FultzNationRISE
04-21-2020, 05:22 PM
Hello all. Fultznationrise here.
You may remember me from such posts as "Lebron James it the GOAT," and "Lebron James Has An Enormous Member."
You may have also noticed that a few months ago I abruptly disappeared from Insidehoops.com. This occurrence undoubtedly plunged the entirety of ISH into a state of shock, grief, and panic.
And for that I truly apologize.
I have dwelt the past 149 days in the seclusion of a temple deep in the Mayanmar jungle, where I sought to climb the ladder of enlightenment, and to traverse the border between perception and reality. My days were filled with ceaseless mystical meditations; my nights spent in slumbers of unprecedented depth, yielding dreams of such vivid detail and revelation they have permanently amended my consciousness.
It was within this time and place, and the consequence of this pursuit, whereupon I fully ascertained the truth about the world around us.
Many of you know that the Mayan calendar famously ended in the year 2012. And after that... it mysteriously discontinued.
For years and years, since first being drafted to the worst team in the Eastern Conference, Lebron James moved mountains. He won MVP awards, he shattered records, he single handedly raised the market value of players, coaches, and entire franchises, and the league itself. But he did not win a championship.
If you're familiar with Murphy's Law, it is a natural phenomenon which dictates that in a logical, consistent, ordinary world... everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Lebron was recognized as the most talented player of all time, but year after year he was thwarted by fate. His franchise would make non-sequitur moves like signing unthinkably washed 'marquee' names like Shaq and Ben Wallace. In a critical game against his Boston rivals his elbow was all but shattered to hell and he had to shoot freethrows with his left hand. In 2011, he was sabotaged by one of his own, Dwayne "Judas" Wade who could not stand Lebron being the go-to man in crunch time.
This is how the world is supposed to treat the brilliantly gifted. It is supposed to block them. To put impenetrable obstacles in their way. To prevent the "sensible" outcome where the best person or action achieves the best result. This is Murphy's Law.
In 2012, the Mayan calendar began running short of days. The calendar was less thicc than every year previously, because for the first time in history, a year would be truncated. As Lebron James carried his Heat through a phenomenal regular season of brilliance, overcoming the immense adversity of the 2011 finals debacle, there was something manifest about his path. The playoffs began and they tore through them with a ferocity ramped up even from their regular season. As the playoffs progressed, Lebron was out of control. He was the same guy, yet... different.
Meanwhile, the pages kept flipping on the calendar, but its cardboard backing was moving swiftly to the fore with each turn.
And finally... on the day Lebron James won his first National Basketball Association championship, which confirmed forever his legacy as the GOAT basketball player, or his "third leg"acy if you will.... the vaunted and infamous Mayan Calendar ran out of days.
What does that mean?
This is where it gets deep.
You may remember me from such posts as "Lebron James it the GOAT," and "Lebron James Has An Enormous Member."
You may have also noticed that a few months ago I abruptly disappeared from Insidehoops.com. This occurrence undoubtedly plunged the entirety of ISH into a state of shock, grief, and panic.
And for that I truly apologize.
I have dwelt the past 149 days in the seclusion of a temple deep in the Mayanmar jungle, where I sought to climb the ladder of enlightenment, and to traverse the border between perception and reality. My days were filled with ceaseless mystical meditations; my nights spent in slumbers of unprecedented depth, yielding dreams of such vivid detail and revelation they have permanently amended my consciousness.
It was within this time and place, and the consequence of this pursuit, whereupon I fully ascertained the truth about the world around us.
Many of you know that the Mayan calendar famously ended in the year 2012. And after that... it mysteriously discontinued.
For years and years, since first being drafted to the worst team in the Eastern Conference, Lebron James moved mountains. He won MVP awards, he shattered records, he single handedly raised the market value of players, coaches, and entire franchises, and the league itself. But he did not win a championship.
If you're familiar with Murphy's Law, it is a natural phenomenon which dictates that in a logical, consistent, ordinary world... everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Lebron was recognized as the most talented player of all time, but year after year he was thwarted by fate. His franchise would make non-sequitur moves like signing unthinkably washed 'marquee' names like Shaq and Ben Wallace. In a critical game against his Boston rivals his elbow was all but shattered to hell and he had to shoot freethrows with his left hand. In 2011, he was sabotaged by one of his own, Dwayne "Judas" Wade who could not stand Lebron being the go-to man in crunch time.
This is how the world is supposed to treat the brilliantly gifted. It is supposed to block them. To put impenetrable obstacles in their way. To prevent the "sensible" outcome where the best person or action achieves the best result. This is Murphy's Law.
In 2012, the Mayan calendar began running short of days. The calendar was less thicc than every year previously, because for the first time in history, a year would be truncated. As Lebron James carried his Heat through a phenomenal regular season of brilliance, overcoming the immense adversity of the 2011 finals debacle, there was something manifest about his path. The playoffs began and they tore through them with a ferocity ramped up even from their regular season. As the playoffs progressed, Lebron was out of control. He was the same guy, yet... different.
Meanwhile, the pages kept flipping on the calendar, but its cardboard backing was moving swiftly to the fore with each turn.
And finally... on the day Lebron James won his first National Basketball Association championship, which confirmed forever his legacy as the GOAT basketball player, or his "third leg"acy if you will.... the vaunted and infamous Mayan Calendar ran out of days.
What does that mean?
This is where it gets deep.