


CHRIS PAUL is the best point guard in the WEST!!! :pimp:

Maybe. Conley deserved to be there. He's the main reason the Jazz went from good to great

[Xiao Yao You]

Allen is way better than Rudy offensively

He can actually shoot the basketball and is way more efficient

He is also developing a decent post game something your boy still can't do effectively

All Rudy can do on offense is set screens and rim run

the numbers show he's been very Rudy like offensively. Not sure how he could be way better. You forgot offensive rebounding. What else does he need to do? He does everything that is needed for him to do for his top 5 offense

[Manny98]

the numbers show he's been very Rudy like offensively. Not sure how he could be way better. You forgot offensive rebounding. What else does he need to do? He does everything that is needed for him to do for his top 5 offense

ORTG - Allen 137, Rudy 125
OBPM - Allen 4.3, Rudy 1.8

So Allen is way better, he also averages more offensive rebounds

[RRR3]

Vucevic 34. Another skilled big dominates against Toody.

[highwhey]

Maybe. Conley deserved to be there. He's the main reason the Jazz went from good to great

what makes this jazz team great?

[Xiao Yao You]

Maybe. Conley deserved to be there. He's the main reason the Jazz went from good to great

what makes this jazz team great?

27-7. top 5 offense and defense. Most wins aren't close. Almost 10 ppg more on offense than they give up. Where ya been?

[highwhey]

[QUOTE=highwhey;14262495]

27-7. top 5 offense and defense. Most wins aren't close. Almost 10 ppg more on offense than they give up. Where ya been?

so a regular season record makes them great?

weren't you the one spewing all this talk about how the only thing that matter is playoffs?


:roll:

[Tycriss]

Vucevic 34. Another skilled big dominates against Toody.

13pts : 5/14 fg (35.7%) with 3/4 in 3pm on Rudy !
21pts : 9/10 fg (90%) on O'neale and Favors lol

[Xiao Yao You]

13pts : 5/14 fg (35.7%) with 3/4 in 3pm on Rudy !
21pts : 9/10 fg (90%) on O'neale and Favors lol

someone that doesn't just look at a boxscore! :applause:

[WayOfWad3]

13pts : 5/14 fg (35.7%) with 3/4 in 3pm on Rudy !
21pts : 9/10 fg (90%) on O'neale and Favors lol

Dam dude, don’t do him like that lol

[Xiao Yao You]

https://www.ksl.com/article/50116222/from-the-comments-quin-snyder-said-utah-wasnt-allowed-to-be-tired--joe-ingles-was-anyway


According to NBA.com, Vucevic scored just 13 of his 34 points when Gobert was his primary defender. He shot just 5-of-14 from the field and just 2-of-10 from inside the 3-point line — so it's safe to safe to say Gobert got a hand up most of the time.
As for everyone else — that's a different story.
Vucevic feasted on anyone that wasn't a 7-foot-1 two-time Defensive Player of the Year. When not guarded by Gobert, Vucevic scored 21 points on 9-of-12 shooting and was 6-of-8 from inside the arc.


but keep watching those box scores! :facepalm

[RRR3]

Xiao's love for Rudy is insane. Dedicating his life to dickriding Toody :lol

[GOBB]

$200mil for overrated errrrrrr hard screens and defense. Yikes. Guy is a baby offensively. Needs to be spoon fed.

[AirBonner]

Theis > Toody

[RRR3]

Theis > Toody
Certainly better on offense.

[Xiao Yao You]

Certainly better on offense.

He was 5th in offensive rating last year. Too bad Rudy is #1 all time :cheers:

[RRR3]

He was 5th in offensive rating last year. Too bad Rudy is #1 all time :cheers:
That stat doesn’t measure offensive impact, but you’re too stupid to know that.

[Xiao Yao You]

That stat doesn’t measure offensive impact, but you’re too stupid to know that.

it's the only one Theis has ever been ranked in so I what else am I suppose to use? Many stats to show Rudy's impact.

[RRR3]

Brutalized so badly by Bam Adebayo Snyder had to put in Whiteside down the stretch :biggums:

[Xiao Yao You]

Brutalized so badly by Bam Adebayo Snyder had to put in Whiteside down the stretch :biggums:

He didn't put Whiteside in. He kept him in. He always comes in at that point. If you actually watched games instead of just trolling Utah game threads you'd know that you POS

[RRR3]

He didn't put Whiteside in. He kept him in. He always comes in at that point. If you actually watched games instead of just trolling Utah game threads you'd know that you POS
Look how worked up I have you. You’re minutes away from hoping for another Mitchell injury :eek:

[Xiao Yao You]

Look how worked up I have you. You’re minutes away from hoping for another Mitchell injury :eek:

keep making shit up asshole

[RRR3]

keep making shit up asshole
Yesterday was hard for you :(. Did you cry when COTY benched Toody?

[Xiao Yao You]

Yesterday was hard for you :(. Did you cry when COTY benched Toody?

no Im an adult. I don't troll people on a message board

[RRR3]

no Im an adult. I don't troll people on a message board
Sure, Xiao, that’s why you constantly say troll things like Rudy is the MVP.

[Xiao Yao You]

Sure, Xiao, that’s why you constantly say troll things like Rudy is the MVP.

again something I never said douche

[RRR3]

again something I never said douche
This is what you always do. Heavily imply something ridiculous but don’t outright say it so you have plausible deniability when someone confronts you on it. Real yellow-bellied stuff. Also you seem really mad. Toody’s dreadful performance still got you worked up?

[Xiao Yao You]

This is what you always do. Heavily imply something ridiculous but don’t outright say it so you have plausible deniability when someone confronts you on it. Real yellow-bellied stuff. Also you seem really mad. Toody’s dreadful performance still got you worked up?

someone else started a Rudy for MVP discussion. I posted there. There's a difference between reality and trolling. Not sure you can tell the difference **** face

[RRR3]

someone else started a Rudy for MVP discussion. I posted there. There's a difference between reality and trolling. Not sure you can tell the difference **** face
Why are you so upset? Can’t handle the truth about your hero? Mitchell having a great game got you worked up?

[Xiao Yao You]

Why are you so upset? Can’t handle the truth about your hero? Mitchell having a great game got you worked up?

Jazz gave up 118 points. Herro scored 29 with Mitchell getting much of that abuse. Great game though! God you are really pathetic

[RRR3]

Jazz gave up 118 points. Herro scored 29 with Mitchell getting much of that abuse. Great game though! God you are really pathetic
Mitchell +12
Toody -20


























:(

[Manny98]

keep making shit up asshole
Boiling :lol

[Xiao Yao You]

+/- is all you have. :roll:

[RRR3]

+/- is all you have. :roll:
You loved +/- last year. What changed?

[Axe]

Jazz lose when toody ties mitchell in scoring.

[Xiao Yao You]

Jazz lose when toody ties mitchell in scoring.

lost 2 of their 3 games without Conley. More Mitchell and Clarkson with the ball not a good thing. Worse defensively too

[Axe]

lost 2 of their 3 games without Conley. More Mitchell and Clarkson with the ball not a good thing. Worse defensively too
What is it with conley than clarkson or mitchell? They only have 3 losses so far.

[Xiao Yao You]

What is it with conley than clarkson or mitchell? They only have 3 losses so far.

Conley is a great two way pg. Clarkson and Mitchell are inefficient gunners who play little D and rarely pass it

[RRR3]

Conley is a great two way pg. Clarkson and Mitchell are inefficient gunners who play little D
Mitchell isn’t inefficient no matter how many times you spam that. He was at roughly league average efficiency last year on huge volume. And he increases his efficiency in the playoffs.

[hiphopanonymous]

I feel like OP has Shaq levels of sensitivity and ego when it comes to clowning Gobert, expecting certain things out of him etc and ripping him when he doesn't do them. But he's never even played basketball and proudly sells drugs instead of getting a job. Weird to expect so much out of someone else when you've done so little.

[RRR3]

grrrrrrrr! :mad:
:lol

[GimmeThat]

league ranks of 29th with 19.9 Assist per games, 20th with 15.4 TOV, and 20th with 19.1 PF are pretty bad signs

[AirBonner]

league ranks of 29th with 19.9 Assist per games, 20th with 15.4 TOV, and 20th with 19.1 PF are pretty bad signs

200 mill for that uff

[Proctor]

I feel like OP has Shaq levels of sensitivity and ego when it comes to clowning Gobert, expecting certain things out of him etc and ripping him when he doesn't do them. But he's never even played basketball and proudly sells drugs instead of getting a job. Weird to expect so much out of someone else when you've done so little.
Here's a perfectly normal guy too...someone who shoots granny shots for FTs because they're a basketball hipster and someone who calls Wilt Chamberlain's relatives on the phone in his downtime.

:hammerhead:

[RRR3]

Here's a perfectly normal guy too...someone who shoots granny shots for FTs because they're a basketball hipster and someone who calls Wilt Chamberlain's relatives on the phone in his downtime.

:hammerhead:
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[hiphopanonymous]

Here's a perfectly normal guy too...someone who shoots granny shots for FTs because they're a basketball hipster and someone who calls Wilt Chamberlain's relatives on the phone in his downtime.

:hammerhead:
Do I do those things? We can also imagine how perfectly normal you are to white knight a self confessed unemployed drug dealer

[RRR3]

Do I do those things? We can also imagine how perfectly normal you are to white knight a self confessed unemployed drug dealer
How normal is it for a Cavaliers fan to spend all his time whining about the guy who gave his franchise a ring? :lol


How about another thread with sped-up Wilt footage, CavsFTW? Or perhaps another meltdown when someone doesn't worship capitalism? Those are always funny.