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FultzNationRISE
04-21-2020, 05:22 PM
Hello all. Fultznationrise here.

You may remember me from such posts as "Lebron James it the GOAT," and "Lebron James Has An Enormous Member."

You may have also noticed that a few months ago I abruptly disappeared from Insidehoops.com. This occurrence undoubtedly plunged the entirety of ISH into a state of shock, grief, and panic.

And for that I truly apologize.

I have dwelt the past 149 days in the seclusion of a temple deep in the Mayanmar jungle, where I sought to climb the ladder of enlightenment, and to traverse the border between perception and reality. My days were filled with ceaseless mystical meditations; my nights spent in slumbers of unprecedented depth, yielding dreams of such vivid detail and revelation they have permanently amended my consciousness.

It was within this time and place, and the consequence of this pursuit, whereupon I fully ascertained the truth about the world around us.



Many of you know that the Mayan calendar famously ended in the year 2012. And after that... it mysteriously discontinued.

For years and years, since first being drafted to the worst team in the Eastern Conference, Lebron James moved mountains. He won MVP awards, he shattered records, he single handedly raised the market value of players, coaches, and entire franchises, and the league itself. But he did not win a championship.

If you're familiar with Murphy's Law, it is a natural phenomenon which dictates that in a logical, consistent, ordinary world... everything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Lebron was recognized as the most talented player of all time, but year after year he was thwarted by fate. His franchise would make non-sequitur moves like signing unthinkably washed 'marquee' names like Shaq and Ben Wallace. In a critical game against his Boston rivals his elbow was all but shattered to hell and he had to shoot freethrows with his left hand. In 2011, he was sabotaged by one of his own, Dwayne "Judas" Wade who could not stand Lebron being the go-to man in crunch time.

This is how the world is supposed to treat the brilliantly gifted. It is supposed to block them. To put impenetrable obstacles in their way. To prevent the "sensible" outcome where the best person or action achieves the best result. This is Murphy's Law.

In 2012, the Mayan calendar began running short of days. The calendar was less thicc than every year previously, because for the first time in history, a year would be truncated. As Lebron James carried his Heat through a phenomenal regular season of brilliance, overcoming the immense adversity of the 2011 finals debacle, there was something manifest about his path. The playoffs began and they tore through them with a ferocity ramped up even from their regular season. As the playoffs progressed, Lebron was out of control. He was the same guy, yet... different.

Meanwhile, the pages kept flipping on the calendar, but its cardboard backing was moving swiftly to the fore with each turn.

And finally... on the day Lebron James won his first National Basketball Association championship, which confirmed forever his legacy as the GOAT basketball player, or his "third leg"acy if you will.... the vaunted and infamous Mayan Calendar ran out of days.


What does that mean?

This is where it gets deep.

FultzNationRISE
04-21-2020, 05:23 PM
We're all familiar with Leap Year, of course. Every four revolutions around the sun, the Earth must "borrow" a day in February to keep our calendars consistent. To maintain harmony.

The Mayan Calendar ran out in 2012, because that was the final year in which our dimension of reality could maintain itself without having to "borrow" from another dimension. We are now in a fundamentally altered dimensional calendar, a shift which the Mayans predicated.

Proof:

After Lebron won his chip in 2012, what was the absolute most unthinkable scenario you could predict at that point? "Well gee, now that Lebron finally broke through with Miami, and he's got Wade and Bosh, and Riles pulling the strings, I think he's gonna go back to lowly Cleveland. And then I think he's gonna drag a team of playoff virgins to a 3-1 comeback against a 73 win team in the Finals."

Imagine actually saying that to someone in 2012. IMAGINE IT. You would be roasted. People would have literally said to you, "Yeah, that'll happen, just as soon as a notorious philanderer and reality television star, part-time WWE wrestler becomes President of the United States :lol"

As in 2016... they both happened.

Why?

Because in 2016 we borrowed a year from an alternate dimension. It was not a year which was consistent with our knowledge of reality in 2015, 2014, 2013 etc. It was borrowed from another dimension.



January 2020.


Kobe Bryant dies in a helicopter crash.

Soon thereafter, for the first time in history, the NBA unthinkably shuts down due to a global health pandemic. :biggums:

Just before doing so, a player in his seventeenth season is crowned de facto MVP and 2020 Champion by virtue of dispatching his two closest rival players/teams on the same weekend in back to back national TV games before the shut down. :lebronamazed:


These are things that don't happen in our familiar dimension of reality. But they are now happening every four years. Because what we are experiencing is not simply a typical "leap year," where we borrow an extra day to satisfy our temporal calendars. We are now in a cycle where we experience a "warp year" after every four revolutions around the sun, in which we borrow a dimension to satisfy our existential calendars.


And it all started with Lebron's ascent to the top as the Mayan calendar expired. This convergence of circumstances produced a fissure in reality itself and created a shifted paradigm in the tectonic plates of consciousness.







"Oh, but FultzNationRise, youre just making all of this up. That's a cute little story and all, but it's easy to put the pieces together at a certain angle in hindsight. This is merely a twisted coincidence."



Okay.

Well tell me.




What year did Lebron get this?











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highwhey
04-21-2020, 05:29 PM
:roll:

red1
04-21-2020, 05:30 PM
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ArbitraryWater
04-21-2020, 05:38 PM
This, is... I'm speechless.

One of the most beautifully writen things ever.


My life has just been changed.

I am enlightened.

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Vino24
04-21-2020, 05:41 PM
Op very well written

red1
04-21-2020, 05:42 PM
Hello all. Fultznationrise here.

You may remember me from such posts as "Lebron James it the GOAT," and "Lebron James Has An Enormous Member."

:roll:

OP went on an ayahuasca trip and met the basketball gods and the spirit of troy mcclure



he experienced the spiritual equivalent of a dick-measuring contest and the james fam came out on top no pun intended :roll:



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Monta Ellis MVP
04-21-2020, 05:45 PM
Me and Air Bonner found out LeBron was the greatest player ever after we did Mushrooms.

AirBonner
04-21-2020, 05:48 PM
Me and Air Bonner found out LeBron was the greatest player ever after we did Mushrooms.
:cheers:

Monta Ellis MVP
04-21-2020, 05:51 PM
:cheers:

:cheers:

SouBeachTalents
04-21-2020, 05:53 PM
I will say, all the events that occurred in 2016 are kinda creepy

LeBron & the Cavs win the Finals, you all know the backstory

The Cubs win their first World Series in 108 years, also coming back from a 3-1 deficit, against Cleveland of all teams

Donald fcking Trump wins the election and becomes president

Federer & Nadal meet in a grand slam Final for the first time in 6 years, and with the epic 5 set win Fed currently has the lead in career Grand Slams over Nadal by 1

Literally one week later, Brady leads the Pats on the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history to win his record breaking 5th Super Bowl

And while the latter two technically happened in January 2017, shit is close enough. Just very weird ALL those epic events happened in roughly a half a year span, giving a lot of credence to what OP is saying

ArbitraryWater
04-21-2020, 06:19 PM
+ Ronaldo leading Portugal to EURO Glory, Portugal wins final against France with Ronaldo watching from the bench after an injury 15 minutes in.

Overdrive
04-21-2020, 06:31 PM
+ Ronaldo leading Portugal to EURO Glory, Portugal wins final against France with Ronaldo watching from the bench after an injury 15 minutes in.

Did Portugal with Ronaldo on the pitch even win a game?

ArbitraryWater
04-21-2020, 07:07 PM
Did Portugal with Ronaldo on the pitch even win a game?

Yea, 3 in the KO stage

Rico2016
04-21-2020, 09:22 PM
This, is... I'm speechless.

One of the most beautifully writen things ever.


My life has just been changed.

I am enlightened.

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+1

Stanley Kobrick
04-21-2020, 09:23 PM
interesting doctrine

r0drig0lac
04-21-2020, 09:40 PM
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LAmbruh
04-21-2020, 10:54 PM
:oldlol::applause::applause:

red1
04-21-2020, 10:55 PM
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:oldlol:

Stanley Kobrick
04-22-2020, 08:38 AM
:biggums:

SATAN
04-22-2020, 08:51 AM
Most Michael Jordan fans don't know much about basketball. That is a fact. They have never set a hard screen to help some selfish asshole get a layup or dunk.

LAL
04-22-2020, 08:54 AM
Most Michael Jordan fans don't know much about basketball. That is a fact. They have never set a hard screen to help some selfish asshole get a layup or dunk.

Genius take. Who you learned that from, lebron? He is actually the asshole getting the layup or dunk.

SATAN
04-22-2020, 08:58 AM
LAL is a mod troll account. LOOK HERE GUYS

LAL
04-22-2020, 09:04 AM
LAL is a mod troll account. LOOK HERE GUYS

Yikes

SATAN
04-22-2020, 09:08 AM
You would probably sail the seven seas clamped to Michael Jordan's dick if he were a blue whale. Absolutely disgusting human being. **** outta here.

FultzNationRISE
01-03-2022, 01:06 AM
Something tells me that in 2022, the previously four year cycle suddenly accelerates into a two year cycle as cosmic interactions manifest at exponentially quicker speeds.


Remember my words, and beware the ides of LeMarch.....